Chateau Diaries #56 Trotter's hole in the wall or Chateau cashpoint?

[NotAChatelaine]

Holiday destination - my 50p is on Bermuda: direct flight from Heathrow (thank you, Tiny Tartan Terror, for sharing the Intel that you collected SJ and her bag carrier from Stansted and took them to HRW). No direct flights to Mexico from HRW. Flights to the West Indies tend to be mid to late morning, so time frame doesn't work for getting from Stansted, flights to Bermuda are late afternoon. And only a hop, skip and a jump from there to New York. Makes sense to me, but "sense" and "Stephanie" are never uttered in the same sentence.

 

[Luna20]

Also aren't we going to talk about Nati's gift? A heat pad, so SJ can keep warm during the winter because the hot water bottles were darkening her skin! ( it's burning her skin)

Can someone tell me HOW, HOW, is fixing the radiators not a priority above all else? How can she keep saying that the cold don't bother them, when obviously they are avoiding frost bites by carrying hot water bottles?

 

[KyBourbon]

I still have 5 tattle pages to catch up on, so this might already be on here, but he has commented on his trip to Spain!.... should we be offended? is he calling us idiots? hahaha

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Wow…he posted that comment right after I had posted mine on here!! He’s just trying to cover his ass and it doesn’t change the fact that the other comments were removed. Andrew is a big boy…he can move all by himself. He doesn’t need Michael to hold his hand. And we DID see pictures of the boat party. Is it possible he went to Spain to move AND party? Why not be upfront with his viewers about it from the start? “Hey…going to Spain to help move the love of my life Andrew to France! We’re starting a life together and I’m so excited!” In a prior vlog he already told us he’d like Andrew to move in with him, so not a big surprise. The only idiot is Teabeg!

 

[Gibson]

I cannot believe how quickly these threads are moving.
Congratulations to @Arfarf

 

[KyBourbon]

I'm loving this! He thought he could get away with another secret trip to Spain so who's the idiot here?

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Well..look at this! Maria’s comment was deleted, but we now have another one!

 

[Seeingitasitis]

Kirsty is great too, and clever at remaining outside .

I absolutely agree and I am a Kirsty fan. She has not pushed herself forward in the slightest, works hard, clearly gets on well with Dan, likes animals, took care of the sheep. Everything to like. Dan and Kirsty are the highlight of the vlogs for me.

 

[Milre]

This is not just true, it's old news too. Everybody at the shitshow has been talking about how hard it is going to be to get that huge mirror upstairs to her boudoir. She's obviously not going to be part of the efforts anyway, because she booked herself an expensive invitation from Christie's and can act innocent and surprised when se gets back, but the working orders for her cousin are very precise indeed: get it upstairs, no matter what.

Anyway, Steph said that sexy Cousin will only carry the panels into the grand salon. They need to get acclimatised for a month first. So what is he doing all the time? Somebody else could have carried them inside already weeks ago? This is going to be a never ending story, too

 

[MarquisOfNadaillac]

GUESS WHERE?
Not the most flattering thumbnail, but hey ho!



Enjoy!

Thanks for sharing!

I know I've expressed this a million different times, but absolutely no reason BJJ needed to be included in the end of this video! He contributed nothing important at all.

Also, I'm convinced he has had his forehead pigmented or tattooed or something, his scalp is way to dark for how thin his hair is.

 

[Linus]

GUESS WHERE?
Not the most flattering thumbnail, but hey ho!



Enjoy!

Bi-Boy Banging Boss in Barbados.

 

[KiKiGee]

The comments are extra fun today.

Mai Y
28 minutes ago
Poor Ian, he looks exhausted. Would need some holidays.

peta jackson
3 hours ago
Bored in this vlog - yawn 🥱

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Val Slater
1 hour ago
What do you want ?


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peta jackson
41 minutes ago
@Val Slater not other people’s video footage (aka Dan and the moat . Dan already has his own vlog)

carine munro
3 hours ago
my goodness they tear down Lalande on Tatler life..do they have nothing better to do than pick faults and tear people down? Is there jealousy or is that all life is to them..most of us take Lalande as it comes..them trying to spread positivity in the world..it really is noones business how they spend their money or them oohing and ahiing over presents..volunteers are there to work not have a holiday..they know that and it hasnt stopped people returning to work..I love this vlog it has been a bright spot in covid times..love to all xxxx
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caroline gooder
2 hours ago
What is tatler life?


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YMI MI
38 minutes ago (edited)
What is Tatler life ?? Where do you read/see it ?You Tube ?

 

[Milre]

Oh that carpet cleaning makes me feel sick….how can they even consider keeping it…..how much more filth can be added to the place?

Auction add: carpet, 4mx5m, light yellow, old, fading decor, fringes missing, evenly distributed stains, dog smell, dog belonged to Marie Antoinette, € 12000
Steph :I'll take it.

 

[Jikki2]

There is a huge distance between Madrid and Torremolinos. So it wasn't quickly seeing his twin brother. Costa del sol is known for the crazy partying.

They didn't just go see Danny to Torremolinos but they decided to that destination together because of the gay festival. Danny was staying in Barcelona before, he's on holiday and they could have easily met in Madrid. This trip to Costa del Sol was a planned party trip.

 

[Jikki2]

I just gave it a thought, so Danny is running the family bums ähh bang I mean business on his own? Or will he find a new partner?

maybe I should ask Jikki. He coincidentally knows everything they do… he hasn’t posted that much in the last few days, maybe Jikki is looking for some new job opportunities with a certain someone.

Isn‘t it so? JIKKIIIIIIIII?

Danny is prepping to get back to Colombia where his hairdressing business awaits him and Andrew stays in Europe with a student visa for now. Or so I've heard. Escorting is a side hustle for them and not a hustle for me. Although, I'm sure you'd hire me @HalcyonOrganic

pictures (and hips) don’t lie but Petherick does-unless Andrew was actually working? would he like to admit Andrew was working on the boat (with no shirt and drinks in hand (and who knows what else-wash yer hands Andrew))

Andrew wasn't working on the boat because Danny knows the DJ.
Besides, as someone already noted, in that meat market Teabag looked more like the help.

 

[Clara Burnett]

This vlog is a mess did BJJ edit it?

Agreed, a complete mess. But not unexpected. We knew she was going to show prerecorded stuff. What shocked me was that a huge part of it was filmed by Dan, already shown on his channel last week. So she's not worried people are tired of her foolish games. She's convinced she'd get away with basically whatever she puts out. She might be right, but I for one am hoping she's not...

 

[Pekey]

You were all talking about the Tango !
Well ...... I am an excellent dancer ..... here is the school I have been too.
I would say ... Selmar has been a student of them too !!!!!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

to me, you are all suspicious!

frrrrom today on I will observe everyone like a wise weasel…

 

[MojoDublin]

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OMG one more and another VIP

Oh to be a scrounger
Footloose and fancy-free
Oh to be a lounger
With all that easy money

Of work I'd have no need
I could laze around all day
No need to succeed
When grannies are giving it away

Pump out the videos like loaves of bread
To my camera and PC I'd be forever wed
Show them how to make a salad or a fried egg
Tell them I'm in debt and beg, beg, beg

At myself in the mirror I could never look
Who wants to admit that they're a dirty crook?
For scrounging there's always a terrible price to pay
You'd never be able to say you made your own way

Forever indebted, you'd have to say thank you for the rest of your life
Knowing in your heart of hearts that you were a loser and a low life.

What an ode to 1000 posts



jet on runway … after @Bored Mermaid CC
returns from the Maldives (15-1)

best order an entire new fleet
P jets are thin on the ground - can’t get parts

M

 

[toilingwiththetoile]

Off to try and get SOMETHING done today. Started badly - no sleep and then a parrot in the flue. No that is not a eupherism. I have had small birds get under the flue cap, fall down into the fire box in the past (have to lower the baffle plate and rescue) but this time a parrot dropped out and then flew at the curtains with sooty wings. Stupidly I grabbed it and then it grabbed me - hooky beak two deep purple wounds each hand. No idea how it even fit or why its doodling about on that flue. There is an old chimney to the house (unused) that a parrot couple do have a nest in each year - maybe another pair is looking for a similar spot? That flue is used and it will be a very bad idea. Hope the exp has put this bird off. It has put me off. I have a mess to clean up. See ya later.

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

can you imagine Flip doing even half of what Dan does in a day

I can't imagine him doing ANY of what Dan does!!!!

 

[Jikki2]

So it would appear that teabags week of videos was either to pay for Andrew to go back to Madrid or for them both to go as Andrew seems to be back in Madrid oh and on another note Andrew like some of Gustavos posts on insta

YouTube does not pay for that week of daily flops until next month. Teabag had money to buy a KitchenAid, branded booze and then go on partying in Torremolinos and Madrid before any money from his jam sessions has made it into his bank account. It's funny how he was in debt but still can afford to go to Spain. Of course he is NOT spending the Patreon money on anything else than renovations