Dreadful.oversized kebab......Can literally see her flaps
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Bet pob straps a plank across his arse before surmounting it
....must be like trying to push a marshmallow up Oxford Street
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βBet pob straps a plank across his arse before surmounting it
....must be like trying to push a marshmallow up Oxford Street
It must look like a punched lasagne down there. She's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard.Dreadful.oversized kebab......
Bet pob straps a plank across his arse before surmounting it
....must be like trying to push a marshmallow up Oxford Street
Punched lasagneIt must look like a punched lasagne down there. She's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard.
He didnβt kick the ball hard enough at dead granda cutout, he couldβve took the head right off it if he tried hard enoughWriting out a card for Matt and Noah can't even hold a pen correctly and she can't be bothered to correct him, let alone trace out his name lightly so he can write over it.
Cardboard cut-out Les has come out for Father's Day!
Noah: "Happy Father's Day Grandad".
Chazza to Noah: "Give him a cuddle. Kiss."
And she has the bleeping audacity to call people WEIRD! She is absolutely mental.
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Yeah, the booze aisle in tesco
"Why hasn't Noah got his own bedroom yet you selfish, brainless fuckwits?"
"When was the last time Pob used a prostitute and does it bother you Chazza?"
bleeping hell, I could be here all day!
"When was the last time Pob used a prostitute and does it bother you Chazza?"
bleeping hell, I could be here all day!
She spent most of that Taylor Swift concert dicking about and slut dropping rather than actually watching her. Loves to be the centre of attention don't she. 
Hahahaha DEAD
Tempted I tell ya! 
does she not look in the mirror when she does it?!?? I would say she looks like a drag act but letβs face it they can do better than her!βHappy tanning thursdayβ i honestly donβt know whether to laugh or cry at thatWriting out a card for Matt and Noah can't even hold a pen correctly and she can't be bothered to correct him, let alone trace out his name lightly so he can write over it.
Cardboard cut-out Les has come out for Father's Day!
Noah: "Happy Father's Day Grandad".
Chazza to Noah: "Give him a cuddle. Kiss."
And she has the bleeping audacity to call people WEIRD! She is absolutely mental.
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Wow his teacher at primary when he goes is going to have a lot to unpack with Noah haha. Not able to eat with utensils, feeling the need to dance for his lunch and then swearing like a sailor. Hopefully theyβll get him into shape after a few months of normal behaviour expectations
She will unravel any progression he makes, the dopey cow....
She's asked him in the car , what do you like best about me ? He struggled to answer.......long awkward pause......your feet
her face dropped my feet ? That's below the belt 
What in the elephant man is that?
your big toe isnβt supposed to lay flat on the side of your other toes.
Filtered to duck.
Forearm double the length of the top of her arm, big fake lying deceitful thick CHAV
