Ive got a draft copy of cassys book
Dick here chav I married a traveller and was on bfgw, me husband didnt earn me enough money so i stuck diamantes on bins coz if your a traveller u gotta have bling bruv.
I then had a gastric band and said i lost the weight through jucie plus, i had 2 kids that are like my traveller bling chav, im actually a german and me sweaty puts confirms that.
Anyway anyone that works for me selling jucie plus as im a 6 figure earner, i pester the guts right off out if them so that earn me more money..... i divorced me husband coz i thought id do better than him as im a 6 figure earner, but since then me life as gone down the shitter, i duck everyones husbands, i brag about what i got.... even my linoium thats goes right through me place, that i clean and clean and clean, me kids have blow up beds, as i dont have them much
Ive been gettong on the end of my Gs dick and i keep faking pregnancies and miscarriages just to keep the moosh hes proper wife is having a baby and im sooooo jealous ive had to go.to a life coach to sort me head out before i fake another bridge jump where me brother smashed the motor up to save me.
I have an ern in me place thats cushty gypsy china moosh thats got me fathers ashes in, me father is a traveller, strangly though i didnt no me father as died but i still managed to cop his ashes
Me gals are dressed in the best fake gucci money can buy, see i love me gals, me world!, but i prefer going on holiday without them, they aint been away since me and bill took them, i just like going in me own, proper travelling woman me.
Ive got hardly any friends as i duck everyone over, no one trusts me with there blokes incase i duck them as i want everything everyone else as got. Thats my life story, im about to cook me kids a lovely processed microwave meal.
If micheal aspel comes back to life im hoping he will do.that This is your life
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