This annoys the tit out me when youtubers lie and its obvious. So your size 16 these days Char, just admit it, no shame in being honest BUT no way in hell my little "" wanna be romance writer"" are you going to fit into a size 12 anytime soon. Im a size 14 and my ass isn't going to clear a size 12 jean or skirt any time this century! 
Come on woman we have eyes, we are not blind. I don't give damn about your weight or what size you wear just don't lie about it while you have a camera pointed at your face. I could see your nose growing as you spoke! #Pinocchino
he way she writes makes me cringe.
It’s like the kind of tit you read at GCSE English.
Reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey uses a thesaurus to write a letter but uses it on every word!
She probably has a stash of steamy short stories that she’s written about Mark...
“He picked up his half pint glass in his hand, his pinky seductively at a 45 degree angle to the tumbler. He asked if she wanted another brew, his voice was husky, he coughed and to her it sounded like a choir of angels. His soft grey hooded sweater clung to his skinny frame just the way she liked, she could smell the fresh meadow scent of the fabric softener she had used to wash it in last week and she made a mental note to add that into her next haul video. She smiled, her very best ‘come hither’ smile and she said “yeah, id love a brew, thank you so so much for asking, it’s just so lovely when you offer to make me a brew!”
Credit for this post @BettyCrocker
Round of applause to talented writer MsCrocker
Come on woman we have eyes, we are not blind. I don't give damn about your weight or what size you wear just don't lie about it while you have a camera pointed at your face. I could see your nose growing as you spoke! #Pinocchinohe way she writes makes me cringe.
It’s like the kind of tit you read at GCSE English.
Reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey uses a thesaurus to write a letter but uses it on every word!
She probably has a stash of steamy short stories that she’s written about Mark...
“He picked up his half pint glass in his hand, his pinky seductively at a 45 degree angle to the tumbler. He asked if she wanted another brew, his voice was husky, he coughed and to her it sounded like a choir of angels. His soft grey hooded sweater clung to his skinny frame just the way she liked, she could smell the fresh meadow scent of the fabric softener she had used to wash it in last week and she made a mental note to add that into her next haul video. She smiled, her very best ‘come hither’ smile and she said “yeah, id love a brew, thank you so so much for asking, it’s just so lovely when you offer to make me a brew!”
Credit for this post @BettyCrocker
Round of applause to talented writer MsCrocker
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I'd give anything for smaller boobs 
I'd be pissed if I was working my ass off for an hour and not even hitting 90 cals! 
