Caroline Stanbury #6 Real Housewives of Dubai

[npadcr]

Back from a weeks free holiday. You would think they would have so much to sort out but nope here they are straight into freebie town at Caroline‘s Glasshouse. Just look at Manchild, like a bloody cling on. Wherever she goes so does he. Where are his meetings? Why aren’t they straight over to the builders checking where they are upto? No…. Straight for a free pedi and ooh a massage , not had one for two days. I really cannot understand how her brain works. She puts no effort into anything. Not a foot out of bed n texting Michael to get her a drink. So so bloody rude. It’s all fun in the beginning, let’s see how their rudeness and demands play out
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Oh look the freaks from the traveling circus are back and getting a pedicure! What is really starting to get to me is how they love to take pictures of staff waiting on them - literally hand and foot! Obviously, this unemployed freeloader thinks he is entitled to have every amenity that she gets. I am trying to figure out what was so wrong with Cem that she though hooking up with this freeloader was a better option.

Welcome back Michael posted these pics last night, sounding creepily excited to have her there - but that could have been mixed with fear - I've always sensed he was a little terrified of her!
The guy who made that remark is a US plastic surgeon, he specialises in tummies and boobs. Often wondered why he hasn't done her weird stomach.

Wow, this room is a down grade from what they have been used to living in. They are used to big king size beds with down comforters and big fluffy pillows-after all they spend the majority of their waking moments in bed! Oh, how the might have fallen. I guess this poor lad was the only person that would take them in because this isn't their style!

She thinks it's banter, she comes across so rude and she isn't sorry for it either. Where is her gratitude for Michael taking on all of her crap? Alongside Michael and Caroline Manchild seems even more of a brat.
What man wants to follow his wife everywhere, I think he is scared he is missing out on a freebie and its also more crap for him to put on the gram. I would love to know what happened at the end of their beauty package, do you think they tipped anyone or just waved and left?

Barbielip's text with her obnoxious banter is just trying to normalize a situation where everyone sees how desperate she has become. In fact, at one point this DubaiMiquel was like the CEO of Cosmesure which would make him her employer, right? So she actually is living off of a former employer? Wow, good job Sergayo- you really know how to take care of your wife!

 

[wanderingrose]

No more freebies from cosmesurge now that miguel has left

 

[Jennyblonde]

Looks like Michael has found a new job, filming her and trying to sound amusing 🥱
not like IQ28 to relinquish his duties. He must be off somewhere with his scammer buddies.

 

[wanderingrose]

Looks like Michael has found a new job, filming her and trying to sound amusing 🥱
not like IQ28 to relinquish his duties. He must be off somewhere with his scammer buddies.

Oh he was in the other room having a treatment! Do you really thibk he would miss an opportunity for a freebie?

In other news their house being built looks like a construction site and is still around 4months away from being completed....poor miguel will be housing these bums for all this time

 

[Pradalova]

I stay with my friend in Al Barari when I visit Dubai. Its nice but its 20 mins outside Dubai. Caroline has a semi detached in a housing development. Now there is NOTHING wrong with that considering you have no job and an unemployed husband who is basically your driver, but dont try and sell it like its Emirates Hills or something (where the houses are unique). Meanwhile, Sophie continues to live her best life! I still remember her lecturing Sophie on a podcast to meet someone...she sure did!

 

[Jennyblonde]

Oh he was in the other room having a treatment! Do you really thibk he would miss an opportunity for a freebie?

In other news their house being built looks like a construction site and is still around 4months away from being completed....poor miguel will be housing these bums for all this time

Michael seems to spend his time between Dubai and Texas, I wonder will he be off soon and leave them to their own devices? Can you imagine the three of them vying fir the bathroom mirror in the mornings!

 

[Joan on Third]

So I see that CS has totally taken over Michael's house : a spray tan in his bedroom wtf?? HIS bedroom! Now she's doing her blow-dry by Samir in Michael's living room along with IQ28 sitting at the dining table with her assistant (assistant of what, to do what seriously) and poor Michael just has to find an other option and vacate the premises.
They really have no shame those 2 taking advantage of him. At what point is Michael going to say enough of this crap, go find a place to stay. He's really just a wimp in the end.
It's Monday and she's already getting treatments for the "red carpet" (her words) to go see Beyonce this weekend. Does she think she's the star of that event? Tons of people in Dubai have been invited because it's for the opening of the new resort and they hired Beyonce to inaugurate it. It's not like it's a private concert and the 2 morons are exclusive jeez. Now all week, it's going to be their highlight because they have nothing going on in their Lives.
This morning she was at a dress designer's work shop finding a dress. Problem is that no matter what she will choose, she will still end up looking like a cheap Vegas street hoe because she just can't get into looking classy and elegant ever. I have yet to see her looking classy since she's been with IQ. Gone are the London days where she had a minimum of decorum and style.
Boy did Cem dodge a bullet.. CS and IQ are just the laugh of the town now.

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

So I see that CS has totally taken over Michael's house : a spray tan in his bedroom wtf?? HIS bedroom! Now she's doing her blow-dry by Samir in Michael's living room along with IQ28 sitting at the dining table with her assistant (assistant of what, to do what seriously) and poor Michael just has to find an other option and vacate the premises.
They really have no shame those 2 taking advantage of him. At what point is Michael going to say enough of this crap, go find a place to stay. He's really just a wimp in the end.
It's Monday and she's already getting treatments for the "red carpet" (her words) to go see Beyonce this weekend. Does she think she's the star of that event? Tons of people in Dubai have been invited because it's for the opening of the new resort and they hired Beyonce to inaugurate it. It's not like it's a private concert and the 2 morons are exclusive jeez. Now all week, it's going to be their highlight because they have nothing going on in their Lives.
This morning she was at a dress designer's work shop finding a dress. Problem is that no matter what she will choose, she will still end up looking like a cheap Vegas street hoe because she just can't get into looking classy and elegant ever. I have yet to see her looking classy since she's been with IQ. Gone are the London days where she had a minimum of decorum and style.
Boy did Cem dodge a bullet.. CS and IQ are just the laugh of the town now.

Should we guess what she will wear? I'll go first. Micro mini dress with ruche detail with some strategically placed cut out sections to reveal as much cleavage as possible.

 

[hellokittymermaid]

They make me laugh, she was promoting a new account called Stanbury_home on insta about her new house. A couple of hours later and it’s now called The Carralos home. Hahaha!

 

[Pilatesgirl]

They make me laugh, she was promoting a new account called Stanbury_home on insta about her new house. A couple of hours later and it’s now called The Carralos home. Hahaha!

Yes I saw that last night too. She obviously sees this very much all her!!!

Although I think more people would recognise Stanbury than Carrolo.

 

[Joan on Third]

Yes I saw that last night too. She obviously sees this very much all her!!!

Although I think more people would recognise Stanbury than Carrolo.

Probably IQ threw a hissy fit because it made him look bad. Look IQ, everyone knows very well you didn't put one cent in that house so sit back down.

 

[Jennyblonde]

Should we guess what she will wear? I'll go first. Micro mini dress with ruche detail with some strategically placed cut out sections to reveal as much cleavage as possible.

He'll be in that ill-fitting navy tux or that white "man from Del Monte" suit, his hair slicked back, looking like her pimp!

 

[npadcr]

No more freebies from cosmesurge now that miguel has left

You can sure tell can't you! She looks like the bride of chuckie! And that low life that she hooked up with looks sloppy and unkempt. I guess he is too lazy to shave or is still trying to find someone to cut his hair. So her former employer who was a friend and made her the spokesperson of that dreaded place where she probably drove to bankrupcy for all the free stuff she took from them- is now housing them because they can't afford anyplace and no one an ounce of decency would let this traveling circus in their homes. This Dubai guy look actually scary with his plastic face that doesn't move. Speaks volumes to this guy if he thinks its okay to have her and her mnions take over his home for months at a time. LOSER~

 

[npadcr]

They make me laugh, she was promoting a new account called Stanbury_home on insta about her new house. A couple of hours later and it’s now called The Carralos home. Hahaha!

It goes to show how out of touch with reality these two are. Most mom with 3 children would not be posting instagram photos of her taking over her friend's home and being arrogant while she doing it. You can't be kind or show kindness to these two as they will take advantage of everything and everyone the know. Her building site is no closer to being finished and there are a few reasons for this. They have either run out of money and can't move any further with the constructions or this is such a cheap build that the developers are only working on it when they are finished with the mega mansions and can fit it in. I have no idea why anyone would think it is cool to follow updates on her cheap townhouse. They still have no walls up and most rooms are still not framed in.

He'll be in that ill-fitting navy tux or that white "man from Del Monte" suit, his hair slicked back, looking like her pimp!

Oh, how perfectly you have described the outfits on these two I am dying with the Del Monte suit remark- that is spot on. He is just so gross and comes from middle class status but insist in spinning this web of lies that he has money and dresses fashionable. I have seen his wardrobe so many times. This fraudster hasn't purchased anything new - anything new that this freak wear you can guarantee it is a freebie.

 

[Honestmutha]

It goes to show how out of touch with reality these two are. Most mom with 3 children would not be posting instagram photos of her taking over her friend's home and being arrogant while she doing it. You can't be kind or show kindness to these two as they will take advantage of everything and everyone the know. Her building site is no closer to being finished and there are a few reasons for this. They have either run out of money and can't move any further with the constructions or this is such a cheap build that the developers are only working on it when they are finished with the mega mansions and can fit it in. I have no idea why anyone would think it is cool to follow updates on her cheap townhouse. They still have no walls up and most rooms are still not framed in.


Oh, how perfectly you have described the outfits on these two I am dying with the Del Monte suit remark- that is spot on. He is just so gross and comes from middle class status but insist in spinning this web of lies that he has money and dresses fashionable. I have seen his wardrobe so many times. This fraudster hasn't purchased anything new - anything new that this freak wear you can guarantee it is a freebie.

I noticed from their story on Instagram their home seems to be the only one not finished, the other homes next door all seem completed.

 

[Joan on Third]

I noticed from their story on Instagram their home seems to be the only one not finished, the other homes next door all seem completed.

My guess is she is not paying fast enough or has backed up bills. Doesn't make any sense that there are 2 or 3 people working there when in the beginning you would see a dozen or more.
My goodness some of the comments on their new Instagram house account.. Clearly we are not alone once again

 

[SFV]

I haven't looked at their Insta, so not sure about the house progress, but that is unusual their house is unfinished and their neighbours are done. Those are cookie cutter houses, they go up en-masse, it's not an individual build. Maybe their interior modifications may delay things, but the exterior, at least, should be completed if others are.

 

[npadcr]

Michael seems to spend his time between Dubai and Texas, I wonder will he be off soon and leave them to their own devices? Can you imagine the three of them vying fir the bathroom mirror in the mornings!

I am pretty sure back in the days when she was doing LOL married to Cem and living the high life-she wouldn't have given this guy Michael the time of day. Fast forward to her traveling circus life today and she is now camped in his small guest room with a host of hanger ons to include her lazy, unemployed husband. What in the world do these 3 nutjobs have in common? It's clear that she didn't get a free hotel or home to stay in because she for sure wouldn't be living with this guy.

I haven't looked at their Insta, so not sure about the house progress, but that is unusual their house is unfinished and their neighbours are done. Those are cookie cutter houses, they go up en-masse, it's not an individual build. Maybe their interior modifications may delay things, but the exterior, at least, should be completed if others are.

Absolutely, these are cookie cutter mass produced townhomes. You can't even put Nina's home in the same category as what these two are having built. My husband's family are builders here in the states and I can tell you firsthand- townhomes are thrown up in record time. Most of them are done quickly and aren't the best quality craftmanship. There is such a huge difference between a builder that is working on Nina's home and a crew working on this townhouse. This townhome could have been completed 6 months ago so either they ran out of money or these builders are working on custom homes where the real money is. As much as Barbielips and Sergayo want us all to believe this is a huge custom home the reality is that it is a attached home and not a priority for the builder. Either they have run out of money or the builder is not making it a priority.

 

[Jennyblonde]

Ready in three weeks!!!! What planet is this idiot on
Notice how she says "my home"!

 

[spotonlurker]

Ready in three weeks!!!! What planet is this idiot on
Notice how she says "my home"!

She always says my home she is just so rude why marry him if she isn’t going to include him. She thinks it’s some kind of power trip to say ‘my’ home but it’s demeaning not that I mind as it’s IQ28 but I bet he has some tantrums over it!!