Chateau Diaries #56 Trotter's hole in the wall or Chateau cashpoint?

[HalcyonOrganic]

Are you all proud of yourselves now? I had to check on those onion plates. After typing his last name wrong, starting with Fairchild, fairfox, Fairground,.. I finally found him.

he said it’s good to see me again. I want to point it out that we have never met before.

the water in the flower vase has seen better days.

Should have placed the sandwiches on the main plate, so that I shouldn’t have been forced looking at the ugly design of it

the onion plate, well… actually quite nice. I bet you can put stuff on it. Like… I don’t know, onions?

 

[MidCenturyMadOne]

Rather snooty comment on Selmar’s latest flog:

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Holy Smokes!
SJ definitely looks too old for 46.

Both my parents are 45, but they look way younger than her!

I guess grifting does take its toll in more ways than one.

Silencing and resisting the conscience drains the youth out of her.

She'll look like her mother's sister by the time she turns 50!

 

[Jikki2]

I have said this before: Even if you saw them in bed together, you would just assume that they are tired. He is bi sexual or somewhere on that spectrum but he is in love with Steph.

Everybody sees what they want to see and I'm clearly not seeing the same thing as some others claim to see. I do think Snorty is absolutely spell bound by Stefanny but he ain't sticking it to her fanny.

 

[notanangel]

Oh that carpet cleaning makes me feel sick….how can they even consider keeping it…..how much more filth can be added to the place?

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Steppy, it is entirely possible to make clotted cream in your very own kitchen. I promise.

But "in France it's very difficult to find double cream..." says Michael Petherick.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

It’s crazy how Marie is getting away with what she’s doing, hopping from one free accommodation to another, disguised as collaberation with owners. One or two stories on Instagram in exchange for free lodging. That’s some way to abuse support local businesses! Many of these inns and B&Bs she’s shamelessly taking advantage of have not had much income for months! She’s beginning to equal her former mistress in scrounging!

 

[KiKiGee]

Congratulations on an amazing invitation. A good thing that you and Phillip have been practicing with your window shopping game! Check out Albania. Beautiful, low Covid, direct flights to New York. You need a 72 hour covid test to get into the US from anywhere but apparently you can take self-administered tests with you so you dont need to worry about scheduling a test and getting results back in time. Good luck!

Is there life on Mars ???
How did they get to earth …

so many questions

 

[Alice Strictknickers]

Marie, inevitably, getting ideas above her station. (Comment and her reply from the post with the photo of a table tableau from FRK on tour in Provance (sic)). Angelic of "Angel" to think of a potential victim interviewee. Imagine the toe curling carnage if FRK attempted to engage JM in conversation, much less an "interview.

the way the peerage works is complicated, so I'm not going to mention "Angel" getting in a muddle about Julie's husband's family.

• Hi Marie! I don't know if you know but Julie Montagu, who is married to the Earl of Sandwich, follows you! She has her own YouTube channel and I think she would be an awesome lady for you to interview on Success Stories
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    @angeltimestwohi lovely! Oh yes I have already had her on my mind Angel
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Well, she WAS going to start her Successful Stories with Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, remember?! (whatever happened to that one I wonder!)
So the Viscountess Hinchinbrooke should be a mere doddle for her!

 

[KiKiGee]

Seems as SSB got the invite their looking for … for free

offers on patron

@Stephanie and @Philip if you haven’t booked yet PLEASE consider BERMUDA where we live. Many people are spending their two week exiles here (and we’re a quick 90 minute flight New York) with direct 5 hr flight from Bermuda on BA to Heathrow. Ironic really as My husband and I are currently an hour from La Lande on the A89/E70 and spending next week in Scotland before heading home. If you do end up in Bermuda and need any help/suggestions please reach out.
Would love to buy you a drink/dinner whatever

you’d pay for everything
They are allergic to buying food n drink

Or this
How about Banff? Absolutely gorgeous ...but will too busy this month. Oh! I know, Fogo Island Inn! at Joe Batts Arm, Newfoundland. Here's a link. Stephanie, the Inn is so in your wheelhouse. https://fogoislandinn.ca/ourinn/

 

[Clara Burnett]

"some" are photoshopped? Come on guys, they're ALL fake!!! It's obvious.

I haven't checked so I can't vouch for it being all fake. I actually do know she has had several photo shoots with Potty years ago that would defintely deserve the label soft porn, but I doubt he would be careless enough to leave them pictures lying around or vindictive enough to post, for that matter. He did the same with the girlfriend that preceded Rhutywriter, who was in a relationship when she dated Potty on the side, but that didn't stop her from undressing in front of his camera or the cheering crowds at the HMN where she performed her 'burlesque art'. No to Potty as a suspect, no to Selmar as well (too innocent). My money is on Trotterboy or anyone related to his family.

I thought @CountessPompidoo was asking for your opinion, not accusing you?

Working my way through the thread moving forward so ghastly quick, it seemed that way.

 

[BlackWolf]

Well, she WAS going to start her Successful Stories with Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, remember?! (whatever happened to that one I wonder!)
So the Viscountess Hinchinbrooke should be a mere doddle for her!

So, here's a thought, if one has failed at everything, does failure become your success?

 

[Gibson]

I am once again shocked, shocked I say! that any negative comments would be removed-what kind of a world do we live in?

my brief belief in humanity has been crushed and I am back to being that sarcastic bitch you all know and love

Congratulations to being a sarcastic Mermaid and well done on your VIP Tattler status.
You now get the key to the company toilet. It's not much but it works.

 

[KyBourbon]

When they pick up Andrews stuff and move it to France, I don’t think it will fit in two suitcases for the airplane?

Right! But, on the other hand, how hard is it to move two bottles of industrial strength lube and a duffle bag of string bikinis and thongs? Will the poppers make it through customs?

 

[witchgrass]

Honestly I haven't looked at snorts closely enough to notice these things. Just the thought of looking at him makes me want to vomit. Everything about him and the grifter queen are just too much for me to handle now. The whole world is in crisis and every time I look on Facebook there is some photos of Jennifer Lopez with another "true love" for gods sake! Fires all over the world, water crisis, Afghanistan, Covid, the list can go on and on, and these two waste of human flesh are coming to New York! It really is a messed up world we live in, I really need a extra olives please!

That's right. You don't watch. I forgot. Well a Los Angeles investor bought the house I have been renting for waaaay too long and the real estate market is making it impossible for me to buy a place of my own, so I just peep in on people who can afford things as a tonic. I poured the olive juice right on in. The investor who bought my home has never seen it. When do we get to eat the rich?

 

[KiKiGee]

Jun 10, 2021
#557

This is the designers guild wallpaper that SJ has already purchased for the unfinished loo. It was presented during the hair curling live Q & A. How the hell is that going work??? Don't forget she said, she would be installing it. What could go wrong????

I posted this after SJ's and BJJ's Q&A. What could go wrong??? Well, now we know... EVERYTHING. At least the over spray of urine from the men at the chateau will blend in with the busy mural.

 

[Dippy Hippy]

There is something very dark about him

Drinking from someone's skull? What a weirdo. No wonder his wife won't live in the house. Too full of death. He must fancy himself as Lord Byron. More like the Lord of Darkness I wouldn't be surprised if he had a torture dungeon under the castle.

 

[Clara Burnett]

Interesting, so he's in business with his parents, I presume.

Wonder if he is also an only child.

He has a brother, who created a family scandal by leaving his wife (who was very loved in the family) with their young children for 'a young trollop' (not my words).

Isn't that the room that Tomas fixed up for Gerry's visit last summer?

I don't remember seeing it since.

It is. I believe Nutty was in there for a while, before moving next door to the room Marie just left behind. You know, the one where Snorty was trying to put together that ugly wardrobe that was covered in bird shit.

 

[MojoDublin]

If discussions on these disgusting photos continue can we not unfairly slander anyone on their origin.
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Thank you

it’s always newbie accounts - that particular one 11 posts

enough with the slurs - it’s established
All our ancestors walked into civilisation….,

Checked no vid yet

but there was this epic

Hello Team la Lande!!! I’ve recently joined after binge watching on YouTube for weeks. Thank you Stephanie for being SOO Positive about EVERYTHING! What an inspiration!
If I may suggest a few ideas.
1). Have Phillip do a table manners vlog. We Americans really need it.
2). Have an annual swim in the moat. Like a polar bear group for New Years. I go all over the world to post swims in unusual places, I.e. Dubrovnik in January. Continued Blessings,


Do. nOT shoot the messenger

 

[lolander]

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