Chateau Diaries #56 Trotter's hole in the wall or Chateau cashpoint?

[Luna20]

I just cannot stand that Mother!

I like her, she seems to push SJ to do something. Like all other adults do. Cleaning, cooking, taking care of your home.

There is a huge distance between Madrid and Torremolinos. So it wasn't quickly seeing his twin brother. Costa del sol is known for the crazy partying.

For the Antonio Banderas lovers: I use to live in Spain for a while, and frequently visited el Pimpi which is owned by him. (fair prices, good tapas and a minute walk from my apartment) He was so nice to the people working there, all smiles and was chatting with everyone. Now I like him even more.

 

[Pno]

Yes, Hanni is looking so relaxed…
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It’s like Mr. Bean had a French love child!

 

[Espe]

Loved "Nostrildamus"; should go in the dictionary!

 

[KiKiGee]

As for Hannoy Hanni...does she know the cousin? She nearly had orgasms in his presence. Why film that and show it?

Is she a cousin or a distant relative??? She is way too familiar with them. She was invited to Lalande to surprise Gerry???? Then she and Gerry are on the phone with Isabelle and Percy. Hanni then lost her mind when Amaury arrived. If she is not a relative she has been part of the Jarvis circle for sometime now. Will she be the next hire for Lalande??? Time will tell...

 

[Marten]

From "The chateau that changed her life with Marie Wiik featuring Stephanie Jarvis"

 

[Tea42]

Just posted from Patreon, Barbados!

 

[Kickintheass]

Dan's latest gives us some more context. Mower fixed. Blow up pool still beside tennis court. Plenty of rubbish out for bin collection.

 

[Jeeves]

So I used to live in Framlingham so I know the area really well. Someone posted a while ago about Gerry's business and the business address was in Hadleigh. At the time I thought that was strange. Just looked at the hot cousin's business and the registered address is the same one in Hadleigh. Hadleigh is at least 30 minutes from Fram which is where Gerry is meant to live. So why would both businesses be registered at the same address?

I've just looked on Google maps - that address is their accountant.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

She could include a few porn queens, too.

well whats next ...a cookingworkshop acting herself as the naked chef...i bet she has done this at lalande..just for close friends....thinking about those lesbian fotographers...i imagine her sitting naked on the kitchen table..posing next to her roasted chicken and vegtables..omg tattle is doing something with my mind..and its not good...

 

[Jikki2]

I am telling you that he admires and loves her. The idea that she would spend so much time with him, go on holiday with him, lean on him when she is ill, and clasp his hand in hers if there was no relationship is nonsense. Why is it so impossible for you to believe they are in a relationship? I absolutely believe he fancies men and women and he has more or less said that - and certainly gives every indication of that in his behaviour in the vlogs and on the live chat


Why do you believe that when all evidence points to the fact they are in a relationship? He is clearly attracted to both sexes.

It looks like all evidence points at a text book example of a gay boy with a fag hag relationship to me.

 

[Arfarf]

I wonder if she looked all "fulfilled"??? And down from her manic high.
So glad the poor thing got a vacation after working so hard going on like 12 trips already just this year alone.
Snorts was in the right place at the right time when he landed in this pile of panties.
Hope one of you detectives can post the video for us sloths?

 

[Jeeves]

Are those scratches, moles Or fake heart tattoos on Hanni's face. She is so high strung I thought maybe she was a "picker". My friend's daughter used to pull her eyelashes out. She is on the spectrum. My friend's daughter, that is.

Those matching marks on Hanni's cheeks are a new acquisition. (They are not visible in the Perfect French Minibreak vlog.).
I don't think there can be any doubt that she displays a number of atypical behaviours and ticks a number of boxes under the dyad of impairments.
However, some of the traits of Asperger's Syndrome would actually benefit Hanni in her choice of career and I am sure that Tattlers will recognise many of those strengths.
There can be no doubt that she is an extremely intelligent individual who has clearly succeeded academically. It is also very clear that the behaviours we see on screen are far more than displays of energy and high spirits.
She willingly participates in these vlogs and must realise that many viewers will recognise these patterns of behaviours. Perhaps as an advocate for ASC,(no longer ASD - Condition replaces Disorder) she would consider talking about the challenges she has faced and overcome. As much as I find Hanni uncomfortable viewing, she would actually be an excellent subject for a Success Story - unfortunately FRK would not be up to the task of doing this kind of in depth interview justice.


Intelligence, Special Interest, Memory

• Average to very high intelligence.
• Good verbal skills; rich vocabulary.
• Ability to absorb and retain large amounts of information, especially about topics of special interest.
• Ability to think in visual images.
• Be self-motivated, independent learners.
• Propensity to think outside the box and generate novel solutions to problems.
• Some people may show a strong aptitude for a particular field of study or topic.

Strong Focus

• Ability (in some cases a preference) for spending time alone.
• Take an interest in arcane or off-beat fields of knowledge.
• Concentrate for long periods of time on reading, experimenting, writing,
• Avoid wasting time in some activities that appeal to neurotypical people.
• Some special interests can be channeled into productive hobbies or even careers, where the person may be creative or make new discoveries.

Detail-oriented

• Ability to notice small details of an idea, theory, number pattern, book, film, object or visual image.
• Ability to perform repetitive tasks where accuracy, rules and routine are important.
• Strong work ethic; commitment to quality and accuracy of work.

Unique humour

• Play with language and create puns.
• Enjoy sarcasm and satire.
• Relish life’s absurd, dark, or incongruous side.
• See through empty rhetoric or conventional pieties.

Honesty

• Ability and tendency to tell the truth—even if it’s not tactful or in one’s self-interest.
• Desire and tendency to follow rules.

Desire to Connect

• Expend effort and energy to learn social skills that do not come naturally.
• Persevere in the face of rejection, confusion or frustration.
• Believe the best of everyone (sometimes naively).
• Accept quirkiness or imperfection in others, and become a loyal friend.

Fair and Just

• Tendency to be unconventional, open-minded, and tolerant.
• Intensely responsive when made aware of injustice.
• Advocate for the underdog, victims of bullying or member of an oppressed group.
• Propensity to express caring in non-traditional ways.
• Tendency to relate to and defend animals.

Dr Temple Grandin - Inside ASD

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

To be fair, I received comments like this about my hands by the time I was 30. It's a combination of genetics and lots of dishwater and cleaning/scrubbing in my case. No amount of creams or lotions/potions can fix it

Well, we know she didn't get those hands from washing dishes or cleaning...just sayin'

 

[AndAnotherName]

Remember

when entering the United States of
You have to declare the purpose of your visit … snorty

and filming for your boss IS work …
And a big no no
On your holiday visa ….

Your looking awful smug - or is it just your way of poking Nutti …
after a week off not been told what to do ???
and your smile will be as wide as your nostrils if that’s the case
Hola Nutti …

Philip wanted to say hi - your like a fart in a spacesuit ….
no intrinsic value

mmm remember no lying to immigration

Wouldn't it be funny if they were turned away by US immigration? There can be some scary official looking people at US airports.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

too much grumpiness for me to play nicely today so I’m going outside with the dog until I get my manners in check and my snark spark reset

 

[KiKiGee]

Bellow is from this website

Hanni Ross | Very French Trip

veryfrenchtrip.com

Hanni fell in love with WordPress a decade ago, and hasn't looked back.

This love led her to build the Happiness Team at Automattic, which she subsequently lead, engineering the Happiness of WordPress.com users and Automatticians alike over the course of almost six years.

Fiercely passionate about law which has studied in both the UK and France, she is now chasing her dream, preparing for the New York Bar exam and studying for a masters in IP law. Hanni can often be found with her head buried in a judgment, book, or alternatively avidly watching The West Wing, or indeed any Sorkin creation.

She loves to run, can't sing, is currently a nomad, keeps a weblog which is imaginatively entitled Hanni Ross, asks too many questions, and can often be found with a cup of coffee in hand.

You can find her working as as content / documentation writer over at wordsforwp.com.

 

[KyBourbon]

I'm loving this! He thought he could get away with another secret trip to Spain so who's the idiot here?

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I LOVE it! Exactly! If everything is on the “up-and-up,” why bother to delete the comments? He has the perfect platform and bullhorn to refute any falsehoods without resorting to silencing people.

 

[Clara Burnett]

SJ needs to get creative with her content.

She thinks she already is creative, an artist really. Her entourage confirms this daily by praising her talent and extended (grifting) knowledge. I agree on the overkill, anything related to Ivo Fornesa should be labelled overkill.

this skank and her poodle

Should go straight into our wiki glossary?!!

 

[BlackWolf]

Just returned from my 2nd jab. No worries or issues. Nice nurse, chatted awhile, asked her if I have any side effects can I fall on her. She giggle and say "Yes, that would be nice". My my, I still got some magic in my old bones...

 

[lolander]

So do we know anything about cousin Amaury? Where is he from? Is he a cousin on daddy's side or mummy's? Are there other cousins out there?

From @FrenchGirl123
The "hot" cousin :

Surprise surprise... He's not one of her French cousin (!).

He's British, lives in Suffolk where he runs a carpentry company.

His mother is Isabelle's sister who married a British citizen too. Name Richmond.