She’s probably going to wear her mum’s wedding dress... to add to the nostalgia and tradition of the day and to bang on about the nostalgia and tradition of the day forever and a day!Yep, I had this exact problem. I lost too much weight and even a seamstress couldn’t adjust my dress properly, and in the photos I just look awful in it
But if Charlotte’s wedding is going to be low key maybe she’s just getting a dress straight off the rack.
Maybe they will get married actually on a set of stairs and instead of sealing it with a kiss at the end, they will say “you may now roll the bride down the stairs” and Mark will flip old Charlotte over onto her side and fling her down the stairs, because Mark is from Preston , and in Preston it’s a tradition to throw your bride down the stairs, because he’s from Preston and it’s a tradition from Preston. And it’s just so lovely, and he’s her bloke who she just fancies so much.She’ll have a ham tucked into her garter as her borrowed item. Mark can roll it down the stairs at the reception whilst she sits on the floor barefoot surrounded by petals scattered by day day.
Agreed. It’s usually quite easy to tell a photoshop when you zoom. I think she’s just sussed out her angles and lighting, plus I always look slimmer when taking a mirror selfie, because you’re taking it around eye-level and angling the camera down.I don't necessarily think she is photo shopping the pics, I think she is just very clever the way she stands and breathes in until there isn't any air left inside. You can't do that on a video so I very much take the videos as her true size opposed to the contoured pictures.
She’s getting married at Styal lodge in CheshireOh, I was convinced she was getting married in italy. Though admittedly I only ever dip in and out of her page! I stand corrected.
I reckon she’s completely in denial and thinks it is normal. I remember her saying on one of the X month baby catch up things she filmed that she was happy because Stan still had his baby t-Rex wrists (whatever that means - I’m feeding my 9 week old and he doesn’t have dinosaur wrists!) so perhaps she’ll write a sonnet about his wrists firming up meaning that the baby years are finally behind herDo you think she is getting him checked or is in denial and leaving the poor kid to it?!
She shops at Morrisons and Iceland when she gets paid to.I’ve never known anyone be such a supermarket slagwe all know she shops at Tesco and occasionally Aldi and Waitrose but she’s never shopped at Morrison’s!
That’s exactly what I thought, she can’t even take her son to the park without indulging in junk. It’s not normal!God she just can’t go out without getting food can she? Costa last week, greggs yesterday and now a Frappuccino & ice cream.. especially for Stan having all those as well! Really unhealthy!
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