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must hate that she can’t filter to fuck the other pics people post of her! 
GhostHoward
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Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person 
All this shit about structural damage to make it more dramatic. Only thing that needs checked is the electrics. Doesn’t seem like she’s turned it off at the fuse as she said “I won’t turn it on”, not “can’t”. How long until one of the children forgets and turns it on.
Wonder if the reason the tap was left on was because Stan couldn’t turn it off as his wrists are so floppy? (I mean, we’re all in agreement that it was Stan, right?) Must have been on at full blast with the plug in, as surely that’s what an overflow is for.
…and whilst we’re at it, in what universe is the bathroom old? I remember them having it redone.
All this shit about structural damage to make it more dramatic. Only thing that needs checked is the electrics. Doesn’t seem like she’s turned it off at the fuse as she said “I won’t turn it on”, not “can’t”. How long until one of the children forgets and turns it on.
Wonder if the reason the tap was left on was because Stan couldn’t turn it off as his wrists are so floppy? (I mean, we’re all in agreement that it was Stan, right?) Must have been on at full blast with the plug in, as surely that’s what an overflow is for.
…and whilst we’re at it, in what universe is the bathroom old? I remember them having it redone.
“I don’t think I’ve had the confidence to say this in such a long time, but I’m really proud of myself”
What planet is she on? She’s permanently proud of herself. From going to Costa, to filming herself putting a wash on, to shuffling along ‘walking’ the dog, she’s proud of it all
What planet is she on? She’s permanently proud of herself. From going to Costa, to filming herself putting a wash on, to shuffling along ‘walking’ the dog, she’s proud of it all
I’m so sorry - is this twat APOLOGISING to herself in her phone for not taking photos of her flooded kitchen immediately?! Why was she taking photos of it at all? Why is she sharing them? It’s just insane to me that her kitchen has flooded and all she can do is think about how she should’ve used it more thoroughly for content! She’s unhinged this one, in a really bad way.
Theyeahyeahs
Well-known member
So now she’s laughing in the rain with her taxi driver. What’s wrong with this woman? How does she turn the most mundane everyday shite into a Disney princess moment? Was she really that young when she had Bill that she has never experienced normal stuff like a work trip or getting in a taxi with tinted windows? It really blows my mind.
Thecatgotthecream
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First day of the school holidays and Charl is at the hairdressers. She really doesn’t ever do anything with those kids does she it’s like she actually tries to actively avoid them
Mrsnoodles
Active member
Was genuinely frightened to click through her stories when I learnt it was coil day. Seeing charlottes wizard sleeve wasn’t what I needed. Thankfully she’s resisted the urge to film her own flaps in a desperate bid for content. There is a god.
Gossngiggles
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When you are happy and secure in your relationship you don’t need to constantly bleat on about how much you love them especially to strangers on social media. The fact that she feels the need to do it so regularly tells me everything I need to know about their relationship.
UsernameError
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How long until the comment calling her shitty parenting is removed.
It has absolute fuck all to do with capturing momentos!!! If it was you wouldn’t post it you’d just send it to her privately as a surprise. Daft fucking lump of lard can’t live in the moment for one night!
WinnieSanderson1
Active member
So she's had the coil out, wants a break before starting the pill and hates using condoms. Baby no4 on the way shortly then
Video incoming, spend the week with me repainting our extension after the flood. Content of Charl hauling the furniture around and a few shots of her looking very glum and down. Maybe a shot of Mark walking in and Charl forcing him to kiss her for the camera, before her OTT laugh like he's made the world's most hilarious joke.
No doubt one of the kids will write her a note about how proud they are of her for painting and how much they love Mama.
Video will end with a before and after shot and Charl cracking open a bottle of prosecco and feeling so happy with herself because she survived a tsunami in her house.
No doubt one of the kids will write her a note about how proud they are of her for painting and how much they love Mama.
Video will end with a before and after shot and Charl cracking open a bottle of prosecco and feeling so happy with herself because she survived a tsunami in her house.
BettyCrockerr
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I think her garden looks bloody awful. Its like a jumble sale!!!! She’s just thrown loads of completely random shit around and none of it goes together or flows and she hasnt sorted the basics - the paving etc is all old, tatty and looks very 1980s council estate, it looks messy and uncared for. Then shes thrown random cushions and cheap looking windchimes & shite around and the mental flashing Christmas tree lights look naff. She should have cleared and levelled the entire garden and started from scratch. It just looks an absolute state.
I just find her completely fucking unbearable. The self-importance, the amount she would love to fuck herself, the pouting, the contorting, the editing, the begging, the genuine belief that she works hard whilst doing fuck all, the neglect of her kids, the exploiting of her kids, the gluttony, the lying, the ratties, the animal neglect, the FUCKING WANKY WAVE. I cannot believe I ever followed this woman for anything other than to take the piss out of her she’s absolutely horrendous.
WinnieSanderson1
Active member
Completely agree. Also, why can't the lazy bugger she lives with get a food shop or do some cleaning? He does absolutely fuck all apart from working. No jobs around the house, sorting the kids, laundry, appointments, clubs. It's the most unattractive trait in a man for me. A limp lettuce leaf of a man. I used to think he was under the thumb but the more I see the more I think he's as useless as the g in lasagna
Gossngiggles
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I don’t think I can say her account on here but let’s just say she has tagged Charlotte in hen night photos so check out Charlottes tagged photos.
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I think Nikki is who Charlotte would like to be. Slim, attractive, fashionable, decent job, lovely house, close family, lots of friends/good social life, she travels, she has done things ‘the right way’.
I’m sure she isn’t perfect(who is?) but from an outside perspective she is everything Charlotte is desperate to portray herself as.
I bet the wedding is going to be really nice and classy and Charlotte will grin and bear it but be so jealous inside. I can guarantee Nikki isn’t going to be wearing an ASOS dress that doesn’t fit and ratty extensions.
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pickaname
Chatty Member
With a drawing of a Duracell batteryDeAr MaMa
We ArE So PrOUd Of yOU
We mISSEd yOU
LOvE
StAN
