One lie after another here.
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I can smell the desperation from here. She will have pushed this to try to get him earning some money. Also, they are that dim that they think by Can promoting him they will get even more freebies. Not sure what he has to offer regarding promotion as he can barely string a sentence together
The comments already saying what we say !! Unless one of us is tattling on there !I can smell the desperation from here. She will have pushed this to try to get him earning some money. Also, they are that dim that they think by Can promoting him they will get even more freebies. Not sure what he has to offer regarding promotion as he can barely string a sentence together
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He spends enough time prancing around with no top on he wouldn't have to rehearse too much before doing the film clip.
Just had a horrible thought! This time next year they'll have split or ITVb will give them their own show
Caveat: I'm on my second glass of Prosecco at the hair salon so I could be way off the mark.....but!! 
Caveat: I'm on my second glass of Prosecco at the hair salon so I could be way off the mark.....but!! Oh look- we got tan hooker barbie today! What is Sergayo trying to do - make her look Latin? They must have run out of tanning companies that they swindled into doing it for free advertisement and decided to do it themselves with that good old self tanning stuff in a jar!! Nothing says "total mess" more then a middle aged women wearing long blonde extensions and a cheap tan. So she went from the typical soccer mom when she was with Cem to hooker barbie with Dirty Juan.Omg … this tan …classy …
They must be very busy at their jobs to be able to drop everything and go on holiday again
It laughable to even see those lies in print. Just what type of work do they actually have in mind for this fool. Would have been more profitable if he partenered with a escort agency. This grifter is not only unable to write a complete sentence without mistakes but he has no previous work experience unless you give him credit for being swindling!
Oh they would love to hang with the Shojahee's! That couple have serious money but she works right along with her husband. They are exactly what I call a power couple. Work hard and play hard. I enjoy watching her posts on the gram but I do think she gets alot of jealous people who can be really nasty and jealous of her.
Oh dear I need a strong drink and an hour long therapy to undo the damage of listening to her latest podcast. What's up with her heavy smoker voice and her laying on that british accent like she is reciting Shakespeare! She does this annoying thing and says really, really really 3 times whenever she tries to put emphasis on one of her many lies. If you listened to the podcast you will pick up on it. She sounds idiotic. Barbielips tells us all peasants that they feel the love we have for them. Dirty Juan is now feeling he is going to be around for awhile because she married him. That is why she got married- so he feels he will be around. These two are just made for each other - both are as dumb as a box of rocks. Good old barbielips forced herself to go to Monocco and says this weird thing "old is gold and let things flow" WTF does that even mean? But no worries she is living off her vision board and she has written her first chapter of her book and we are going to learn from her how to live the life she has - lucky us! Isn't she the best to share her secrets on how to completely destroy a perfectly good life. Wait though we get more advice when she says that people that don't want to give her anything (she really did say that) or aren't happy for her and her unemployed husband - should sit in it (what? sit in what) "because it is the poison they swallow themselves" What the hell does that mean I had to stop I could feel my brain cells dying off with each second of listening and I need those cells..................
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The gift that keeps on giving
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I just can’t be bothered with this pair anymore, I look at their accounts occasionally and it’s just the same boring tit over and over again. Absolute pair of pretentious losers trying to remain credible in some way.
Okay, me being the loser that I am had to research what smiling with an open mouth means so of course I googled it! It said you see that type of smile being used by celebrities who want to display looking happy, excited and flirtatious!! I can totally see him looking up pictures of how to smile so that he looks red carpet ready whenever he is out.The gift that keeps on giving
Totally agree but I cant stay away. There is something about these two nutjobs that has me coming back for more!
AWWW, don't beat yourself up to much for having to view the umpeenth million of pictures of this loser with his mouth open. It's just as bad as looking at him with that damn coffee cup in front of him as he walks. I don't think there is one thing this grifter does that we haven't noticed and then picked apart. His clothes are the same as years ago and barbielps is still trying to shove her bloated, leathery body into sizes that are samples for her to wear. Perhaps they can work a side hustle for the upcoming holidayi- she is Santa with the round belly and he is an elf with the open smile and prancing around in tights! Yup, that would be perfect.
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"Totally agree but I can't stay away". i am the same! I am totally mesmerised by the shambles of it all!!! Caroline is so deluded she thinks she has something we are all envious of! her poor kids. Their peers probably have normal ish family lives. Dubai is very family orientated (I lived there for years) and really geared towards kids. Imagine that they see play dates, mums picking up their friends etc. there is so much of that going on there. lots of good families. Awful for them.
The children always look so uncomfortable around him.
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If in reality any of us left our husbands and married 28 year olds…my new husband would get teenager central here. Going to the supermarket 80 times a day, Uber driving them constantly, cleaning our pool, piles of washing and dealing with me going to bed at 8.30pm. The fact that these two “love spontaneity’ and skive off to some island constantly without her children is totally unrealistic. One day her kids will be 18 and be off. Cherish this time.
I totally agree with you but CS thinks we would all love a manchild
. Last day for those two in the Seychelles, tagged into someone’s holiday as per. No doubt they will be desperate for a massage and spray tan as soon as they are back. Manchild will be carrying his cup of coffee round the bedroom with “meetings”. Dogs jumping on the bed. CS laid in bed smoking 20 cigarettes before doing a podcast telling us how to ditch our husbands yada yada yada. Rinse and repeat
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