I can't believe you'd have a house with a garden that big and ready to go without doing something with it?
Paddling pool?
Veggie garden?
Flowers?
Toys?
Sand pit?
Play area?
Pond with protection so he doesn't fall in, not that Chazza would think of safety.
Christ she could even have her own gin bar?
I'm totally at a loss as to why the stinky scratter would rather spend money on chavvy holidays and then spend the rest of her days inside her squatty house. We've just had a whole summer of great weather and she's been festering in her pit of a house with the TV on.
She must be depressed as duck.
Paddling pool?
Veggie garden?
Flowers?
Toys?
Sand pit?
Play area?
Pond with protection so he doesn't fall in, not that Chazza would think of safety.
Christ she could even have her own gin bar?
I'm totally at a loss as to why the stinky scratter would rather spend money on chavvy holidays and then spend the rest of her days inside her squatty house. We've just had a whole summer of great weather and she's been festering in her pit of a house with the TV on.
She must be depressed as duck.