It’s alarming how out of breath he is just sitting down.Still pretending like it wasn't him or Debbie that ran, RAN to the Daily Mail to get the story published
Hey ho mate, hey ho.
Yeah Joel needs to stick it into his Mr and Mrs Montague scrapbook of loveSo did anyone see if the engagement was in the actual paper?
Surprised he didn't preemptively get it printed and put on a cake for the engagement partyYeah Joel needs to stick it into his Mr and Mrs Montague scrapbook of love
I stopped reading at page 5 there are now 25... guess I'm gonna leave the dishes and read the rest of the thread tonightWent to bed at half 9 last night and woke up to a whole new thread! Part of me wondered if I’d fever dreamt the engagement but no
His body language is so OFF.Still pretending like it wasn't him or Debbie that ran, RAN to the Daily Mail to get the story published
Hey ho mate, hey ho.
I’m posting for the first time because this link is what I’ve been thinking about all day. If he could, he clearly would. Unfortunately in her current state, I think Carrie might have similar views to Olivia Wilde’s character.Has anyone on here seen Don’t Worry Darling? You damn well know Joel would have Carrie in the Victory project…
Okay I bought a better lego set for my brothers birthday last year. This is just sad
Honestly the way he goes on you’d think Carrie had gone to Iraq for 12 months not Orlando for 2 weeksI have so much to say about this but everyone has articulated it so much better than me.
Joel is a fucking weirdo wet fart of a man. Such incel vibes. It’s not even the speed their relationship has gone at, it’s the performative nature of it all and those nauseating videos. How can he be 35 and crying on an Instagram feel about a Disney Lego set?!
How can they possibly be ready to get married when they can’t even cope with the “challenge” of being apart for not even a fortnight?!
The part where he said “you don’t understand” like nobody else has ever missed their partnerrighty ho!!
Hyped for when he opens more tat, and it turns out to be a bunch of shit she found in a dash around Tesco.Okay I bought a better lego set for my brothers birthday last year. This is just sad
I feel like it's just going to be a bunch of random stocking-fillers... Cadburys chocolate, Lynx bodywash, pair of socks...Hyped for when he opens more tat, and it turns out to be a bunch of shit she found in a dash around Tesco.
Pack of 20 "thanks" cards, check.
Deliveroo voucher, check.
Crappy tiny Lego box, check.
Place your bets on what's next. A blu-ray of a film to keep him company? A box of sweets? A picture frame to put an engagement photo in? You know, the kind of shit down the gifts aisle at the supermarket.
The last one being a positive pregnancy testHyped for when he opens more tat, and it turns out to be a bunch of shit she found in a dash around Tesco.
Pack of 20 "thanks" cards, check.
Deliveroo voucher, check.
Crappy tiny Lego box, check.
Place your bets on what's next. A blu-ray of a film to keep him company? A box of sweets? A picture frame to put an engagement photo in? You know, the kind of shit down the gifts aisle at the supermarket.
I know that but it's the Fletcher way that is what I am saying and it's the way Carrie thinks. I am a therapist and if you read between things and look at what she has said in the past it's how she sees thingsSorry but how do you know?Just because someone has kids doesn't mean they think everyone else should to be successful.
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