Has she actually met another baby and laid on a mat at a play group with another baby?
It is not like you are famous, so just go the
duck to a baby group and bore them with all your pointless
tit. Nobody will have a clue who you are, especially with that orange hair
I went to a baby group (wasn’t a fan, it was full of mums saying “Look how clever my primrose Penelope is, she’s almost walking and she’s only 2 months old”) but there were a few “normal” parents that went. It was after about 2 months that I realised the person I’d recognised, but thought it was from school, was actually in a soap I watched at the time! She was definitely famous and someone who people recognised (except me it seems
) and no one made a fuss at all.
I doubt that Carrie would be recognised at her Mumma group. If she was, it would be for being “Tom from McFlys sister”. Can you imagine her going to the first week, and walking in wearing sunglasses to go incognito. 🥸 She’d announce her name loudly, so people would know who she was. Still no recognition, she’d probably start singing “Seventeen” from Heathers, whilst changing Muffin, to draw attention, but they’d mainly be wondering why she was dry humping the nappy bin with her eyes shut, fantasising that she’s had a baby with Jamie.
During the rhyme time singing sessions, she’d be out singing everyone until someone complemented her voice, “you should be on the west end, what a powerful voice” before, doing ‘ THE FACE’ and pretending to be embarrassed “Actually, I’ve been on the west end since I was a child”.
Failing recognition for any of those, she’d get joel to turn up, dressed as KG3, so people would see that they were the king and queen of the west end (in their heads only) He would make all the babies cry as he’d speak in the dreadful voice he uses for king George, before pulling out some of carries books and a pen incase anyone wanted a signature.
She may also persuade Tom to go with her, saying to the class leader “My brother is a rockstar, he’s offered to come and play his guitar at next weeks session. His wife may also sing along with him, although if you have an auto tune microphone, that would help”.
Once the class finishes and Carrie is pissed off that no one wants to have her autograph, because they’ve got to feed or change their baby, she will go and meet her lift home. Her Dad and Joel changed their weekly swimming class to coincide with her Mumma class, so they could be in the same building, after all, Joel doesn’t do well without Carrie… although I bet he now says “Dadda doesn’t do well without muffin and Mumma”
over enunciating the P’s.
! Not pleasant but still better than banging Quasimodo.
