Joel heās not gonna shag you mate - calm downNo Neck fan girling his brother-in-law again by reposting stories that have nothing to do with him while still making everything about him and his wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also your very sad wedding already happened in Gretna Green!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nice to know she's making an effort to look nice with her holey tights. Bloody hell. Has she just... given up?
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I WANT the talent to be in front of a 40 piece band and wearing a dress I could never afford. I want to be wowed for my money, not shouted and screamed at by a Tim Burton movie extra!!!!!
Sorry but what?? Why on earth would anybody whoās paid to go to a theatrical concert be intimidated that the performer is wearing an expensive dress?? Seems like itās just a massive cop-outāto claim sheās trying to be ārelatableā rather than sloppy 
Carrie is so !!!NOT!!! like other girls that She will wear clothes with holes in it because she is cool and relaxed... unlike those other girls who... would groom themselves and want to look nice for a show? Where people are gonna PAY to see them? Lol
Trolling aside, I don't get her thing lately with being sloppy or unprepared (as she pointed out on her subscriber post saying Joel and her never sang together besides car karaoke) masked as relatability. It is not it, chief, at all
Trolling aside, I don't get her thing lately with being sloppy or unprepared (as she pointed out on her subscriber post saying Joel and her never sang together besides car karaoke) masked as relatability. It is not it, chief, at all
Yesā¦ but not in the way you think 
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Maybe she canāt get a #spon #gifted pair so just doesnāt buy them
I don't understand, why wouldn't you want to wear something you feel amazing, beautiful and confident in?
If she wants it to be chill and relaxed, why not put on one intimate show and be done with it š«£
Exactly! I never really buy myself clothes but if I announced a tour like that I'd see it as an excuse/opportunity to splurge on some new outfits or something. Or at least one pair of tightsI don't understand, why wouldn't you want to wear something you feel amazing, beautiful and confident in?
If she wants it to be chill and relaxed, why not put on one intimate show and be done with it š«£
She might as well just come out in pyjamas if this is her mindset.
Iām still catching up through the thread but just wanted to add this catchy byline for their insta:
Weāre the Problematic, Monochromatic Montaguewws
Weāre the Problematic, Monochromatic Montaguewws
Iām
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Not for the eleventy billionth time this week am I shaking my head.
theatre is meant to be glamorous.
no one would be āintimidatedā if you dressed up. Patronising much?
Lets see how long it takes before she makes paul o gradys sudden passing about her?!?!
Celinde looks amazing!!! What a dress
. Love an orchestra as well. It must be amazing to sing with one if you can sing I think Carrie is uncomfortable in her body at the mo, she is dressing very strangely and unflatteringly. She wouldn't want to wear that sort of dress at the moment but instead of being honest is trying to be a pick me, I'm not like other girls.
All you need to do is hire a stylist no? She has the funds to do so. Ffs, make a day of it! Day out in London with a personal stylist choosing pretty clothes for a tour. Sounds great tbhCelinde looks amazing!!! What a dress
I think Carrie is uncomfortable in her body at the mo, she is dressing very strangely and unflatteringly. She wouldn't want to wear that sort of dress at the moment but instead of being honest is trying to be a pick me, I'm not like other girls.
Itās like sheās tying to pull a Sarah Millican without having half the talent of Sarah! (If you have not heard of her, Millican is a comedian.) Sarah gets her dresses from some upper end high street shops- thereās a phase 8 dress in my wardrobe that Iāve seen Sarah wear on tv- but then also wears slippers with the dresses when sheās on tour. She stands the whole time so I understand the want to wear a nice outfit with comfy shoes.
Sarahās outfits can be a bit hit or miss but generally she looks lovely and knows how to style her body- Carrie looks like a child thatās gotten in to a dressing up box and just mix and matches everythingā¦ tbh I think thatās offensive to kids because even when my niece and nephew get dressed they still look more fashionable than I do
Attached is a pic of Sarah for her new tour and I absolutely love the dress! I might be biased because Iām a little bit in love with her!
Though it is completely obvious that Carrieās style icon is Helena Bonham Carter-
letter to Carrie, there is only one Helena Bonham Carter and even she looks like a bag lady every so often, at least Helena knows when to dress up!
Iāve also attached some of my favourite Helena red carpet looks plus one candid where I donāt have a clue what is going on!
padded a picture of Sarah wearing her slippers
Sarahās outfits can be a bit hit or miss but generally she looks lovely and knows how to style her body- Carrie looks like a child thatās gotten in to a dressing up box and just mix and matches everythingā¦ tbh I think thatās offensive to kids because even when my niece and nephew get dressed they still look more fashionable than I do
Attached is a pic of Sarah for her new tour and I absolutely love the dress! I might be biased because Iām a little bit in love with her!
Though it is completely obvious that Carrieās style icon is Helena Bonham Carter-
letter to Carrie, there is only one Helena Bonham Carter and even she looks like a bag lady every so often, at least Helena knows when to dress up!
Iāve also attached some of my favourite Helena red carpet looks plus one candid where I donāt have a clue what is going on!
padded a picture of Sarah wearing her slippers
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