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I don’t think I could do me and 2 men you know. That’s too much 🍆 for me 🤣 you’d be well and truly tattle knackered after though
 
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I always used to say I’d have a 3some with two lads but since I’m a Mum now and I act like a born again virgin I deffo wouldn’t 🤣🤣
 
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My ex used to say that the only difference between a threesome and normal sex is that at the end there are two disappointed faces instead of one 😂 I had a disappointed face many times during our relationship 👀
 
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What if you were shagging two lads at the same time and one had a massive 🍆 and the other was average. Do you reckon you’d spend more time with the big one and the other one would be like helloooooo what about me 😅
 
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Does anyone else get sex shame?? Like when they’ve been a right dirty witch during a sesh then like 20 mins later when you’re done, eating a packet of crisps and your fella is like ‘arrr when you did this and this it was well good’ I always acted shocked like no I didn’t 😱

my fella always goes ‘you used to do this and this’ and I go ‘shush, I’m a Mother now’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Yes! Sometimes I say things and am fully ashamed of myself after for using those words 😟
 
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Does anyone else get sex shame?? Like when they’ve been a right dirty witch during a sesh then like 20 mins later when you’re done, eating a packet of crisps and your fella is like ‘arrr when you did this and this it was well good’ I always acted shocked like no I didn’t 😱

my fella always goes ‘you used to do this and this’ and I go ‘shush, I’m a Mother now’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
No you've got to be proud.

Like they say a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.
 
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I always get sex shame! me and mr peaches have made various sex tapes over the years and I’m always way too embarrassed to watch them back 🤣

Or the next day he’ll talk to me about what we did the night before and I’m like SHHHHH.
 
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Just opened a bottle of lemonade and it exploded all over me crocs 😢
 
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I always get sex shame! me and mr peaches have made various sex tapes over the years and I’m always way too embarrassed to watch them back 🤣

Or the next day he’ll talk to me about what we did the night before and I’m like SHHHHH.
I love this 😂 I feel like you have to be very body confident to watch yourself having sex?!
 
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I love this 😂 I feel like you have to be very body confident to watch yourself having sex?!
I’ve managed to watch about 5 mins of one before and then I’m like you dirty witch and had to turn it off. Dunno who I think I am honestly 🤣

the worst part is it’s not even edited so you can see who started the filming and it’s usually me 🤣
 
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My fella filmed me giving him a blowie once and we watched it back, at one point I looked up and I went ey I look good there and my fella was like, why don’t you put it as your profile picture 🤣🤣
 
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Does anyone else get sex shame?? Like when they’ve been a right dirty witch during a sesh then like 20 mins later when you’re done, eating a packet of crisps and your fella is like ‘arrr when you did this and this it was well good’ I always acted shocked like no I didn’t 😱

my fella always goes ‘you used to do this and this’ and I go ‘shush, I’m a Mother now’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bahahahhaa
 

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