Mrsnoodles
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The man is made of strong stuff! Imagine having an arse that size sat on your face during fore play. Not all heroes wear capes….The story of her secretly filming Shark. How is he not scared for his life
The man is made of strong stuff! Imagine having an arse that size sat on your face during fore play. Not all heroes wear capes….The story of her secretly filming Shark. How is he not scared for his life
They seem to eat pizza at least once every week, sometimes twice. I know I’ve said this before but why won’t she just cook a big pot of something that can easily be heated up? Like, a big pot of chicken curry for example. It’s easy to make, you can do it first thing in the morning and then pop it in the fridge. Put dinner on the table for the kids and eat WITH THEM and then it Mark is running late he can heat some up when he gets home. It’s just so lazy, putting in frozen pizzas and letting them eat it alone because she’s pissed at 5pm and going to make some flamboyant dinner for Mark. Like, fuck Mark. He’s a grown man. He can reheat and eat something when he gets home. Her priority should be making her kids a proper nutritious meal and sitting down at the table with them to eat, to actually engage with them over a shared meal. Her kids are like an afterthought - she thinks of herself first & foremost, then social media/“work”, then Mark, then somewhere behind all that is the kids. I honestly think she’s a disgrace.How often do those kids have pizza ffs? If we have pizza it’s because I can’t be assed cooking after a long week of working opposites shifts to my partner around our disabled son! They have pizza so much! And do they ever eat as a family!? Those kids are so down her list of priorities
He’s not online much ayePass the fucking sick bag! Apparently Frank isn't online much! But works in IT!
Well maybe you should be mate, 'cos your wife covertly films you and pimps out your kids for adverts, and it's all online for 1000s of STRANGERS to view at any time.
This is absolutely APPALLING. How can she call that a “dinner” for 3 growing kids?!View attachment 1599780
apparently this is “dinner” for 3 children….
- a small bowl of crisps
- slices of watermelon
- doughnuts
- chocolate buttons
- cocktail sausages
- some sort of frozen oven cooked chicken skewers
- hummus
- a few bits of cucumber/carrott and baby tomatoes
this is APPALLING. Like, not even joking. This is just the laziest rubbish I’ve seen. She’s been at home ALL DAY. She’s had HOURS to prepare an evening meal. There is no excuse at all for why she hasn’t made them dinner. Even if it was something easy like fish fingers, chips & peas or something like that. Who the fuck gives kids DOUGHNUTS for dinner? What goes through her head?
Don’t often share clothes - is she taking the fucking piss?she’s ordered the jumper “extra oversized” meaning she’s bought a size 18-20 which is her actual size
Not forgetting, '...add a huge handful of parmesan and measure with your heart.'Well after watching the pasta video I can add glug & serve to the list of words she says that make me want to headbutt a paving slab