No, going down there would feel too much like a bush tucker trialThe man with the largest penis in the world (Jonah Falcon) is apparently 13.5 inches - would you try?
(That was not something I expected to type today.)
Give them time, they've got an expansion pack for everything else!Anyway in non cock related news my fella bought me Sims 4 cats & dogs so I’ve got another expansion pack!! So I’m gonna get my Sim a dog! Not a Traceys dog though, there is no ‘Sims 4 - sex toys’ expansion pack - yet.
I’ve had that and it’s like an overly sweet tea with a hint of fruit taste. Not great.What is stress relief tea? Does it actually make you less stressed. Has anyone had this, I’m a bit intrigued, dunno why you’d want tea that tastes of jam on toast though
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Try the mod Wicked WhimsAnyway in non cock related news my fella bought me Sims 4 cats & dogs so I’ve got another expansion pack!! So I’m gonna get my Sim a dog! Not a Traceys dog though, there is no ‘Sims 4 - sex toys’ expansion pack - yet.
Sounds like me and my sister… my sister wanted anything and everything designer me expensive and I was happy with a cardboard boxNot to divert attention from Johan's knob but I was just on the video call with my children. Oldest Jelly has started up the big school since I have been in hospital and I feel like she is living in another world. We were talking about Christmas presents and what she might like and she casually says a Macbook pro, and tells me how to find the one she wants on Amazon and that thing is £2,299. I said are you having a laugh and she says I knew you wouldn't take me seriously. I mean, we could go on a holiday for that cost. My kids get 4 gifts a want, a wear, a read and a need and then a stocking of little stuff. I don't even spend £2,299 on gifts. So we had a bit of a bicker about that and at the end she goes "you're alright, I'm just going to ask Grandma for a Macbook." My parents are the most indulgent grandparents, mostly because they feel the need to make up for not seeing the children all the time we were overseas but I swear down if they buy her this there will be fireworks. The little madam shouldn't even be asking for stuff like that. Drama, drama. Then Littlest Jelly comes on and says she might like the Walnut Squirrel Sylvannian Families that are like £10. They couldn't be more different these kids. Exhausting to keep up with.
I am in bed watching true crime stuff on youtube. Amount I have watched I feel like I'm your girl if you need to off anyone easily.
EeewwwI fell down a rabbit hole while researching that guy - there's an old bloke in Mexico who started attaching weights to his when he was a teenager and it's now 19" but it's over 50% foreskin
Did you ask on the first date ‘soooo are you circumcised cos if not it’s a no from me’Eeewwwpersonally I prefer circumcised so 50% foreskin is a definite no no.
Well I don't turn down uncircumcised, but I definitely prefer without.Did you ask on the first date ‘soooo are you circumcised cos if not it’s a no from me’
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