Charlotte Louise Taylor #29 Lazy shark doo-doo doo-doo

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The 2nd one is beckoning the BJ motion
 
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See the thing is Charl is definitely punching with Mark. I know he's not necessarily attractive but compared to the other instahuns partners like Steve Hobson and Wee Lee Meldrum he's not on that level. I think she knows it too so she reeks of desperation. Although, I've got to say lack of motivation, laziness and complete indifference is probably the most unattractive quality of a man to me, so regardless of what he looks like, its a huge no no from me 🫣
 
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Mark isn’t attractive at all!!!!!! He may not be a ginger midget or a blobfish but Christ almighty hes not exactly Chris Hemsworth is he?! Plus his voice sounds like a girl and hes as thin as a rake. I dont see anything remotely attractive about him whatsoever. I also dont see any romantic chemistry between him & charlotte at all - nothing. They are a very odd couple and she must literally smother him in bed - she’s twice his size. Very odd.
 
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definitely not Chris Hemsworth
I don't disagree with any of what you've said. His demeanour is completely off-putting and I get camp vibes from him too. I know his sexuality is not our business but somethings amiss with that one for sure
 
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Fun question and you have to pick one (sorry); if you HAD to have sex with beaver (Rebecca lambs boyfriend), Lee Meldrum or Shark… who is it?
 
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Mark's face isn't too shabby but his body shape is like a daddy penguin leaving over it's baby to keep it warm. His beer gut is totally off-putting. I spied it in a video once and was like WOW. He's got absolutely no shape and this huge beer gut. Facially, he's not bad and he's definitely out of Charlotte's league (but wouldn't qualify to date someone as attractive as me ). She IS punching above her weight. He could do much better than her and she absolutely knows it. She knows he could find someone who isn't the embodiment of a heffalump.
 
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So she got her and Mark loads of brownies/cakes and didn't get any for her kids she's horrible
Pet hate of mine is when parents do that. The kids get out to bed and they fill their greedy gobs with goodies. If my kids looked like they had rickets like hers I’d be feeding them up. She’s intolerable.
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I’ll be honest I always have two theories about Mark. He’s either gay and still renting a room in Narnia or he just got in too deep with Charlotte and won’t leave her now because he knows that it’s lie to come from a broken home. Which is ironic since he played a part in Bill’s broken home.
 
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Fun question and you have to pick one (sorry); if you HAD to have sex with beaver (Rebecca lambs boyfriend), Lee Meldrum or Shark… who is it?
Just Googled Rebecca Lamb.
I'd go for Shark. Poor guy deserves a good time.
 
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Fun question and you have to pick one (sorry); if you HAD to have sex with beaver (Rebecca lambs boyfriend), Lee Meldrum or Shark… who is it?
Now, I'm gonna base my answer on who's penis has been where first. This definitely rules out Charlotte because the thought of being on the end of something that's been inside her is making me dry heave. Beggy Lamb is rank as well so Steve is ruled out. It would have to be Meldrum's other half for me.
 
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Cannot believe you’ve gone for wee Lee Meldrum
 
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I’d rather my vag shrivelled up & died than sleep with any of them. They’re all rancid.
 
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