He’s looked shattered the whole holidayAnd he looks shattered
Nope
They will give him calpol which they done on the way out
. I’m surprised that they are still out drinking when they’ve got a long haul flight 2mrw
Charlotte Dawson #5 Chazza the chav living for the sesh, Ken's got his trainers, Noah's still in the crèche
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. I’m surprised that they are still out drinking when they’ve got a long haul flight 2mrwJust came on to say the same. A month of good living has certainly caught up with her. She'll be back on the gear as soon as she gets home to lose the holiday weight.That video she’s posted in the blue gym stuff. You can see how much thinner she was in the ‘after’ one compared to how she looks now after all the boozing and eating out in Dubai.
She can’t possibly think she still looks like that
As for Ken, he is repulsive. Sitting there with his flashy clothes, alcohol and watches when all he does is live off Charlotte. What exactly does he bring to the table?!
his laugh makes me feel really bleeping awkward. It’s weird and creepy.
I don’t know about Noah , but I’m screaming for nana Trace myself , I’ve missed her old mug
She really does have the most old fashioned chavvy dress sense. That feather monstrosity
!! I'm sure people send her stuff and are like "let's see if she will wear this for a laugh" 
!! I'm sure people send her stuff and are like "let's see if she will wear this for a laugh" What about the statue of Grandad Les?
He’s tagged her in this post. Says a lot.
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Ngl I’d kick it over if I had the strength
No way! It certainly does say a lot.
Why doesn't he get off his arse and get some form of job instead of sending her his requirements for a frigging mansion? There's no way they'd still be together if they didn't have Noah. He probably got her pregnant deliberately to make sure he could stay around.
I think they have zero chemistry as a couple..I know he's an ugly fucker but I used to wonder how the hell he put up with her weird, cringey behaviour because most guys would be put right off her the way she carries on but its pretty obvious why really, she's his meal ticket so he keeps shtum 
We see you Matt
We see you Matt
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Oh its amazing what people will ignore and put up with if the price is right!I think they have zero chemistry as a couple..I know he's an ugly fucker but I used to wonder how the hell he put up with her weird, cringey behaviour because most guys would be put right off her the way she carries on but its pretty obvious why really, she's his meal ticket so he keeps shtum
They're well suited really. Both shallow and superficial as duck.
I mean seriously how does he not eyeroll / or tell her enough is enough when she goes into full on Les Dawson mode or that offensive Scots accent she puts on when she's flogging something...I guess living the life of a gigolo means he had to put up with all her cringy nonsense!
Exactly this! The gurning trying to look like her dad, the chuffin this and chuffin that. I always thought that because I couldn't stomach it. I'd end up saying what the absolute duck are you doing? But he knows where his bread's buttered so he tolerates it. I think she loves him more than he loves her. He's absolutely loving spending her money the shameless fucker. It was more evident than ever on this holiday. They're just an all round horrid couple based on a foundation of bullshit
Yep. It’s a horrible, toxic relationship and Noah will be the one who continues to suffer. It’s really quite sad.Exactly this! The gurning trying to look like her dad, the chuffin this and chuffin that. I always thought that because I couldn't stomach it. I'd end up saying what the absolute duck are you doing? But he knows where his bread's buttered so he tolerates it. I think she loves him more than he loves her. He's absolutely loving spending her money the shameless fucker. It was more evident than ever on this holiday. They're just an all round horrid couple based on a foundation of bullshit
Don't know if its been brought up before.. I do like the description though "Drunk and Smarmy" They've got him down to tee!
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She’s not much better - flapping her legs, gurning and constantly talking like a thick bleep, I’m surprised he could even get a hard-on when they made Noah, she’s bleeping rank.
He is absolutely vile. And the way she calls him sexy and says “come ere yew” makes me feel sick, he is seriously repulsive and I’d rather sew my vagina shut than have to shag him, ugly, slimy horrible fucker.
She’s not much better - flapping her legs, gurning and constantly talking like a thick bleep, I’m surprised he could even get a hard-on when they made Noah, she’s bleeping rank.
Noah deffo has too much salt intake per day bless him
That’s a topper well doneAwww just seen my threat won! Thank you
When are Wayne and Waynetta due home anyone know??
I bet she's got the raging hump!
All she does with Noah is feed him shite? His diet has zero nutritional value in it. She is just continuing the diabetes thread in the family.
All she does with Noah is feed him shite? His diet has zero nutritional value in it. She is just continuing the diabetes thread in the family.
No respect at all with Charlotte
Noah is climbing all over on the plane , obviously not his fault
Noah is climbing all over on the plane , obviously not his fault
I feel sorry for the people sat near them on the plane.
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