Chit chat #10

[Boredofthegram]

Omg I’m in tears at this thread whilst on a work call.



I’m left handed so it’s my hand of choice for such matters but yeah cba with it now as blokes do that enough themselves

 

[watermelon sugar]

Wednesday: the sims
Thursday: clothes airers
Friday: wanks and what people shove up themselves

im not ready for the subject of conversation tomorrow

 

[WilmaHun]

There's never been such a diverse thread on tattle

 

[Boredofthegram]

Remember when we used to go on about our fave bakeries

 

[Thelmachops]

@WilmaHun she would expect nothing less from me after 30 years of friendship!

 

[Hope96]

This is the best thread tbf it's the one thread that can cheer me up when I'm crying like a little baby!

 

[lemonlime]

Halcyon days of sims are gone, now it's the time of unlikely dildos and fruitless wanks.

 

[BelleAmie]

There's never been such a diverse thread on tattle

Sometimes we talk about sex. Sometimes we talk about food. Sometimes we talk about sex and food

 

[watermelon sugar]

Remember when we used to go on about our fave bakeries

someone out there has probs shoved a pain au chocolat up themselves

 

[lemonlime]

someone out there has probs shoved a pain au chocolat up themselves

I'd imagine a cannoli would be easier

 

[Hope96]

someone out there has probs shoved a pain au chocolat up themselves

 

[BelleAmie]

There was also a rumour at school about a girl who was using a carrot to masturbate and it got stuck and her friend had to use a fork to get it out

 

[watermelon sugar]

I'd imagine a cannoli would be easier

girth over length I guess?

 

[Boredofthegram]

A fork?!!!

 

[WilmaHun]

I know someone who snapped their banjo string whilst getting down to it once

 

[lemonlime]

There was also a rumour at school about a girl who was using a carrot to masturbate and it got stuck and her friend had to use a fork to get it out

Heard something similar but with a cucumber it's not a pickling jar ffs, stop putting veggies up yourselves people

 

[Hope96]

This will forever be my favourite clip:



Please watch in full... it's worth it.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Never mind rumours I’ve seen photographic evidence of a girl with a cornetto (cone end) up her. It was horrific

also a pic went round of a girl in our school and she shoved dairy milk buttons up her and on one of the pics she had the buttons over her nipples

and my friend said he ate a Mars delight out a girl once. Dunno what it is about Mars bars they must be the most popular chocolate bar for sex

 

[Penguin86]

I've needed this thread this morning.
Crapping myself about going for my booster and flu jabs later.

 

[WilmaHun]

If I was ever gonna stick some sort of confectionary up me for someone to eat out of me, I wouldn't pick something that can melt like chocolate!!