Knocked me sick when she said that. He’s also
not a ‘flirt’ whenever he behaves like a normal, inquisitive toddler
Charlotte Dawson #5 Chazza the chav living for the sesh, Ken's got his trainers, Noah's still in the crèche
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not a ‘flirt’ whenever he behaves like a normal, inquisitive toddler
I just messaged her. Absolutely disgusted with the way they "parent" that poor wee boy. I'd be so worried about that thing on his face scarring his skin it's been there that long. How does it not concern and worry her every time she looks at it?? Jesus, I get you experience fomo once you become a parent but at the end of the day you realise your child is the priority, not your social life.
It’s so frustrating because she has the money to get a decent baby sitter
He is gonna be so clingy & will never want to leave her side because she never leaves him be
He is gonna be so clingy & will never want to leave her side because she never leaves him be
This is exactly what I thought. I used to like Charlotte before she had Noah. Having kids can be hard, none of us get it right all the time but she is bleeping appalling!! She’s so immature and self centred. Poor Noah looks knackered all the time and that cut/bite/burn isn’t healing because he’s up all night at adult parties, eating rubbish and not sleeping! His poor little body. Im sure she loves him in her own way but she definitely doesn’t put his needs first
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It’s all to boost her views though. He’s an accessory for her
It may be Ken doll that’s been taken to A&E & Charlotte & Noah are there with him.
Long time lurker but I had to create an account to comment. As a mum myself I tend to mind my own business when it comes to how others parent because each to their own what works for one family is different for another but when its a child's safety involved i find it hard to hold back.
So Chazza co sleeps with Noah which is fine i think co sleeping is great if it works for you I co sleep with my son. But Co sleeping has to be done safely and one of the safety guidelines is that a child shouldn't be in bed with you if one parent has consumed alcohol so the fact they both sleep with him when they're most likely blackout drunk is terrifying.
I consider myself a pretty laidback parent but compared to chazza I'm mrs trunchball
. My son's 11 months he understands the word no and stops doing what he shouldn't be doing. He understands the words "gentle hands" and knows not to pull hair or smack. He also says a number of words because we constantly read and talk to him. We always introduce him to new foods and honestly there's days where I feel too tired to cook or he's clinging to me and I can't cook so I offer him easy foods which is usually fruit and veg. I mean honestly how hard is it to wash some fruit for you child.
And i agree with her you have to break routine sometimes so maybe she should break her routine of taking her son out on the sesh and switch things up and give him a bath book and bed. Oh and here I was thinking I had a party animal because we have weekly dance afternoons
So Chazza co sleeps with Noah which is fine i think co sleeping is great if it works for you I co sleep with my son. But Co sleeping has to be done safely and one of the safety guidelines is that a child shouldn't be in bed with you if one parent has consumed alcohol so the fact they both sleep with him when they're most likely blackout drunk is terrifying.
I consider myself a pretty laidback parent but compared to chazza I'm mrs trunchball
. My son's 11 months he understands the word no and stops doing what he shouldn't be doing. He understands the words "gentle hands" and knows not to pull hair or smack. He also says a number of words because we constantly read and talk to him. We always introduce him to new foods and honestly there's days where I feel too tired to cook or he's clinging to me and I can't cook so I offer him easy foods which is usually fruit and veg. I mean honestly how hard is it to wash some fruit for you child.And i agree with her you have to break routine sometimes so maybe she should break her routine of taking her son out on the sesh and switch things up and give him a bath book and bed. Oh and here I was thinking I had a party animal because we have weekly dance afternoons
So her update is he “banged his head and cheek on a table leg “ & kept projectile vomiting until he passed out… I actually can’t cope with this woman, she’s a disgrace. This poor little boy. I’m absolutely disgusted. There has to be more to this than it is.
banged his head on a table leg as I imagine he was left to his own devices crawling around on the floor amongst a bunch of pissed up adults, whilst his parents are busy knocking back vodkas and going off the the toilet to snort some lines. She is utter trash. Pathetic excuse for a mother.
Hopefully this is a wake up call for her and her useless bleep of a fiancée to stop dragging their 1 year old along to ADULT parties but I doubt it. They are absolutely vile.
Absolutely fuming , I’ve only just seen the update. Isn’t that like abuse or I’m I going too far??
Accidents happen but when you’re busy drinking and getting pissed and your baby bangs his head and vomits, that is neglect and is entirely on you.
‘He banged his head and cheek and projectile vomited until he passed out’ first of all that’s actually made me feel physically sick that poor little boy! And secondly was it when he was passed out that you took a pic of the sick in your hair for the gram Charlotte? Absolutely sick in the head her and Matt, tit parents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
No words!!! Again, probably left to his roaming devices crawling along the floors amongst other adults feet whilst his doting parents networked the room for selfies, likes, whilst chugging on their alcohol not mention disappearing off for the odd line…. She even managed to stop to get her photo taken with baby sick in her hair!! I wonder how long it was until they noticed? I wonder a what point they thought ‘ah tit, we’ll have to leave to take him to A&E (such an inconvenience) ’ I wonder how they/she got to take him to A&E because both of them had a bevy?! At what point do you think they will realise that they will have to knock all these parties on the head and act up on their responsibilities as ‘parents’ (shock) 
it’s just bewildering to watch it all unfold. They should never of had him if they are not ready to step down from all their socialising. If they can’t do that then they at least to rethink their next steps and have a nanny/babysitter to care properly for him at home instead of dragging him along to every evening outing. Jokes pair of clowns 
’ I wonder how they/she got to take him to A&E because both of them had a bevy?! At what point do you think they will realise that they will have to knock all these parties on the head and act up on their responsibilities as ‘parents’ (shock) it’s just bewildering to watch it all unfold. They should never of had him if they are not ready to step down from all their socialising. If they can’t do that then they at least to rethink their next steps and have a nanny/babysitter to care properly for him at home instead of dragging him along to every evening outing. Jokes pair of clowns 
Babies fall, I get it. But to projectile vomit and pass out? That’s been one hell of a nasty fall. The way she has strategically covered the cut on his cheek on her stories too. Poor Noah looks a complete mess. That gorgeous little boy looks exhausted, bewildered and done in.
Please Charlotte if you are reading this, treat that child with some love and care. Stop dragging him out when he should be napping and healing in his own home. Please let his little body recover from those late nights and long days and let him BE.
Please Charlotte if you are reading this, treat that child with some love and care. Stop dragging him out when he should be napping and healing in his own home. Please let his little body recover from those late nights and long days and let him BE.
I get that kids have accidents but the chances of that happening when you’re letting him roam around the floor with a load of pissed up adults are far higher
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I have no words for the stories this morning 
poor Noah
poor NoahSocial services get involved for tit like that, then again look at all the poor babiea ghat have died in hands of them baby P, baby Arthur...need I go on.
When has that boy ever gone soft play or anywhere that isnt a bar restaurant or to to his gdads statue
When has that boy ever gone soft play or anywhere that isnt a bar restaurant or to to his gdads statue
Bet the doctor/nurses weren’t impressed that Noah the “party animal” was out “partying” when he fell. Charlotte if you read here let this be a warning and start to put Noah first.
One hell of a bang on that table leg. I’m a nurse and that only happens with really bad head injuries. I highly doubt it was a table leg but depends how he fell etc regardless was a very nasty bang. See to be honest I wouldn’t be broadcasting this if I had so many hate messages but she’s opening herself up again and she deserves the abuse. The pair of them are awful parents
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