I'd love to know what he's saying to his mates his their group chat.
"25 mins she was tugging me mate, didn't even stick it in her mouth"
"25 mins she was tugging me mate, didn't even stick it in her mouth"
It was the Finger of Fate that she made a bad pull that night.He can’t really say she’s tit at wanks though, he didn’t even stick a cheeky finger in. Absolute perfect example of men just caring about themselves in bed
omg my best mate had a rumour go round about her that her and a lad used an Asda plastic bag as a condomWhen I was at school there was a rumour about a couple who used a crisp packet as a condom
It didn't work and the child became Mr Potato Head?When I was at school there was a rumour about a couple who used a crisp packet as a condom
OMG that was a rumour at my school too!When I was at school there was a rumour about a couple who used a crisp packet as a condom
I love how you dropped this in so casually between messages about cats dying