Pistachiyo
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I am proud to present THE MONTAGEEWS GO TO ITALY BINGO CARD!!!!!!!
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AaronPurrSir
Active member
My vagina just made the Windows shutdown noise.
snowfairy17
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i love when she writes things like “stay mad” because 1) I can’t imagine her actually saying it and 2) she’s the most pressed out of everyone involved hahahaha
I know it’s early but I have a thread title suggestion, probably already been suggested but it would be fun
Carrie Hope Fletcher #61 Tom Fletcher’s Sister
I know it’s early but I have a thread title suggestion, probably already been suggested but it would be fun
Carrie Hope Fletcher #61 Tom Fletcher’s Sister
whataboutit
Active member
Her ‘fave grotesque’ 
fishbonewhack
Member
Do you think Joel yells CARRIE I AM IN YOU!!!! when theyre doing the deed?
Pistachiyo
VIP Member
*Scribbles furiously* Get ... Cheese and onion... Sandwiches... In the canteen... For lunch!
cathasach
Member
Holy shit. I only come on here sporadically and every time I do there’s so much new fuckery to digest.
I made and posted this stupid picture in May last year. Can’t believe that NINE MONTHS LATER they legitimately got married and sold the photos to Hello.
If only she looked as happy in the real version as she does in the mock-up. Yiiiikes.
I made and posted this stupid picture in May last year. Can’t believe that NINE MONTHS LATER they legitimately got married and sold the photos to Hello.
If only she looked as happy in the real version as she does in the mock-up. Yiiiikes.
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Pistachiyo
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Hi guys, my gorgeous wife and I are dealing with a lot right now!!!!! Could you please suggest any LAWYERS in the comments please??? But ONLY professionals that HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT!!!!! We're going through a lot right now thanks to knobs online. Bit sad really. Anyway!!!! Please tag any LAWYERS you know!!!!! Also we're setting up a GoFundMe to cover the expenses!!!!! We just want to live laugh love in our swamp full of clutter!!!!
Mark81
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Credit @TheCheeseFairySo I've just been filling my husband in (we were together for 15 years before we got married, not 15 minutes) about everything as he was invested in Joelmas!
His reaction....."I wonder who married them....Craig David?!" I'm in tears here and cannot get the image of Craig David singing his way through the service....."you DMed this girl on Monday, set up a date on Tuesday, moved into her house on Wednesday...."
Carrie Hope Fletcher #61 - DMed on Monday, dated on Tuesday, moved in Wednesday, married Thursday, ranted Friday, Saturday, Sunday
EdgarHopeFletcher
Member
I am weak, in the queue for Bake Off and we're talking about the Montagues and who pops into the queue with us? Only Joel himself
londongirl2001
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Carrie Exclusive:
„A lot has been going on lately, with me getting married, having to report multiple people to the police, being at the receiving end of heinous negativity - all while setting into life as a married woman. So tonight I had a bit of a moment when I momentarily struggled with the very difficult to master Czech accent. I know it was only for a few seconds but I have already seen comments on this. I am only human and I am my own worst critic - I worked very hard for this show and I did expect my nerves to get the better of me, in front of a crowd of several thousands no less! I hope all of those who came to the show enjoyed it - the chemistry between myself and Jamie alone was worth the ticket, wasn’t it? xx“
Alice_Taylorx
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sewgoodemily
Member
Completely off topic, but one of my irl friends is apparently a lurker on this thread (I had no idea!) and saw my last post and knew it was me 
We've been shit talking Joel and Carrie ever since and I'm so delighted Hi, bestie!!! 
We've been shit talking Joel and Carrie ever since and I'm so delighted Hi, bestie!!! 
Fillyjonk
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STRANDED!!! WITHOUT A LAWYER!!! THE CAPTIAL OF JUTSICE!!!!