Carrie Hope Fletcher #82 The Honeymoaners

[awkwardjellyfish]

CHF #83: What’sOnStage? Not Carrie, for much longer!

 

[Sunshineandrainbows112233]

haaaaaahaha he never fails to deliver.

 

[Lilu22]

Tell me you’re desperate for a WOS Award without saying you’re desperate!

 

[nymeria]

I missed the whole 'stranded in Paris,. What happened?

It is, personally, one of Joel’s finest works. The entitlement. The delivery. The lack of common sense. It has it all. Just very difficult to top.

 

[swedishchef123]

Majorly cringing at the fact that Joel got a fake tribal tattoo

 

[cluel3ss]

STRANDED!!! IN UNFAIR AWARDS NOMINATIONS!!!! THE CAPTIAL OF HUGE EYE ROLLS!!!!

Stand down WOS!!!!! Joel is defending his wife in this massive injustice!!

 

[PiefaceG]

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haaaaaahaha he never fails to deliver.

He's a total caricature of himself. I genuinely thought this was a joke photoshop job from a tattler

Big dumb babies both of them. God help that poor child on the way.

 

[Accionoodles]

She's literally on her honeymoon on supposedly the holiday of a lifetime with her new husband who she's supposedly in love with. And all she's doing is throwing a tantrum over the fact that she can't be nominated for a reward.

The "vote Once" story grated on me too. No please, no thank you. Just demanding.

Don’t care how I WANT IT NOWWWW!!!!!!!!

 

[Lilykins]

she’s right about the big at least.

 

[Pazc]

My favourite part of the Stranded in Paris débacle was that they specifically travelled to the airport "to see what we can do" as if the person at the desk is gonna be like "I can see you're very upset, I'll have a word with the clouds!"

 

[Realitybites]

This is all I can see when I see pictures of Joel.

 

[Mark81]

Carries thirst for a WOS award reeks of the same desperation that Joel had for Carrie

 

[nymeria]

I’m sorry but I’m very bored in a very slow 12-hour shift and I’m losing my shit right now. The way she’s resting her hand on Joel’s belly makes it look like HE is the gorgeous soon-to-be-mummy .

 

[leaveiton]

Love how she's continuing with the 7 days angle, she knew about the concert for months. She could easily have practiced piano/got lessons and worked on a Czech accent in that time. It's not like it was a mystery show cobbled together in a week.

 

[allthemyths]

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Enjoy some exclusive photos from Carrie's super secret folder on her iPhone called "My honeymoon with Oliver Ormson " (thank me later for my incredible photoshop hacking skills):

 

[Mark81]

Shame she didn't have those thoughts when she barged past my disabled mum and I in disneyland paris in 2019

 

[Pistachiyo]

Imagine them going on holiday with a baby. The tantrums and meltdowns...and that's just from Carrie and Joel

This is an OUTRAGE!!!! Heathrow have REFUSED to lend us a free pushchair for Mathilda Mapple Montague and now claim we need to pay EXTRA to fly it to Disney!!!!! This is discrimination!!!!!!!!!!!! We've just also been informed that we need to "buy an extra ticket" for my little girl which is idiotic because she's not even on a seat she's in her mother, west end superstar Carrie Hope Fletcher's arms for the trip!!!!! Pay the dividends @britishairways!!!!!!! WAY TO RUIN OUR DAUGHTERS FIRST TRIP TO DISNEY #outraged #customerexperience #thisisstupid #girldad #pride

 

[Gally11]

Is Carrie serious?

"If you isolate the Palladium from the 20 other stops I did in my tour, then the Palladium becomes a one-off event and therefore eligible for the award".

My freaking goldfish shows a higher IQ.

 

[apples38]

Also: I think she really may have scored an own goal on this tantrum...

 

[apples38]

Hahahaha how silly of me to think Joel might be professional