Charlotte Louise Taylor #24

[Booklover]

Why would I ask an Instawanker to answer my questions on getting a mortgage when I can look it up on the internet or call their helpline direct! And not a single question on the post so far. This twat says yes to advertising everything.

 

[GlasgowGirl72]

It breaks my heart that her lovely Dog does nothing or goes anywhere with them She could have taken him out with her this morning to her Grandparent’s or on the School Run too.
She doesn’t deserve to have him

 

[Win]

I have super fine hair that looks awful if I tie it up. Looks half decent when down so I never tie it back. Could be same for her. Not here to defend her but would hate if people criticised me for doing something that made me feel slightly more confident

We aren’t talking about you though are we? We’re talking about Charlotte Taylor who films herself warming up her kids food up with her hair draped all over the kitchen.

 

[And_that's_okay!]

News just in, they've FINALLY identified the source of the COVID-19 virus.

Charlotte's rug

Also, if she's paid for highlights/lowlights or balayage she's been taken for a mug. It looks like a home dye (at best).

 

[Moop136]

I do not change my hair for winter. I also do not change the decor in my entire house according to what season it is. I always thought this was a more of an American trend? I own Halloween decorations, but they stay away until a few days before the 31st!

 

[Moop136]

Is 'Measure with your heart' the B side (showing my age!) to 'Listen to your heart' by Roxette?
Also, does the recipe 'pasta brocoli' bother anyone else as, my 10 year old would point out, it is 'bad grammar'! Pasta and brocoli, or even with?

 

[And_that's_okay!]

This is bad for Nationwide. So bad.

 

[gummy-bear]

I’ve never come across anyone more who needs to get a proper job. She feels like she gets anxiety checking comments and stuff? She’s ‘working’ looking at comments on her latest video? (All 3) Jesus fucking Christ. I spend the majority of my day in back to back meetings discussing important topics that impact thousands of people- that’s anxiety inducing but guess what.. I get on with it!!!! I can’t actually work out if she is 1. Completely pathetic 2. Has some kind of disorder that has impacted her mental age so she’s stuck in a 14 year old mindset 3. Totally deluded 4. A lazy cow

 

[Booklover]

That is fucking weird. And he will be totally oblivious to the fact she's done that. C'mon Frank, get an Instagram account take secret photos of your wife from behind and play her at her own game. You've married a nasty bitch and she's got zero respect for you and your kid's privacy. You need to grow a pair pronto.

 

[GhostHoward]

…..Measure it with your heart…

I fucking can’t. Please can someone just kill me now?

 

[Llamabama]

I’m sorry but what is that voice? She sounds like she’s going to burst into tears at any moment. The way she pronounces some words really naffs me off because you can tell she speaks that way on purpose because she thinks it’s cute but she just sounds like a dickhead

 

[GhostHoward]

What about Stan?

 

[Blondie]

Secretly filming him AGAIN!!!

"home after such a fab time. We don't have a perfect relationship at all."

What

Happy Anniversary shark mark

He probably dragged her home kicking and screaming with the promise of snacks when she got there. She showed him up something rotten, what kind of anniversary night was that!

 

[SponsoredGiftedAd]

Bloody hell… if she continues to give those growing kids “picky plates” for dinner, they’ll need to be sponsored £3 a month.

 

[Effeffess]

Brace yourselves because you ain't seen nothing yet when it comes to cringy posts... only a few days until their first wedding anniversary

 

[Carriethereallgunnalaugh]

Yeah depressing life those kids have.
Wanky wave I like that! She's callled shark in the bedroom with those teeth!
he's plying her with drink in the hope she passes out so he can bash one out on pornhub

 

[Chankey]

'A year ago we didn't know if our wedding was going to be cancelled' FUCK OFF IT HAPPENED WHY IS SHE SO OBSESSED WITH COVID! I'm very much aware it's still out there but my god she's going on like she or her family almost died they had a great lockdown they never go out anyway so nothing changed for them

 

[Booklover]

I actually can’t believe she went without bill

It's cheaper! I looked on the website and you pay according to height! She's done a reel so it wasn't gifted. Why choose a day when one of your kids isn't there? Tight-fisted fuckers. Happy to dress him up and treat him like a toddler. And pimp him out for ads. But doesn't include him on a family day out.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

35 years of the person thick and desperate enough to be a part of my life. He's everything I am and more; a bad parent and lazy. He's calm because to be anything but takes effort. He takes life one step at a time because he moves like a turtle and is often wobbly through drinking. He makes me laugh because, quite frankly, I'd giggle at him forcing a rusty nail through my big toe. I feel like I've won the lottery if I make him laugh because he's such a miserable bloody bastard. Trying to rouse laughter from him is near impossible. He doesn't in anyway resemble our son Stan, who has Sticklers, but Mark doesn't. He's had my back from day one, literally, he stares at it every night wishing he had the guts to reenact the famous shower scene and free himself from my grasp. I can't believe he's stuck around but he's literally trapped between my two tits and can't get out (trying to release himself a la 127 hours style hasn't even freed him). He's never shown an ounce of love. How could anyone love me more than I love myself? He's the stepdad you've dreamed of. Never buys our kids new clothes, shoes, eats more than them, neglects them and deprives them of a decent childhood. He won't even admit our Stannie has Stickers. His step-son even begged him to teach him to tie his shoelaces today, even gave up two, yes TWO of his mini pepperamis but Mark refused because he loves ME ME ME only. I get butterflies, or nausea, from all the tapas we scoff, washed down with vino. He's constantly got a 'headache'. I want to hold his hand but he refuses but I know he adores me. I'm always fighting his corner. I'm often in some form of Sumo pose, thong up my crack, waiting to fight anyone who even dares look at him (cos he's so irresistible). He's never online. He works in IT but he's literally never online. He uses a blackboard and chalk in his office. He's even learning to grasp a biro now. He never smiles, just stands blankly looking like the serial killer he is. You're just gonna have to take my word for it, he's a great, great man (they said the same about Fred West ). I love you vacuum.

Hands down the best post I’ve read on tattle in ages!

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

I am the last person to discourage anyone from going to the GP but one thing to wonder is headaches can be caused by overuse of painkillers - eg ibuprofen etc. I wonder how her arthritis is at the moment and her general tolerance to pain and discomfort.

Obviously we see a lot (A LOT) of Charlotte on social media but she has never presented as someone suffering from debilitating headaches. Taking paracetamol and ibuprofen together is bog standard over the counter pain relief advice.

Anyway - we can all look forward to this rich seam of content to mine. Nice dig at selfish Stan stopping her going to the doctors too.

GP has also said wear your specs as eye strain can be a major contributor to headaches. Oh and Charlotte - you don’t need to be a martyr re your ill fitting specs, go and get a new pair that fit

Notes: patient prescribed glasses. Patient advises does not wear glasses as they don’t fit properly. Patient advised to go to optician and have glasses refitted. [SMACKS HEAD ON DESK AND CONSIDERS LIFE CHOICES]