Chessie King

[Ithoughtitwasjustme]

The other day i was throwing up and having hot flashes too. Really wish I'd thought of taking a naked selfie for my Instagram story.

Also, if Mat makes anymore sexual references I'm getting my vag stitched up and joining a nunnery. I always assumed the missing T represented his lacking testosterone but these sex jokes show he's just hitting puberty.

 

[Smurf72]

The other day i was throwing up and having hot flashes too. Really wish I'd thought of taking a naked selfie for my Instagram story.

Also, if Mat makes anymore sexual references I'm getting my vag stitched up and joining a nunnery. I always assumed the missing T represented his lacking testosterone but these sex jokes show he's just hitting puberty.

He honestly makes me want to throw up

 

[scotinlondon]

Her stories this week (as usual) have been so irritating. Why does she always make these stupid, unflattering faces to try and be funny?

 

[Smurf72]

Her stories this week (as usual) have been so irritating. Why does she always make these stupid, unflattering faces to try and be funny?

I truly don’t understand how she has followers and then you read comments saying how she’s amazing. She’s an absolute tool!!

 

[milkywaymelon]

A podcast on pregnancy it's like she's the first woman to have ever gotten pregnant and she's not even thattttt pregnant yet I finally hit the unfollow button, I'm done

 

[Evabee]

Why would I want to listen to someone talk about pregnancy who’s not really gone through it!

she’s so self absorbed she thinks she’s the fountain of knowledge

 

[Smurf72]

A podcast on pregnancy it's like she's the first woman to have ever gotten pregnant and she's not even thattttt pregnant yet I finally hit the unfollow button, I'm done

I hit the unfollow button ages ago!

 

[Evabee]

Also not to be rude but her bump isn’t really a bump, it looks more like normal body large

she puts herself in strange poses to make her belly stick out and then calls it a bump

 

[Aardvark]

It makes me uncomfortable that she’s doing this podcast up to date during the pregnancy. Lots of people I follow wrote blogs or shared videos of their pregnancy experience after it happened eg a summary of the second trimester during the third etc etc. The extra time gave them the space to think about it properly and process everything

She’s not had her 20 week anatomy scan yet. There might be complications later on that she’s not mentally ready to share with the public. It’s not about keeping pregnancy a secret, that’s not what I’m saying. But I had some minor but significant things develop in my third trimester that I wasn’t hugely keen on telling my friends about, let alone a wider audience

I don’t know, I may be alone in this point of view. But it doesn’t sit right with me. You can’t give useful meaning advice at this stage so really what’s the point of the podcast apart from attention seeking?

 

[LucilleBluth]

It makes me uncomfortable that she’s doing this podcast up to date during the pregnancy. Lots of people I follow wrote blogs or shared videos of their pregnancy experience after it happened eg a summary of the second trimester during the third etc etc. The extra time gave them the space to think about it properly and process everything

She’s not had her 20 week anatomy scan yet. There might be complications later on that she’s not mentally ready to share with the public. It’s not about keeping pregnancy a secret, that’s not what I’m saying. But I had some minor but significant things develop in my third trimester that I wasn’t hugely keen on telling my friends about, let alone a wider audience

I don’t know, I may be alone in this point of view. But it doesn’t sit right with me. You can’t give useful meaning advice at this stage so really what’s the point of the podcast apart from attention seeking?

I absolutely, completely, unequivocally agree with you.

 

[scotinlondon]

Why is she the way she is? They seriously need to do some growing up before this baby arrives.

And someone please tell me why she randomly puts on a Yorkshire accent?

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

Wow. That podcast? Just when you think she can’t get any worse. Someone should really tell her she’s a) not the first woman to be pregnant and b) not birthing Jesus Christ and therefore nobody gives a tit. It all just screams money making to me. Also as someone else pointed out, she doesn’t know that the baby is ok and is jumping in to making a bleeping series out of her pregnancy? This is a woman who has a “heart condition” as well? If it were me I’d be eager to make sure everything is ok!

I’ve just listened to a snippet and they’re an embarrassment. “Anything else Chess, how else has the body been feeling? Anything else you’d like to report” “Just my massive bits”

 

[Smurf72]

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Why is she the way she is? They seriously need to do some growing up before this baby arrives.

And someone please tell me why she randomly puts on a Yorkshire accent?

I messaged her once asking why she was taking the piss out of a Yorkshire accent..blocked!
They are both so immature. I don’t know if they do it to attract more followers and they think they’re funny but it just comes across as being really naff!

Wow. That podcast? Just when you think she can’t get any worse. Someone should really tell her she’s a) not the first woman to be pregnant and b) not birthing Jesus Christ and therefore nobody gives a tit. It all just screams money making to me. Also as someone else pointed out, she doesn’t know that the baby is ok and is jumping in to making a bleeping series out of her pregnancy? This is a woman who has a “heart condition” as well? If it were me I’d be eager to make sure everything is ok!

I’ve just listened to a snippet and they’re an embarrassment. “Anything else Chess, how else has the body been feeling? Anything else you’d like to report” “Just my massive bits”

I really want to listen to it to see how bad it really is but I can’t bring myself to do it. I can imagine they’re giggling about MaT’s balls, vaginas, penises, periods and god knows what else

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

I messaged her once asking why she was taking the piss out of a Yorkshire accent..blocked!
They are both so immature. I don’t know if they do it to attract more followers and they think they’re funny but it just comes across as being really naff!


I really want to listen to it to see how bad it really is but I can’t bring myself to do it. I can imagine they’re giggling about MaT’s balls, vaginas, penises, periods and god knows what else

You’ve hit the nail on the head! That’s exactly what they’re doing. It’s not serious at all? Just then spending half an hour talking tit and saying stuff about “chesstickles” and him asking her what she thought Lochia (discharge after giving birth) is and then giggling about calling the kid Lochia.

She said when they met Mat didn’t even know what a pad was but because she grew up with a sister they always talking about pads, tampons, periods, moon cups and discharge and Mat was like “ewwww” but now he’s really interested. They’re honestly tragic.

 

[LucilleBluth]

I just read the descriptions of the episodes on my podcast app. Jesus Christ. They are SO badly written, almost to the extent that they’re unintelligible. And yeah, as expected, the episodes sound like the last thing on earth I’d ever find funny. Or interesting.

 

[Emslou22]

Curiosity got the better of me and I listened to 5 minutes of the 3rd podcast and all I can say is omg how old they?!? Does anybody really care what sex position resulted in them conceiving??! They are just so unbelievably childish!

 

[Evabee]

Curiosity got the better of me and I listened to 5 minutes of the 3rd podcast and all I can say is omg how old they?!? Does anybody really care what sex position resulted in them conceiving??! They are just so unbelievably childish!

Considering she didn’t realise she had a moon cup in for months (AKA hadn’t had sex for months) I’m surprised they even conceived, their sex life sounds very dull

 

[Smurf72]

Considering she didn’t realise she had a moon cup in for months (AKA hadn’t had sex for months) I’m surprised they even conceived, their sex life sounds very dull

The thought of those 2 having sex

Curiosity got the better of me and I listened to 5 minutes of the 3rd podcast and all I can say is omg how old they?!? Does anybody really care what sex position resulted in them conceiving??! They are just so unbelievably childish!

They are horrendous. How people think they’re funny is beyond me!
Chessie’s sick today...incase anyone was wondering

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

Live Q&A with the pregnancy expert

 

[Smurf72]

Live Q&A with the pregnancy expert

I had a nosey and lasted 5 secs