Charlotte Louise Taylor #3 Marriage is a no, plastic’s gotta go, nothing really matters when your toes are on show

[BettyCrocker]

gawd...romanticising a trip to bloody costa....'the way he holds his cup and her little face'.....jesus christ!! he holds it same way as every other kid his age, and her face is just that....her face!! shes off her bloody rocker!!

really thinks shes something special doesn't she?

The way she writes makes me cringe.
It’s like the kind of shit you read at GCSE English.
Reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey uses a thesaurus to write a letter but uses it on every word!

She probably has a stash of steamy short stories that she’s written about Mark...

“He picked up his half pint glass in his hand, his pinky seductively at a 45 degree angle to the tumbler. He asked if she wanted another brew, his voice was husky, he coughed and to her it sounded like a choir of angels. His soft grey hooded sweater clung to his skinny frame just the way she liked, she could smell the fresh meadow scent of the fabric softener she had used to wash it in last week and she made a mental note to add that into her next haul video. She smiled, her very best ‘come hither’ smile and she said “yeah, id love a brew, thank you so so much for asking, it’s just so lovely when you offer to make me a brew!”

 

[Sara_M]

"There were seagulls footprints in the sand, and the sea was glittering". SEAGULLS FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND
"I'm still in shock"..I doubt it. Relieved you wont have to subtly tell tattle why you're totally ok with never getting married though!
Awk, seriously though, I am happy for her. It is a really, really lovely propsal and the kids will be so excited too.

New thread title "Seagulls footprints in the sand and shes finally got her engagement band"

 

[sele]

Guys, it's teeth. They don't need to look "pretty" to work like they're supposed to.
Also they look fine. A little wonky and perfectly fine.

 

[LadyLucyLocks]

Ladies I totally get where you are all going from but please remember one thing...she is sacrificing her children's safety, dignity and choice to be able to do those things. I will take my laundry basket being full, fish fingers for tea and a couple of fewer presents over any of that.
Never let her make you feel guilty for any of that.

 

[Definitelyme]

CLT#4 Marriage is a yes! But where to find a size 13 dress?

 

[whowouldhavethought]

Stop decorating your house and get your teeth sorted dearie.

Yes, don't improve your house and the lives and comfort of your whole family. Spend a bunch on unnecessary dental work so you can look have an identikit smile like all of the reality tv wannabes ...

 

[Charlotte1993]

I can understand Charlotte to an extent to be honest (with regards to mark )
I was a fat teenager and took A LOT of stick at school especially at PE and it really lowered my self esteem,
every time I’d stick up for myself the come backs were fat related .
My friends would give back handed compliments like you’re so gorgeous and you’d be even more so if you lost weight ,
Anyways one day i had enough and started exercising and eating clean and it got easier the fitter I became and my body started asking for healthy food , so good food choices became second nature ,
I hit my target and had the figure I wanted for the first time and it was amazing ,
toned, slim , new hairdo and clothes I felt a million dollars ,
I went from the frumpy one in a group of good looking friends to a top contender,
guys would bypass friends to me , really good looking guys that had always flown straight to my friends were more interested in me now,
Here is the problem you would think my world was hunky dory right , I had what I wanted life was good ??
Well no because I was still that same bullied girl inside and I couldn’t accept that nice gorgeous men would be serious about me , what if they found out my insecurities and low self esteem .
Charlotte could have well had issues with her syndrome and weight issues during her life, and I know that even when you look and feel good those issues are like a dark cloud that just won’t piss off ,
maybe Charlotte does think she has to make ALL the effort and what man is gonna say no if their significant other will agree ?
I ended up getting therapy and it’s a long road to REAL self confidence ,
I had a few guys that treated me abominably, but I had to realise that it was me and my fault for allowing it ,
Charlotte is an attractive lady and she needs to make sure she isn’t settling or making all the effort, and put her foot down when Mark takes the piss ,
Mark has a good woman all jokes aside and would be hard pressed to find someone that looks after his house and kids, and also cooks lovely meals for him the way Charlotte does ,
Know your worth charl if you are gonna be a doormat expect people to wipe their feet on you !!

 

[Ilando]

Guys, it's teeth. They don't need to look "pretty" to work like they're supposed to.
Also they look fine. A little wonky and perfectly fine.

Definitely. Sadly we live in a very superficial world where everyone is expected to have Simon cowell teeth

 

[fireflies]

I can understand Charlotte to an extent to be honest (with regards to mark )
I was a fat teenager and took A LOT of stick at school especially at PE and it really lowered my self esteem,
every time I’d stick up for myself the come backs were fat related .
My friends would give back handed compliments like you’re so gorgeous and you’d be even more so if you lost weight ,
Anyways one day i had enough and started exercising and eating clean and it got easier the fitter I became and my body started asking for healthy food , so good food choices became second nature ,
I hit my target and had the figure I wanted for the first time and it was amazing ,
toned, slim , new hairdo and clothes I felt a million dollars ,
I went from the frumpy one in a group of good looking friends to a top contender,
guys would bypass friends to me , really good looking guys that had always flown straight to my friends were more interested in me now,
Here is the problem you would think my world was hunky dory right , I had what I wanted life was good ??
Well no because I was still that same bullied girl inside and I couldn’t accept that nice gorgeous men would be serious about me , what if they found out my insecurities and low self esteem .
Charlotte could have well had issues with her syndrome and weight issues during her life, and I know that even when you look and feel good those issues are like a dark cloud that just won’t piss off ,
maybe Charlotte does think she has to make ALL the effort and what man is gonna say no if their significant other will agree ?
I ended up getting therapy and it’s a long road to REAL self confidence ,
I had a few guys that treated me abominably, but I had to realise that it was me and my fault for allowing it ,
Charlotte is an attractive lady and she needs to make sure she isn’t settling or making all the effort, and put her foot down when Mark takes the piss ,
Mark has a good woman all jokes aside and would be hard pressed to find someone that looks after his house and kids, and also cooks lovely meals for him the way Charlotte does ,
Know your worth charl if you are gonna be a doormat expect people to wipe their feet on you !!

Maybe the stress of the summer holidays and I have finally cracked and gone soft.
But Charlotte has so many positives.
Shes a much better housewife than me.
Shes clearly adores her kids she supervises them properly and enjoys spending time with them unlike Mrs Meldrum.
She lives for those kids and difference opinion I love her house / garden/ rooms and fact shes not constantly dragging them places for content it all seems quite normal and organic.
Shes a bit Pollyanna shes always glad for her kids/ Mark/house/ town and family.
I do believe shes has moments true contentement just being at home with her kids and wider family she has highs shes also has lows where shes fed up.
Thats Normal i find.
I did feel but sad that she needs me time and dident really get it but it's refreshing she uses nursery hours to actually work.
Shes a great cook. Enjoying kids food video.
Love her garden and wish I had a waitrose at end of my garden.
Love fact she includes people in family but shes not invading their privacy and being super intrusive .
Mark I thinks shy. If my husband wanted to go socialise with freinds which he never does or do regular exercise i wouldn't stop him.
Cant blame her being boozy I cant judge summer holidays are long I beleive she drinks responsibly .
Netflix and chill being kinky made me laugh!
Also her obsession with washing is commitment im sadly lacking.
I enjoy seeing someone happy. I lke her editing and her family yes its OTT at times.
Is she still on fitness journey.

 

[snickerdoodle]

“I’m so proud of him” - Charlotte Louise Taylor on Mark painting a couple of walls, August 2019.

 

[Alansbigplate]

It says a lot about Charlotte that tattle is happy for her. She’s many things to many people but it’s all very lightweight and compared to most influencers she actually is ‘a good egg’

 

[Ilando]

In a world of misery and worry, seeing someone get engaged to the one they love in a gorgeous place is hardly something to moan about.

I’m quite indifferent about Charlotte but this is nice

 

[Charlotte1993]

I bought some bread today , I needed bread it wasn’t pre sliced it was real bread the crusty type that you slice yourself , I always buy the whole loaf because it lasts longer , I sometimes store my
Bread in the fridge as it keeps it fresh,
I used to buy pre sliced but it’s not the same at all and I always feel lazy when I use that type ,
My other half prefers seeded and I feel so guilty for buying the white kind especially as he can never cut it thinly and always ends up with doorstops as sandwiches, I know carbs are bad and I am trying to cut back but you know you just any beat a crusty white slice of toast with a bit of real butter , I’m quite fussy about my butter in fact my significant other laughs at my love of Kerrygold but that’s a whole other story

 

[snickerdoodle]

Which one of you was this

 

[BettyCrocker]

Ugh she ‘loves sex’ I can’t have that image in my head!!!

Jesus Christ.

The thought of her getting down and dirty with the human cheese string is way too much for a Sunday morning

 

[snickerdoodle]

I have to say, I saw someone write on the Meldrum thread about Charlotte and her children waking in the night - she doesn’t complain, she just says “they need us” and it’s so true. I can’t believe what an absolute song & dance Meldrum has made about her youngest waking in the night like it’s not completely normal. Anyway that’s for another thread I feel like Charlotte is almost having a dig at Meldrum over this; saying “Me and Mark have been up in the night ten times no exaggeration, but I can’t complain, because they need us, it’s not their fault” and good for her for doing that! Because Meldrum is just the absolute worst.

 

[gypsymoth]

WHAT. THE. HELL is this woman on!?

This on her latest insta post about getting up with her kid “the way he snuggles into my arms and pushes his tiny feet into my thighs, as though he’s a padding cat’’

Romanticising getting a kid out of his flipping cot??

 

[Oneinamelon]

Oh my god hilar. Soz but everyone looks like they are from hills have eyes- apart from Mark and William

Sorry but what an awful horrible thing to say! It's one thing to pick on another adult but those poor kids don't deserve it.

 

[Virgin Media Fan]

I have a bit of a soft spot for her I don't know why but I like her. However I think it was really sad that she did want a little 'me time' and she didn't get to go. He was out all day and night and it's shitty that she doesn't really get to do anything for herself. You can tell she just wants to please him all the time.

 

[Teaandbiscuits]

I have to say something I really do like about Charlotte compared to a lot of the other IGs is that her house is pretty normal. She bought a doer-upper several years ago and it does seem to be more long-term project unlike a lot of them who talk about saving/how hard it is, to be relatable and then their whole house is done to a high spec within a year or two. If you can afford to do that and/or move into a large house then more power to you but it's annoying when they try and make that relatable. Charlotte however, has a nice average sized house that they seem to have spent a long time doing up and not going over the top. Such as the kid's bedroom redecorations, everyone can have their own opinion on what it looks like but as far as I'm concerned decorate it however you want, but the fact that they did it all themselves (apart from the carpet I think) and reused the furniture just makes it more relatable. I also liked that when the wardrobe broke it wasn't instantly that they were going to just get a new one but that they'd make do for now which again is more realistic in my mind. Also I think they actually painted their own kitchen I do wonder if she is actually as sweetly innocently nice as she appears online, surely no one is that calm and nice and patient all the time, or maybe I'm just a lesser person