I came here purely because their grid posts make me wanna vom enough but I just had to go look at the reel.
Someone pass the bleach
Someone pass the bleach
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Her agent, Helen Clarkson is pretty “enabling” of the unprofessional behaviour from what I’ve seen in the past. E.g liking and supportively commenting on posts that the rest of us have thought WTF about.
Also her expression is giving ^ vibes
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I imagine she asked him multiple times "why are you filming?" and he responded "for a reel, don't worry" but if that were me, I'd be straight out of there. Joel, she's still your girlfriend offline and IRL. You don't need to post cringier tit than a 13 year old's diary all over your socials.
So just to sum up Carrie and Joel’s social media over the past week:
• 25 grid posts
• 12 of them being videos/reels
• Joel’s arse crack
• Promotion of Carrie’s children’s novel
• Carrie’s bare arse
• Reposting their coworkers
• Carrie and Joel snogging
• Joel in neon speedos
• Raising donations for a friend with cancer(!?)
• More snogging
• Cats
• Arguing with strangers online
• Bikini pics
• Promotion of Carrie’s new role in a pantomime
• S N O G G I N G
Did I miss anything??
• 25 grid posts
• 12 of them being videos/reels
• Joel’s arse crack
• Promotion of Carrie’s children’s novel
• Carrie’s bare arse
• Reposting their coworkers
• Carrie and Joel snogging
• Joel in neon speedos
• Raising donations for a friend with cancer(!?)
• More snogging
• Cats
• Arguing with strangers online
• Bikini pics
• Promotion of Carrie’s new role in a pantomime
• S N O G G I N G
Did I miss anything??
This is my favourite of the lot, just because "the good part" lines up with Joel showing off his speedos 
Her family and whatever friends she has left need to stage an intervention at this point. Also, she doesnt look happy in any shot with him in it. Like, sure, she's smiling, but her eyes are dead (like the commenter mentioned above with the stock photo).
I am wondering if part of Joel's plan is to fill his social media with her presence, and influence Carrie to fill her social media with him, in order to make it super awkward if she even considers breaking up with him. Break-ups are rough as it is, and can be a tough thing to instigate, but having to answer the constant "oh i thought you were soulmates" comments or "what happened to Joel" is likely to make her go "ughr, i guess ill stay here, at least he is into me i guess" in order to avoid situations like that. But those are just my thoughts, could be entirely off-base.
I am wondering if part of Joel's plan is to fill his social media with her presence, and influence Carrie to fill her social media with him, in order to make it super awkward if she even considers breaking up with him. Break-ups are rough as it is, and can be a tough thing to instigate, but having to answer the constant "oh i thought you were soulmates" comments or "what happened to Joel" is likely to make her go "ughr, i guess ill stay here, at least he is into me i guess" in order to avoid situations like that. But those are just my thoughts, could be entirely off-base.
How long after the cancer post did they continue to post soppy holiday snogging posts? It's disrespectful to say 'pls help, my friend has cancer' then immediately post a barrage of photos saying how they're living their best lives whilst eating each others faces off.
My thought on that (in general to your point, not to you!) is that while she might write for that audience, it isn’t her job to parent anyone’s children. Kids shouldn’t be on social media anyway/ parents should be monitoring their kids’ online activity. Just my thoughts anyway
That reel thouthere relationship strikes me as werid that reel is something a thirteen year old would make to dj cammy back in the day
Yeah I get that and definitely agree. I just wasn't sure on the stance of the companies for these kind of things!My thought on that (in general to your point, not to you!) is that while she might write for that audience, it isn’t her job to parent anyone’s children. Kids shouldn’t be on social media anyway/ parents should be monitoring their kids’ online activity. Just my thoughts anyway
lmao we need a windows movie maker version of this. Transitions and everything.That reel thou
Well, in my opinion, the nude photo wasn't awful, really. I mean, I wouldn't post that myself, but I thought it was classy and tasteful, and other cultures don't categorise all nudity as shameful and associated only with sex (as it seem the UK and US do more of). In my country, nudity is considered natural, and bodies are bodies - not to the point of walking around naked, obviously, but getting changed in changing rooms or being naked in a sauna is normal and no one bats an eye. And it's not considered harmful for kids to see naked bodies. It's just....life and sometimes people are naked. It's not a huge shameful thing. So I didn't mind her photo, and in my opinion, parents of children who read her books or want to go to the panto shouldn't be aghast or scandalised by it^^
Looking at pictures of Carrie and Joel makes me worry about Carrie. It might just be me but she doesn't look happy. I worry that she is only in this relationship because she feels like she has to be. I honestly hope she gets out before it's too late to get out because Joel is just creepy
When you see it listed like that!
they really need to chill the F out!! I'm lucky if hit 25 grid posts a year!!
She doesn't know how to be single!! It's a shame really!
I still truly beleive she entered this relationship as a rebound and it will blow up spectacularly in their faces!
Omg now that’s a flash back I didn’t needThat reel thou
I don’t even post 25 times a year
Genuinely has killed my sex drive dead.
The problem that Carrie faced now is that she has been saying that Joel is her soulmate and that it feels so different this time. She is so in love. So now she can't break up with him because everyone will flood to her saying but you said this and you said that.
So now she is stuck with him and we all know that creepy man baby Joel won't dump her.
She now she has dug herself into a hole and is in way to deep to get out again
So now she is stuck with him and we all know that creepy man baby Joel won't dump her.
She now she has dug herself into a hole and is in way to deep to get out again
I’m sorry but why on earth is a 35 year old posting a video of him kissing his girlfriend on what is essentially his work instagram account?! Surely SOMEONE in either of their families is going to hold an intervention soon…
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