Carrie Hope Fletcher #84 Took longer to choose her carpet than she did her husband

[DaisySims89]

Winning thread title by @Mark81 with 192 likes

Big news, Carrie is going on tour next year with her baby who will be 7 months old by then. Lots of questions as to why she will want to take a baby on tour when there's no guarantee either of them will be up to it, physically and/or emotionally

She just mentioned in her current Instagram live that she & Scott start panto rehearsals on Monday

Joel is very quiet ATM. Is there trouble in paradise?

Previous thread:

Carrie Hope Fletcher #83 What’sOnStage? Not Carrie, for much longer!

10/10 thread title from @awkwardjellyfish 👏🏻 Carrie is still the only person who’s ever been pregnant, and spent her honeymoon posting stories to her super special subscribers. She’s also pregnant did you know?

tattle.life

 

[Mark81]

Carrie Hope Fletcher #85 - I am big, its the audiences that got small

As requested in the last thread, although I'm sure someone will come up with something better, especially as Carrie's bound to do more dumb tit soon

 

[TechnicallyNo]

Carrie Hope Fletcher #85 - I am big, its the audiences that got small

As requested in the last thread, although I'm sure someone will come up with something better, especially as Carrie's bound to do more dumb tit soon

This is the one

 

[Realitybites]

I caught a few mins of her insta live before and she got the month of her tour wrong- great start Carrie

 

[TechnicallyNo]

Oh my Lord that live was long……..
And all she talked about was PREGNANCY.
Yawnnnnnnnn

 

[lottiekarotti]

oof, she sold hardly any tickets for the palladium show so far. that's gotta hurt.

 

[kev1974]

oof, she sold hardly any tickets for the palladium show so far. that's gotta hurt.

Don't worry, it'll casually sell out in no time, when the tickets are £5 on seat filler sites again

 

[Pazc]

Anyone willing to TLDR the live? I don't have 56 minutes of my life going spare

 

[TechnicallyNo]

Anyone willing to TLDR the live? I don't have 56 minutes of my life going spare

You didn’t miss a thing.
It was literally
she’s going to write a song for her tour (no idea how she’s going to do this as she can’t read or write music) later on says she’s going to write a song with her brother (so I guess we can assume Tom will write the song)
She slipped in Joel was an only child.
Boring and pointless section again explaining why they went to Gretna Green. Over explaining again about their parents being ok with it ….
Then PREGNANCY…..on and on and on….and ON .
Her content is as dry as the Sahara.

 

[Mark81]

Her content is as dry as the Sahara.

Or their sex life now she's got a baby out of him

 

[Fifah1907]

Or their sex life now she's got a baby out of him

I’m laughing, but also WHY DID YOU SAY THAT JUST AS I’M ABOUT TO GO TO BED I DONT WANT NIGHTMARES

 

[Chinese_whispers]

Anyone willing to TLDR the live? I don't have 56 minutes of my life going spare

56 minutes?! She has so much spare time it’s crazy.

 

[TechnicallyNo]

56 minutes?! She has so much spare time it’s crazy.

Never spare time when she’s talking about herself. This is a 24/7 job

 

[dull-board1243]

56 minutes?! She has so much spare time it’s crazy.

I can’t wait until the baby is actually born. She’s in for a rude awakening.

 

[lopdedop]

‘I don’t like the idea of filling my body with things that don’t need to be in there’

The single Shrek gherkin experience must have been extra traumatic then

Also I lost braincells watching her struggle to find the term ‘non-medicated’

 

[cherryblossomlatte]

People thinking they are feuding and then her video about feeling her baby kick and the I see this on reddit and I know the ages don’t match or the thanksgiving but all I could think while reading this is Shrek and Fiona

 

[Rarunkel]

I also found her initial attempt to claim, "everyone who gets pregnant is excited once the child arrives, regardless of whatever the pregnancy itself might be," ridiculous. She then stared into the distance, realising that there are women who are forcefully impregnated or unable to terminate their pregnancy. She revised it to, "all women who willingly enter pregnancy are happy with their result," stupidly smiled, evaluated whether she had considered all potential situations, and proudly reaffirmed her statement. However dumb as she is, she overlooked the very real possibility of "postpartum depression." I personally struggle to call it a mental health syndrome rather than a sinister realisation that instinct and biology pressured you into conceiving a baby, while the reality looks different than you had imagined.

My mother described her first encounter with my sister as rather traumatic; she felt completely detached from the child that lay and screamed in front of her. She still felt emotionally connected to the fictitious fetus that had long exited the body, and it took her months to actually like her instead of mechanically attending to her needs. I believe that the brain has the ability to scream "Reproduce! Reproduce! Reproduce!" once a woman hits a certain age, but whether she should follow that "intuition" is a different question altogether.

PS: Once she reconnects with reality, it doesn't necessarily mean that the intended completeness settles in. Perhaps the only thing she'll ever experience is some form of contentment and coming to terms with her previous decision-making.
And In Carrie's situation, perhaps even not that. She conceived a child with someone she doesn't find attractive nor particularly likes, so she could easily regret her naivety and former desperation for the rest of her life.

 

[TechnicallyNo]

Oh and the live reminded me that Joel proposed THE DAY BEFORE her 30th (obviously to help her tick off that self imposed milestone) and then she went off on holiday THE NEXT DAY with her family and he didn’t get an invite … he got a Toy Story pez

 

[sewgoodemily]

Why do I feel like Carrie is the kind of person to say something really rude and/or stupid, then try to laugh it off and say "haha pregnancy brain ".

 

[Hurrem]

all women who willingly enter pregnancy are happy with their result

Not sure if she’s stupid at this point or just so high up her arse she doesn’t know what’s going on around her. There are so many women that regret ever having children and resent those children their entire lives even after willingly getting pregnant. It’s not a given to feel love for your child once it’s born, it’s just bullshit women are told to push for reproduction. And it can get even worse if a woman ends up breaking up with the father on bad terms and see him in their child (doesn’t have to be physical resemblance, it can be anything from a facial expression to an annoying behaviour to a phrase etc). Even a traumatic birth can make you resent you child, at least for a while. One of my friends had this happen and it took her a bit to get attached to him and feel the love (at first it was just robotic and taking care of him like she knew she should). It was so bad she decided to never have other kids.

I think that even if Carrie loves playing the victim and whining about everything, she would smugly pretend everything was easy for her just to spite the meanie haterz and to show that she’s better than the people that struggle, as if it’s their fault.