Carrie Hope Fletcher #82 The Honeymoaners

[apples38]

Okay but, what about that reel is saying WILD

I thought exactly the same! They are both so bad at social media.

 

[TechnicallyNo]

It looks like a premier inn hallway

Gotta keep the menories of her first wedding going…
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Is that TINSEL I can spy on her ugly stairs?

 

[Clover123]

Do we think she's been reading tattle again and is all upset about us talking about what she has been doing. Waiting for her post (or video) which is a rant about people bitching about her

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Another thinly veiled dig at the ex who held her back, Mr Oliver Ormson?!

 

[Hurrem]

The only Crown Jewels Carrie can nominate is Joels for creating baby shrek

There goes my lunch.

 

[Ratatat-tit]

I assume she did tell Hiba directly

But I reckon she read here that she was being quiet so she decided to announce that she was ill

Haha honestly she can never be quiet for too long

 

[dull-board1243]

I’m late and I’m creasing from all the cringe

Debs and Joel to the rescue!
#mywife #dontyouknowwhomydaughteris #STRANDED #cringe
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#shesoldoutthepalladium which was a venue on her national tour

 

[nymeria]

I read this as Joel being pulled out to replace her in the panto if she does go sick

He could, since they’re morphing into the same being.

 

[kev1974]

Sorry if I'm not allowed to ask this here, but when I try to look her up she doesn't appear, but on her account im not blocked. Does that mean she muted me or smth??

I think it's just instagram glitching again, she doesn't come up if I search from my second account which is absolutely nothing to do with here and doesn't follow her and never has.

I can't see why Instagram/Meta would bother coding a feature to prevent someone searching for them but still let them view the content, it wouldn't make sense, so just a glitch I think.

All those imposter/fan accounts that come up instead of her though! Scary.

 

[Carrieisabadwriter]

This picture makes me never want to have sex again.

You think Carrie is having sex again after the baby?

 

[Lilu22]

Went to check that bizarre Church of Carrie tiktok… and @Lilu22 looks like you’re famous
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The delulu levels are unmatched

Oh wow! She has eyes everywhere!

 

[squacksquack]

Isn't one of the starter rules for using the internet (especially as a woman) to never show full pics of your feet because people are creepy and they end up on questionable websites

No feet for free!

 

[DaisySims89]

I'm howling at this. I need – need – a Carrie-style fanfiction of this. Will someone take pity on me? Do I have to ask ChatGPT?

Spoiler: Nevermind I obviously hate myself

The Hawaiian sun cast a golden glow as Carrie, the underprivileged West End actress with working class roots, and her husband, Joel, strolled along the beach. He was a man with a rugged charm, resembling an ogre with his strong features and burly frame. They had come to Hawaii for what felt like their 432,434th honeymoon, a romantic escape to celebrate their love, which had already lasted a year and a half.

Out of nowhere, a handsome stranger appeared. The traditional flower necklace around his neck revealed that he was obviously a local. He grinned and said, "You look like you've faced discrimination with your blonde hair and brown eyes. Racism is bad, by the way. It's where you discriminate against people for their race or ethnicity. My mate Barack was the first black president. Cool, right?"
Carrie, ever the cool and humble heroine, beamed. "You're absolutely right," she replied with a smile. "It's essential to fight against racism and celebrate diversity. However, we should all be #soproud of the progress we've made."

The stranger, who introduced himself as Hula Lū'au Mahalo Pua'a Ho'oponopono, then revealed a surprising ten-cornered connection to Barack Obama himself. It was a tale too incredible to be true. Before parting, the new friend gifted Carrie a beautiful bracelet, a symbol of unity. She held it close, her heart warmed by this serendipitous encounter. Although she would die without social media, she made a difficult decision: Not to show this bracelet to anyone in the world except her husband, whom she affectionately called Shrek, and who had watched the encounter exclaiming "so proud!". (Every now and then he would ask jitterily: "Do you know she's also Tom from McFly's sister?")

As the sun disappeared beneath the waves, casting a palette of colors across the Hawaiian sky, Carrie, Joel, and Hula Lū'au Mahalo Pua'a Ho'oponopono found themselves forever connected by the bonds of humanity, love, and the beauty of unexpected encounters in paradise.

This is the best thing ever

 

[Disneylover_89]

I know. I'm not a pro! I just made it quick on my phone.

Oh right lol I thought surely the poster isn't like that?! Although I did see one panto poster where they spliced an actor's head onto the previous year's Prince's body!

 

[Samwise]

The account making the AI versions of Cazza is still doing them

 

[DaisySims89]

I missed the whole 'stranded in Paris,. What happened?

They were due to fly from Paris to Iceland but their flight was cancelled
So Joel went on a rant saying the were stranded in Paris and were only given €150 to spend on a hotel room (apparently these are in short supply in the capital of France!)

 

[londongirl2001]

Carrie fans are like mini Carries

Anyway can’t wait for the Vegas content!

 

[Hurrem]

Carrie probably never considered the edibility of certain leaves..too “healthy” for the fatty food connoisseur.

After I heard about the moon something cringe situation with Carrie a few years back, I think she wouldn’t be writing here and just reading. So sadly, no fun guessing game for me.🥹
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What even is Joel's avatar. Looks nothing like him while also not being flattering at all.

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It looks like he’s like to look. That avatar would qualify as catfishing if you didn’t know what he looked like. 🫣

 

[ItsMeEdgar]

Joel furiously defending his wife and daughter over Instagram stories...

Now come on guys, we're aware of a group of #haters online bickering about our beautiful daughter, Mathilda Olivia Jolene Carriebosse Fletcher Montague the First's name. People have decided to be #asses and point out that her second middle name Olivia is close to the name of a certain person in the west end which is not at all the case so just #letitgo

#notlikeothernames

 

[MistyWindows]

It was me that asked! I did then later see her say "I'm sorry" re not researching the Hawaiian tourism issues. So whilst an actual legit apology, I can't say I believe her. She definitely knew

Yeah I saw it too. It definitely screams ‘I don’t want any hassle’ and not a genuine apology.

 

[Smokingeggs]

Bless them 🫠