Chateau Diaries #56 Trotter's hole in the wall or Chateau cashpoint?

[Jikki2]

Is it revealed yet where the alleged love couple is spending their so well deserved holiday? I suppose the location doesn't matter as long as Stefanny gets to practice her poses for the upcoming xHamster feature called Bitches on Beaches. At the same time Snorty will be kept occupied with decorating sand castles with seashells. Of course he needs the resort staff to help him build the sand castles but you know, that's what kids clubs are for.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

They are actually in that motel, Room 13

 

[Gibson]

Wow - thank you! I am really surprised as there were a lot of super ideas for titles in the last thread. Can't wait to hear @Arfarf 's idea for Thread #57. By then, @TheTaxInspector will have passed the post too. Better start thinking for #58 title and I think it will be @Bored Mermaid CC for #59.

Thanks for setting up the new thread as usual @MojoDublin.

Lots of new directions for Tattlers to pursue in the new thread.

Where have Fanny and Filly flitted off to for their Quarrentinemoon?
Will Teabag finally get his comeuppance?
Does his jam set?
Will the sewists start their grift campaign?
Does Sillyman finally meet Titty?
Does Gerry succeed in a takeover bid as the new Laird of Lalande?
When will he launch his Tiny Tartan Terror vlog?
Does Ryan get back to France before he's conned into funding the Thai Health Service?
Does Alexander finish his curtains and make an escape bid?

So many questions ....

Congratulations on the thread title. Very appropriate

The summary reminds me of the long running sitcom 'soap'

Of the Sunday vlogs tonight, I enjoyed the Fleuries' especially with the excitement of seeing the in-laws coming for a visit, them working around the chateau, eating raw oysters for the first time, Anna's and Philip's date at that fine restaurant, and the nostalgia of seeing her nana's paintings. Quite relatable!

Nicki's content tonight was predictable--a walk around her area, a drive to Sorrento (not shown, just mentioned), a bit of cooking, and some drone shots. She also needs to get a bit more creative. I'm guessing life on the Amalfi coast was a bit boring that week.

I swear, the last time I talked about Nicholas Fairfooord here, I mentioned that if he vlogged about afternoon tea again, I'll question his creativity. Lo and behold, his Friday vlog was about afternoon tea!

Maybe I'm just cranky and tired after that seven-hour train ride from Nice to Paris.

I only managed The Fleuries and Dan's. I confess to being unable to watch CD or the Positani one nor Nicholas Fairford.

Short, sharp and fairly enjoyable.

I long ago lost any patience with the others.

 

[Luna20]

She made quite a point out of stating that none of the patron money is spend on traveling and it all comes out of YouTube ad revenue. Must mean patrons are asking questions and she's getting worried. I don't blame either of them. They all should be worried, because all she does is lie and yet she's asking everyone to believe her without actually giving numbers. The only one that still thinks her words mean anything must be her boyfriend going bold.

Or she has been reading on here .
If she gets worried, the downstairs loo, the panneling and the china pantry (which we almost forget about since it hasnt been mentioned for such a long time) will be finished before christmas. But I don't think she is worried at all. Otherwise she would have moved things a bit quicker. The only real progress which is made is in the garden and she isnt taking care off that by herself.

If tattle would be in charge we would have done the following first:
1.Windows
2.Radiators
3. Cleaning the bat shit attic

Do I miss anything?

 

[Seeingitasitis]

And they laid the damp rug on the hardwood floor directly!! They do not know how to do anything.
That rug needs a rug pad underneath and we all know she meant it for her room in the first place.
When they get back from their honeymoon and that room has been shut up for 3 weeks, it is going to smell to high heavens....like dog butt covered in air freshner.!!!

It will smell like a dog died on it and other dogs sent flowers

 

[Arfarf]

Is it true that SJ's cousin cannot install the paneling in the "Grand Salon" for some reason, so they're instead putting it in SJ's boudoir?

I do believe that is what will happen. Surprise!!!

And they are going to load SO much crap in her wing of the shanty along with removing walls without a structural engineers opinion, that soon the whole pile will cave in down to the kitchen below.
Then SJ will "live with it" for months. You know. To get a better "feel" for any changes that should be made in the future.
They can cook for the BnB guests on the hot plate in the Gardner's shed!

 

[Clara Burnett]

She made quite a point out of stating that none of the patron money is spend on traveling and it all comes out of YouTube ad revenue. Must mean patrons are asking questions and she's getting worried. I don't blame either of them. They all should be worried, because all she does is lie and yet she's asking everyone to believe her without actually giving numbers. The only one that still thinks her words mean anything must be her boyfriend going bold.

when entering the United States of
You have to declare the purpose of your visit … snorty

and filming for your boss IS work …
And a big no no
On your holiday visa ….

Exactly my thoughts. They can't have it both ways: being "friends" on holiday AND using patron money for his salary.

 

[Arfarf]

By the way....
Where is @Mommydearest?
Her witty remarks and commentary are sorely missed here.

 

[Jeeves]

there is the proof, Jikki is Ma Petherick! He knows to much, I mean she

I don't think Ma knows half of what he gets up to. She probably gets most of her information here! I'm sure she is just frantically playing catch up and trying damage limitation most of the time.
Let him get himself out of his own mess this time. You won't always be there to clean up after him, Sherrie.

 

[MojoDublin]

Just need to remind this before you start to calculate the views and how much SJ is making:
View attachment 726361

Nope

I Petrol bomb Phil - o - renter
Open
Log out

METHERICK I don’t even click
I fast forward to make it less than 1 min 43 seconds

wrecks the algorithm

don’t watch a single ad for anyone

other than Dan The man
Delighted with

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

And that dog smell will perneate her whole apartment, and probably Amaury's next door.
So BJJ was not in the room next door (Nick's old room). He has a nice vibe about him.

The cousin seems normal. He looks way younger than her, but he seems to behave more maturely. He also has a job and a real, non-fairy tale, life.

 

[chillijam]

Wow, what an interesting few days!
My take on porno-gate: hmmm. Pass.
The wholeChristie she-bang? Likely to be underwhelming, particularly if she insists on involving her poodle. She will probably just crap on about bloody toile and such, and make another nightmare of clashing colours and patterns. Hey ho. In the meantime probably swanning around in Bermuda feeling oh-so-important.
Hanni - I like her, but can't see the attraction of lalaland for her. She seems to be genuinely hard working and gives to (real) charities, both financially and with her time, so this is a bit of an anomaly I think. Curious.
Dan is obviously knocking it out of the park with his work and filming, showing them all up basically. Go Dan! Kirsty is great too, and clever at remaining outside .
Lastly Armoury (sp?). Disappointed to hear from Clara that he is under the spell as well, he seems ok up front, so that's sad. I thought finally a real person, and easy on the eye and ear too. No screeching or snorting or mumbling. Oh well.
And on we go ......

 

[Jikki2]

I recall the pix posted of Brenda's spare room she was calling a b n b? Somehow I don't see SJ and her poodle sleeping there.

I say they're at the Bahamas. It's a natural environment for her sedentary lifestyle of a beached starfish.

 

[ComtesseRose]

Those Jungle print and coral reef print wallpaper belong in a children's room. (Yes I know SJ is a child and La Lande is a children's fantasy castle, so it is fitting.)

What Christie's sees in her, she is not an arbiter of good taste(!), I can not phantom.
Which is why I'm prone to believe the hearsay, that she struck a deal / paid her way to become their first doyenne of distastefulness.

Your welcome,
His IG account is public again....
www.instagram.com/paulnieuwenhof

He reads here. He privated his account very quickly.

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

Hanni seemed a little more relaxed in the new episode. Not quite so twitchy. I LOLd at the dog-smell rug. That ratty, threadbare rag will look paaar-fect in the shitoo.

Yes, Hanni is looking so relaxed…

 

[lolander]

No the idiots haven't brought in the pane!ing yet to acclimate for one month yet.
The lovers will be back before then.

What's there to acclimatize? The dump is not heated, it's the same temperature and humidity everywhere; the stables, grand salon and Dan's tearoom.

 

[toilingwiththetoile]

YouTube does not pay for that week of daily flops until next month. Teabag had money to buy KitchenAid, branded booze and then go on partying in Torremolinos and Madrid before any money from his jam sessions has made it into his bank account. It's funny how he was in debt but still can afford to go to Spain. Of course he is NOT spending the Patreon money on anything else than renovations

The go fund me a lifestyle - for some bizarre reason people jumped back into. Ma Trotter went on a comment blitz (deleted vlog) to say that it cost the whoever it is man (carpenter) to keep working on the cottage in her sons absence. Well, he did not do much - beyond some panel work in the kitchen that got water damaged. Did the go fund me peeps think they were paying for someone else to do the work as he worked his way through the bars of Madrid? Probably not. Ma then turned her attention to the other child who had her boyfriend lose his working goods...deleted 1st vlog. It appears whatever they needed in this time amounted to 5000 euro. Amazing - and all has to be taken on trust because they put up vlogs of their life in a french chateau. With NO PROOF - lets look at this again - NO PROOF that either requests are real. Same with No life Ryan. Stairs, tools. medical these peeps make Fanny look like a saint of gleaned money!

 

[BlackWolf]

I agree. Let's see some of this bullshit the regular old tattlers new profiles are trying to peddle.

Posting pics from xhamster here is not neccessary and really undesirable. They are freely viewable where they are. Note there are also two pics of FRK under SJ search there, one I have posted here, the other is too explicit. We don't want tattle to become a bulletin board for porn, do we?

 

[BlackWolf]

Of the Sunday vlogs tonight, I enjoyed the Fleuries' especially with the excitement of seeing the in-laws coming for a visit, them working around the chateau, eating raw oysters for the first time, Anna's and Philip's date at that fine restaurant, and the nostalgia of seeing her nana's paintings. Quite relatable!

Nicki's content tonight was predictable--a walk around her area, a drive to Sorrento (not shown, just mentioned), a bit of cooking, and some drone shots. She also needs to get a bit more creative. I'm guessing life on the Amalfi coast was a bit boring that week.

I swear, the last time I talked about Nicholas Fairfooord here, I mentioned that if he vlogged about afternoon tea again, I'll question his creativity. Lo and behold, his Friday vlog was about afternoon tea!

Maybe I'm just cranky and tired after that seven-hour train ride from Nice to Paris.

Nicky said the weather was extremely hot (38 - 40 C) and sapped all energy. Those sunset shots were spectacular, and I love the sea anyway. Can't go wrong in my book. For me, way better than drone shots of cows and a green van and a dodgy farmhouse.... Amalfi Coast boring? Then it's my kind of boring, bring it on

 

[lolander]

Fanny is trying to buy her way in to the upper echelons. All that talk about de Gournay wallpapers, attending auctions, all posh things toffs do. She'll do anything to be associated with or even be in the same room with them. An old story really, they'll accept her money but she'll never be one of them. You can't buy class.