Carrie Hope Fletcher #60 Eloped before family could intervene, then had cheese & onion sandwich in the canteen

[Sanctified]

I’m really sorry if this has already been posted but I don’t have time right now to go through the last thread.

(TLDR: Joel’s mum was apparently given the wedding deets by a psychic)

Exclusive: Carrie Hope Fletcher reveals spooky event that almost exposed secret wedding

The Cinderella actress and the Hamilton star eloped to Scotland

www.hellomagazine.com

Imagine finding out your son was getting married from a psychic because he didn't respect you enough to tell you himself

 

[apples38]

CHF #61: Woop-woop, that's the sound of da police

 

[somuchforsummerlove]

Why is Rome in all caps?? Please tell me he was about to say “ROME!!!! THE CAPTIAL OF ITALY”

 

[bristolbristol]

Her parents are joining them on their honeymoon!! They can’t even do that alone

 

[bristolbristol]

The fact she just FORGOT to do the accent is really something else

 

[apples38]

How did we not think to include "parents join the honeymoon" on bingo
Rookie mistake guys. We need to reflect and do better

 

[n9037]

I bet Joel gives the slopiest oral

I think I'm going to encase my vagina in titanium underwear covered in lead and topped with cement. Just in case.

 

[Fillyjonk]

First of all, I demand you pay the dividends for the hurt this mental image has cost!!!!

Secondly... I bet he is just down there sucking on her thigh while she's scrolling through twitter and tattle, responding to the latest qna while unenthusiasticaly going "ah yes, that's the spot" and sighing loudly.

STRANDED!!! IN CARRIE'S ORANGE BUSH!!! THE CAPTIAL OF THE CLITTORIS!!!

 

[Maryalice]

Just posting so it wouldn’t be missed in new thread. It’s the funniest thing this morning

 

[TheCheeseFairy]

So I've just been filling my husband in (we were together for 15 years before we got married, not 15 minutes) about everything as he was invested in Joelmas!

His reaction....."I wonder who married them....Craig David?!" I'm in tears here and cannot get the image of Craig David singing his way through the service....."you DMed this girl on Monday, set up a date on Tuesday, moved into her house on Wednesday...."

 

[Pistachiyo]

Tbh if someone showed up at her house it's probably just that they're looking for a place to sleep and heard that she takes in strays (whether they're human or feline).

 

[earlgrey]

So after saying people have been showing up at her house and involving the police, she is now announcing to the world exactly when she is going away on holiday. Some people just cannot be helped.

 

[Fillyjonk]

What I find really weird about him moving straight away is her claim that she needed somebody to look after Edgar when she wasn't there. So she was happy to let some rando she's known five minutes be alone in her home? She could have got robbed, conned, come home to find Edgar in a stew on the stove etc.

He definitely, 100% went through her stuff. Probably had a good sniff of her knickers.

 

[thisiscat]

For everyone who missed out on STRANDED!!!!

Why does this just get funnier?

 

[Carrieisabadwriter]

I bet Joel gives the slopiest oral

 

[Sanctified]

She’s finally said it…

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Quick! Someone get the bingo card. There's at least a couple here right? And whoever suggested her step count was spot on

Also, I think she looks pretty here

 

[Hurrem]

She’s finally said it…

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I think this might be the first nice photo I see of them where they are smiling. They look like a good fit here.

 

[JustRelax]

They should take pictures like that more often.

 

[Lilu22]

Gone are the days of potential Olivier Award nominations, it’s all about the panto awards

 

[Lilykins]

Nothing says cock block than parents joining you on your honeymoon/first holiday as a married couple you’d think they’d want time alone considering her house is air bnb to the west end.