Wellll darrrrk int I, mentalllll aint iiiit! That’s your life coach
Ive got some coaching for you, wash your hair you dirty mare! Instead of scratching at all the scabs on your scalp
almost got an std when she lifted her leg up! Feel like I need a tetanus!
She’s one of those pain in the arse friends where you give her a time to come but too busy pissing about on her phone showing the world her fanny
Then ‘oh I need to pop to bluewater quick’ you can’t pop to blue water quick esp atm. Hate people like that
just fucking be here when I give you a time no wonder she has no serious stable friends just bellends that fuck about like her