surely the majority of families and kids who go to these wonāt know half of these jokes? They probably just see itās someone from the west end in their local pantoThey did the ALW joke last year as well, think it's time to retire that one
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Why would they joke about Scott and Carrie. Iām assuming 99% of the people are going because they want to see a panel and donāt actually know who any of the performers are?They did the ALW joke last year as well, think it's time to retire that one
I was about to go to bed... gonna have nightmares now
Carrie's tongue looks like the bottom of a duck's beak!
I also think sheās naturally very beautiful. She just completely self sabotages and her personality is ugly.
The orange hair has to be the first thing to go. Itās hideous, in every universe.
She does such an incredible job of making herself the most unattractive person both inside and out. Itās almost impressive
It's the hair.
Carrie...change the hair!
Please.
It's time.
Carrie...change the hair!
Please.
It's time.
Iām sure thereās actors whoād LOVE to do what sheās doing. Sheās an ungrateful witch.I'd do am dram panto again in a heartbeat, it's so much fun but it is hard
She's so lucky to be working, she should be grateful when loads of other actors struggle
Funny how I used to give anything to have Carrie's life - she can sing, she was part of exciting musical theatre shows, she got great opportunities through her social media following...
Now I am so glad to be meso thank you Carrie for boosting my own self-esteem
Someone contact Sky and the BBC about this important news story about a pregnant woman doing her job while pregnant!!
Do the pair of them honestly think that all other pregnant women who are not Carrie Hope Fletcher just laze around for 9 months in their jammies watching Netflix and eating doughnuts instead of working? Why are they acting like this is so impressive?
Going to go wake up my husband and start a fight because he isnāt posting SO PROUD!!!!! social media posts about the fact that at 23 weeks pregnant I do my job, walk home from work, cook dinners, do the laundry, unload and reload the dishwasher, and wash up anything else, and other stuff around the house which is probably a lot more than Carrie does! Where is my recognition
Do the ALW jokes go down well or do they come across a bit out dated? Sorry if someone has already asked thisMy children were more excited about Andy tho
- She's the first one singing,
- There's two jokes about Andrew Lloyd Webber, but I couldn't hear the first one as the booing was too loud and the second one was jokingly saying that as a punishment for trying to kill Aurora, Carrie needed to act in another one of his show and she says no begging on her knees.
- There's another joke about Scott being hired because he's Carries best mate.
- Carrie has one choreography but it's very simple.
- She doesn't look pregnant.
- The prince and Aurora sung a Sherk song (Im a believer)
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I think she *used* to be naturally beautiful. The ugly personality has fully manifested physically imo, and she's truly let herself go. Even if she got into the gym, got a stylist and ate a vegetable, I think she's too far gone now. You can only be ugly on the inside for so long until you look the part.
All the medals, Parsley.Someone contact Sky and the BBC about this important news story about a pregnant woman doing her job while pregnant!!
Do the pair of them honestly think that all other pregnant women who are not Carrie Hope Fletcher just laze around for 9 months in their jammies watching Netflix and eating doughnuts instead of working? Why are they acting like this is so impressive?
Going to go wake up my husband and start a fight because he isnāt posting SO PROUD!!!!! social media posts about the fact that at 23 weeks pregnant I do my job, walk home from work, cook dinners, do the laundry, unload and reload the dishwasher, and wash up anything else, and other stuff around the house which is probably a lot more than Carrie does! Where is my recognition
And youāre right, I think she thinks pregnant women go into confinement for nine months the way sheās going on.
Iāve never noticed how weird and small her teeth are. They look like milk teeth 
Joel also has tiny (and some long deceased) teeth. Youād think theyād be easy to floss, but apparently not judging by the gunk on the left hand side of that picture?!
I also donāt like being able to clearly see teeth indents in someoneās tongue. Thatās a sign that I am FAR too close to them and that their mouth is open FAR too wide. Gag
I only EVER took purposely ridiculous and ugly faces when I hated how I looked. Like a silly photo every so often? Thatās fun, fair enough. But she seems terrified of just smiling. And that weird turtle smile- sheās terrified that even if she does try to look okay, sheāll still look bad. So much better to go in the opposite direction. I know it because Iāve done it.
She will absolutely regret it if she only has photos of her and her baby where sheās gurning etc. I HATE having my photo taken, and so if my husband takes a photo of me and my daughter, he has to hide it and then let me see it a couple of months later. If I see it then and there, I hate it and I delete it. A few months later, I see it and I donāt mind it. Sometimes I even like it. Obviously photos arenāt the most important thing in the world, but she will absolutely regret not being comfortable just being normal in photos.
I also donāt like being able to clearly see teeth indents in someoneās tongue. Thatās a sign that I am FAR too close to them and that their mouth is open FAR too wide. Gag
I only EVER took purposely ridiculous and ugly faces when I hated how I looked. Like a silly photo every so often? Thatās fun, fair enough. But she seems terrified of just smiling. And that weird turtle smile- sheās terrified that even if she does try to look okay, sheāll still look bad. So much better to go in the opposite direction. I know it because Iāve done it.
She will absolutely regret it if she only has photos of her and her baby where sheās gurning etc. I HATE having my photo taken, and so if my husband takes a photo of me and my daughter, he has to hide it and then let me see it a couple of months later. If I see it then and there, I hate it and I delete it. A few months later, I see it and I donāt mind it. Sometimes I even like it. Obviously photos arenāt the most important thing in the world, but she will absolutely regret not being comfortable just being normal in photos.
They are extremely important, in the sense that our memory fades and photos will be reminders of the different experiences that we had in our lives. Iām not one to take a million photos, but when I go somewhere Iāll take like a photo of me going or getting there and when I look back at it, itāll remind me of the day.
I have many teenage years or no photos because Iād hide and I regret that decision. I feel like there are gaps in my memories which photos would help with.
Carrieās photos are worse than hiding tbh. Imagine looking back at your first years of your thirties when you were plunged into happiness and only having ugly photos, that are ugly on purpose.
I don't think many understood the joke, they just laughed because of her reaction to it.
Tattler who has seen the panto, why on Earth is Carrie dressed like Honey G?
Please tell me she doesnāt attempt rapping 
Also can people show me what āthe faceā is? I know she doesnāt have many faces to act with but Iām curious. I watch a lot of bootlegs and it would be fun to spot it
the face is that she has more or less the same facial expression for anything. Love, sadness, frustration, realisation, reliefā¦ think Joey Tribianiās smell the fart actingTattler who has seen the panto, why on Earth is Carrie dressed like Honey G?
Also can people show me what āthe faceā is? I know she doesnāt have many faces to act with but Iām curious. I watch a lot of bootlegs and it would be fun to spot it
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