Charlotte Louise Taylor #39 I feel pretty, oh so pretty. It's a pity my content is shiiiite.

[skylark13]

Thread title credit @LadyGrinningSoul.

Can someone else do a recap? I would but I’m so so busy and I need to go roll my Easter eggs, and then after all that exertion go settle down on my green velvet sofa of dreams, with its Midsize-shaped arse patch ready waiting for me, and relax with a brew vat of Prosecco delivered to me by the man I love 🥱

 

[Loubell83]

Not been poorly for ages? She’s ill every week!! Well timed for the school holidays

And thank duck she’s finally groomed her dog

 

[goosica]

Who got “desperately ‘poorly’ over Easter holidays” on the bingo card?

 

[Booklover]

Had to get the cold tablets in shot!! The filter is so bleeping apt!

 

[countryisbroken]

what a self indulgent twit! She never fails to amuse me

 

[maxpower]

Pathetic parent, shite content, but unintentionally hilarious ‘I’ve not been poorly for ages’
So were you lying all the other times absolute fanny of a woman

 

[Hello its me]

Had to get the cold tablets in shot!! The filter is so bleeping apt!

Why does she act like she's on death door every time she gets a fuckikg sniffle?? She'd need to wise up

 

[ImDavidBrent]

“Poorly” again!!! Apparently hasn’t been poorly in ages. She’s poorly more times than my toddler who goes to nursery and picks up every bug going.
Of course she’s also poorly whilst the children are off.

I can understand her catching something off her children, but there’s really something wrong if she’s always getting this poorly when she’s literally around no one to catch anything off.

 

[Blondie]

Just proves she doesn't eat healthy or take those vitamins she was flogging a few weeks ago. She's an unhealthy woman.

 

[Gossngiggles]

Not been poorly for ages, this woman literally talks crap.

Also kind of off topic but I hope @BettyCrockerr is ok. Haven’t seen her commenting on Charlottes thread for a while.

 

[LadyGrinningSoul]

Ah my first thread title, thank you!

 

[Bubbles85]

Thread title is AMAZING!

who is she kidding? Hasn’t been poorly for ages - she is moaning about being unwell at least once a fortnight!

 

[GhostHoward]

bleeping twit.

 

[WinnieSanderson1]

Anyone else got to the point with her stories that they whisper to themselves "Is she on crack?" everytime she posts?

 

[clmay]

My nursery germ ridden toddler sneezes directly into my face and I’m not ill as much as she is

 

[Mb06]

I'm sure she feigns illness so that she can excuse the fact she does very little with her children in the holidays unless it's a gifted day out!

 

[ImDavidBrent]

I'm sure she feigns illness so that she can excuse the fact she does very little with her children in the holidays unless it's a gifted day out!

You’ve absolutely hit the nail on the head! Because it’s every single school holiday.

Remember when she was “so poorly” at Christmas yet still socialised and drank and saw her terminally ill grandparent.

 

[Shoegal17]

Surely she doesn’t think Mark’s family invented the rolling of eggs at Easter?! I know she worships him but I think Jesus might have been involved with the symbolic rolling. Or does she mean Mark’s family lobbed chocolate eggs down a flight of stairs and that’s their tradition?! How does any of that make him a great Dad as she claims

 

[GlasgowGirl72]

I think this new thread is worthy of a gold star

 

[EmCheese]

Tbh she probably picked up a bug at Bewilderwood because she never bloody goes anywhere except school and tesco so hasn’t built up an immune system