Charlotte Dawson #3 When your belleh is chunkeh and your bedsheets smell funkeh

[eyespybs123]

Mums off getting pissed up (she briefly features at the end of these stories when she comes over absolutely steaming) and the birthday boy is left with your drunk mates being fed pizza for laughs but expect the upcoming article will be how it was all about Noah

 

[redball00n]

Mums off getting pissed up (she briefly features at the end of these stories when she comes over absolutely steaming) and the birthday boy is left with your drunk mates being fed pizza for laughs but expect the upcoming article will be how it was all about Noah

She is vile. Who the duck gets hammered at their sons 1st birthday?! The stories look like a wedding reception, not a child’s party.

 

[Noodles5]

Omg the poor child. How embarrassing

 

[Rach88]

Who thinks at their own child's 1st birthday party hmm let's get hammered selfish mare

 

[Krm2011]

She really is bleeping horrid

 

[Norfolking Good]

God forbid anything happen to him while they’re pissed. Legally they’d be in so much trouble

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Hello magazine next week

F'ing stupid. Like when she had Noah and was saying she hadn't posted photos because she was in her 'baby bubble' but it was actually because of the tacky TV show and a mag deal! I don't know why she doesn't just be the honest, transparent person she claims to be - "I won't be posting photo's of our cheeky boy's party until after XXXX mag comes out on XXXX" After then I will post some personal photos (plus tag all the freebies but not mark them as gifted!)

 

[Cady1954]

Have you seen the sax player bouncing around the dance floor like a twit when kids are on the dance floor!! It’s a kids party ffs and they all look like they are out clubbing

Whatever duck is the trendwith sax players at zero listers parties?

Mums off getting pissed up (she briefly features at the end of these stories when she comes over absolutely steaming) and the birthday boy is left with your drunk mates being fed pizza for laughs but expect the upcoming article will be how it was all about Noah

Why does she dress that one year old child in rompers and tights like a victorian? It's a bleeping awful trend I bet Les is spinning in his grave .

 

[12055584]

‘Take a glimpse inside the scummiest 1st party ever… ‘

Just guessing what the tag line will be.

But like has been said above, it’ll be a totally different angle when the mag comes out, all about the kids, never mind the coked up sax man wasn’t even aware they were there!

I like a party but that was an absolute show. I despise parents that can just get on it around their kids, and none of them have even tried to play it down, they don’t even think it’s wrong

Embarrassing and basic! How not to throw a party for your infant child

 

[Elliebell2]

That bleeping sax player is clearly off his head, prancing around kicking kids out of the way!

Yea the way that Charlotte and Ryan Kay were acting was as of they was on something too!! Kids party and they both take over dance floor like that.. disgusting

 

[Cady1954]

Still can’t get over that twit of a sax player. He nearly treads on a kid at one point. If he did that to my kid I’d wrap that poxy sax round the fucker’s head. That lot are too busy looking at their phones to notice to poor child fall victim to the sax twit.

Too busy sniffing in the toilet I imagine.

 

[Thatgirl__]

After seeing dani dyers party and now this one i feel bad im not doing anything huge for my girls 1st bday not that i could afford all that but having a small family party and trip to zoo and a cake made for her i just feel like its not enough whej seeing all these parties thrown haha

 

[Elliebell2]

After seeing dani dyers party and now this one i feel bad im not doing anything huge for my girls 1st bday not that i could afford all that but having a small family party and trip to zoo and a cake made for her i just feel like its not enough whej seeing all these parties thrown haha

What your doing is more than enough and will lead to a happy child. Noah will soon realise anything done for him is just for the gram

 

[12055584]

After seeing dani dyers party and now this one i feel bad im not doing anything huge for my girls 1st bday not that i could afford all that but having a small family party and trip to zoo and a cake made for him i just feel like its not enough whej seeing all these parties thrown haha

I can assure you that is plenty and age appropriate. I did a big party, hired a room etc and I spent all the time running round making sure everyone was happy and spoilt the day for myself because I wasn’t enjoying time with my son. You have got the right idea, ask almost people who’ve done the big party thing. I used it as an excuse to get everyone together as it’s been so long since we saw each other but although they all enjoyed it and it went well, I would never do it again for a 1st, small and focused on your child is most important

 

[Not_A_Troll]

After seeing dani dyers party and now this one i feel bad im not doing anything huge for my girls 1st bday not that i could afford all that but having a small family party and trip to zoo and a cake made for her i just feel like its not enough whej seeing all these parties thrown haha

The difference is that what you’re doing will actually be for your daughter and you’ve thought about what she’d like, these guys are just all trying to outdo each other for the Gram, the kids come second

 

[Mariaraine20]

Why does she keep dancing all hunched back grabbing her belly that isn’t even there anymore? It makes no sense. She wants to be a seen as this “real chubby girl” but does everything she can to look slimmer?

 

[Krm2011]

Get your suggestions in guys we need a new thread

 

[wiganuser]

After seeing dani dyers party and now this one i feel bad im not doing anything huge for my girls 1st bday not that i could afford all that but having a small family party and trip to zoo and a cake made for her i just feel like its not enough whej seeing all these parties thrown haha

A 1 year old knows nothing, you could take them to anywhere and they would be made up.

It's those materialistic cunts on IG who make impressionable mums feel worthless

Look at charlotte, she has a bad relationship where she has broke up multiple times with the dad, occasional coke sniffer and keeps her kid up all hours. Dani Dyer kids dad is locked up for scamming old people for money. They can all get to duck

 

[redball00n]

After seeing dani dyers party and now this one i feel bad im not doing anything huge for my girls 1st bday not that i could afford all that but having a small family party and trip to zoo and a cake made for her i just feel like its not enough whej seeing all these parties thrown haha

Please don’t feel this way I’m sure your daughter (and most 1 year olds) will enjoy her time with you and her family and looking at zoo animals more than a party full of pissed up chavs and a sax player off his tits.

 

[Rach88]

After seeing dani dyers party and now this one i feel bad im not doing anything huge for my girls 1st bday not that i could afford all that but having a small family party and trip to zoo and a cake made for her i just feel like its not enough whej seeing all these parties thrown haha

But your trip to the zoo sounds so much better doll life is not what it seems on social media please remember that you will at least remember the trip to the zoo and the party don't be hard on yourself either pat yourself on the back for a job well done times are tough right now for us working class xx