Caroline Stanbury #5 Real Housewives of Dubai

[Joan on Third]

OK here are some more beauties

On an other note, WHY are they doing an other teeth whitening session? They had one last time they were in NY in late February! I get mine whitened as well but my dentist says it's not good to do it more than once a year..but whatever it's their teeth in the end .
And an other spray tan session?? They both look orange already.. Orange Oompa Loompa as one commentator said

 

[Jennyblonde]

They're so fake

OK here are some more beauties

On an other note, WHY are they doing an other teeth whitening session? They had one last time they were in NY in late February! I get mine whitened as well but my dentist says it's not good to do it more than once a year..but whatever it's their teeth in the end .
And an other spray tan session?? They both look orange already.. Orange Oompa Loompa as one commentator said

Are these comments from the Gruesome Twosome's Instagrams Joan?

 

[npadcr]

OK here are some more beauties

On an other note, WHY are they doing an other teeth whitening session? They had one last time they were in NY in late February! I get mine whitened as well but my dentist says it's not good to do it more than once a year..but whatever it's their teeth in the end .
And an other spray tan session?? They both look orange already.. Orange Oompa Loompa as one commentator said

Great job uncovering these Joan, still don't know how you all are finding them but keep bringing them on. It only took 2 episodes, less than 2 hours of camera time for people to discover what we have been saying for months. It's a good feeling knowing that we weren't crazy with what we were seeing. Rubber lips picked the wrong group of women to act all big and bad. She got away with that nasty, condesending,better than everyone attitude on lol but it certainly isn't going to happen on this show. This show is an absolute disaster. It probably will be only one season but damn it is great to see rubber lips and IQ27 called out on everything we have been saying.

 

[Joan on Third]

Omg... She can't be real to post this picture! It's not macho at all quite the opposite in fact and confirming a bit more his "sexuality" as it's being discussed all over the place on social media! What is she thinking.
Also I think a total lack of respect to use her friends appartment and have this moron lie on the white couch right after a spray tan. OK granted there is a towel but still.. No manners... Just pigs all the way through

 

[npadcr]

Oh this is rich! IQ27 is roasting Chanel Ayan on Twitter for her bad English! What an absolute fool. SC really is coming across as nothing but a lapdog who just follows CS around like a starstruck idiot . It’s quite pathetic actually. And Caroline doesn’t seem to have much of a storyline does she? I mean, other than faffing around aimlessly trying on tacky jewelry with her wrinkly leathery jowls on display. Dubai Miguel and his team have ruined the lower half of her safe, it really doesn’t look right. Too much fat freezing or melting or skin tightening or whatever.
Ayan was on the aftershow with Andy cohen and it is clear that he worships the ground she walks on and wants her to be the breakout star of this franchise. Looks like poor Caro is going to get a bit of a LVP edit and come off looking like a crusty old lying witch.
Did anyone else watch Ayan with Andy? She was EXTRA EXTRA. Like, cool down girl, you don’t need to do all that for attention. I do like her storyline so far, though. Way more interesting than Caro the “socialite” with no education and no manners . Also am liking Sara and Nina although definitely getting the impression that Sara has some skeletons in her background. Internet talking a lot about her affair with some Italian actor last year who was on that really porny show 365 or something like that. Also the way she talks about how her parents were awesome and open and her best friends but that she’s always been a rebel - something is not adding up. (Which is why I’m the dumb idiot who will keep watching )

Hahah- no worries I am a dumb idiot too that writes novels and listens to her podcast numerous times- what the freg is wrong with me?? Anyhoo, I haven't been on either's social media pages so - thanks for finding and bringing to all of us. He has some damn nerve doesn't he? My one year old niece has a better vocabulary then this supposedly MBA graduate. The gruesome twosome has no story line - they thought their relationship was the story line. If her dumb arse didn't keep telling everybody details of her private life- no one would notice or even care. She is the one from the beginning that has been trying to justify hooking up with this poolboy. She drew all the attention to the relationship- she wasn't prepared to hear the backlash. Dubai Miquel looks like a frekin alien. I mean seriously- what the hell is wrong with that man's face. It's laughable that she is trying on 5.6 million dollar necklaces when she literally is promoting dog food and everything else she can get her hands on to make a buck. She said that IQ has to make some money to buy it for her- not sure if this is why he did that ugly cry but regardless he couldn't afford to buy her a necklace from the dollar store. These girls and the audience are coming on strong and it has been only 2 episodes.

 

[Jennyblonde]

Omg... She can't be real to post this picture! It's not macho at all quite the opposite in fact and confirming a bit more his "sexuality" as it's being discussed all over the place on social media! What is she thinking.
Also I think a total lack of respect to use her friends appartment and have this moron lie on the white couch right after a spray tan. OK granted there is a towel but still.. No manners... Just pigs all the way through

Yikes and Yuk! that can't be unseen
Is this for his Grindr profile!!

Hahah- no worries I am a dumb idiot too that writes novels and listens to her podcast numerous times- what the freg is wrong with me?? Anyhoo, I haven't been on either's social media pages so - thanks for finding and bringing to all of us. He has some damn nerve doesn't he? My one year old niece has a better vocabulary then this supposedly MBA graduate. The gruesome twosome has no story line - they thought their relationship was the story line. If her dumb arse didn't keep telling everybody details of her private life- no one would notice or even care. She is the one from the beginning that has been trying to justify hooking up with this poolboy. She drew all the attention to the relationship- she wasn't prepared to hear the backlash. Dubai Miquel looks like a frekin alien. I mean seriously- what the hell is wrong with that man's face. It's laughable that she is trying on 5.6 million dollar necklaces when she literally is promoting dog food and everything else she can get her hands on to make a buck. She said that IQ has to make some money to buy it for her- not sure if this is why he did that ugly cry but regardless he couldn't afford to buy her a necklace from the dollar store. These girls and the audience are coming on strong and it has been only 2 episodes.

Love reading your posts, you have a great turn of phrase - so funny

 

[npadcr]

Omg... She can't be real to post this picture! It's not macho at all quite the opposite in fact and confirming a bit more his "sexuality" as it's being discussed all over the place on social media! What is she thinking.
Also I think a total lack of respect to use her friends appartment and have this moron lie on the white couch right after a spray tan. OK granted there is a towel but still.. No manners... Just pigs all the way through

OMG!!!!!!!! Has she lost her damn mind? Not to mention his ass is laying on someone's furniture but she is literally pimping the guy out for money. What is wrong with this women? If this guy could go along with her posting that picture (is it on her account? laying on a couch looking like that then she just solidifed what every one is saying - about his sexuality. I am a women and close to her age- I don't find this guy attractive at all. Quite the opposite- he looks so feminine and to pose like that? What other housewife husband would do such a thing? She is trying to deflect from the obvious and put her own spin on it. She would stop at nothing to make a buck.

 

[SFV]

His, ahem, 'package' is looking to be a bit on the petite size .

 

[npadcr]

The gruesome twosome are doing damage control!

His, ahem, 'package' is looking to be a bit on the petite size .

AHahahahaha!! I was thiking the same thing. Maybe she made a mistake and this picture was actually meant for his grinder account? Are we actually to believe that rubberlips the icequeen of dubai really is in love with this guy?

 

[Joan on Third]

OK here are more comments.. It's getting worse and worse lol. And this is from just one gossip site! Haven't even been on Instagram to see the recent comments from yesterday's episode... Clearly we were correct when we said months ago that people were going to see through them. Some comments are so similar to ours here that you would think one of us is over there

 

[spotonlurker]

OK here are more comments.. It's getting worse and worse lol. And this is from just one gossip site! Haven't even been on Instagram to see the recent comments from yesterday's episode... Clearly we were correct when we said months ago that people were going to see through them. Some comments are so similar to ours here that you would think one of us is over there

Exceptional finds all of them !! Oh my it’s only just the beginning!!

 

[npadcr]

OK here are more comments.. It's getting worse and worse lol. And this is from just one gossip site! Haven't even been on Instagram to see the recent comments from yesterday's episode... Clearly we were correct when we said months ago that people were going to see through them. Some comments are so similar to ours here that you would think one of us is over there

OMG Joan you are killing it with these comments...............thank you so much for the finds......everything we have said are exactly what these people are saying. The guesome twosome must be beside themselves that the plan didn't go as expected. They also must have someone sitting on their accounts and deleting the bad messages as soon as they come in- if you look at their accounts they are all those fake - couplegoals, we love you, bullcrap stuff they must make accounts up to say that. She thought she had played this game right and in the end- she got played! So embarrasing and imagine what Cem must be thinking. She dropped him like a hot potato and look what she got in return.

My husband who just shakes his head with all this nonsense just said why do you keep saying toyboy....isn't it boytoy? OMG- he is right.....these idiots don't even have that right. It's boytoy not toyboy!!!!! That the gruesome twosome for ya!

 

[Jennyblonde]

Okay, I'm a bit late to the party!, but just listened to the Toyboy podcast and that's half an hour of my life I'll never get back They can't make up their mind - one minute he's a toyboy and hates that term - next minute he loves it and she says "he's a beacon of light for all us women out there" WTAF! Speak for yourself love! and then he's the "most forward thinking and mature man she's ever met" jesus I think she needs to get out more ! he then says "if anyone needs help to be a toyboy I'm here"
Oh yes , he seems to think women over 45/50 are looking for younger men and he "has lots of friends" he can put us in touch with she quickly shut him down when he starts running his mouth off
So, ladies and boys, let's all form an orderly queue!!
Ted Talk over; I'm off to have a G&T

 

[npadcr]

Okay, I'm a bit late to the party!, but just listened to the Toyboy podcast and that's half an hour of my life I'll never get back They can't make up their mind - one minute he's a toyboy and hates that term - next minute he loves it and she says "he's a beacon of light for all us women out there" WTAF! Speak for yourself love! and then he's the "most forward thinking and mature man she's ever met" jesus I think she needs to get out more ! he then says "if anyone needs help to be a toyboy I'm here"
Oh yes , he seems to think women over 45/50 are looking for younger men and he "has lots of friends" he can put us in touch with she quickly shut him down when he starts running his mouth off
So, ladies and boys, let's all form an orderly queue!!
Ted Talk over; I'm off to have a G&T

Ahahhahaaa!! Line forms to the right my peeps so that Dirty Juan can introduce us to some scary mafia looking people that will take our money to make a quick dollar in a shady investment. I can just see Dirty Juan telling those scary people- listen I can find you some rich middle age women that will set you up- look at me, I got it made - I can hook you up. It's disgusting the more I think about what he said. It's like they are on the lookout for some vunerable women with money that they can take advantage of...........let me know peeps if you think I am over reacting to this.

If you want to listen/watch a good youtube podcaster go to KEMPIRE and start at 35.27- you have to hear what he says about Dirty Juan and Rubber lips..............its priceless! There are so many out there but this guy is really good..............let me know what you all think if you watch it.

 

[SFV]

Is this the Princess who gave CS the dog?

She was found dead and rumours swirling that it wasn't an overdose. https://www.thedailybeast.com/friends-of-american-kasia-gallanio-say-former-qatari-royal-did-not-die

Poor woman RIP.

On her insta there is a photo of her with CS, 3 or 4 years ago, and CS looks about 15 years younger than she does now., she really needs to change clinics, the freebies are aging her so much and every treatment is making her even less attractive.

 

[LouisLover]

I’ve just watched the second episode and I feel it’s really boring. I have no idea why CS was trying on jewellery she had no hope of buying other then probably getting paid as a side hustle for PR for them. Sergio was crying like a muppet whilst she was trying on a necklace and after finding out the price told him he needs to work harder how about he needs to work full stop. No job on this earth would pay that clown enough to buy CS jewellery with millions.
I noticed he made sure he sat with the ladies for coffee at their apartment. He is so desperate for fame it’s cringeworthy. Cem must wonder what the hell she sees in him

 

[npadcr]

Rubberlips is trying so hard to get in front of the negative narrative that is surrounding her and Dirty Juan. I can only imagine how much more he gets involved with this group of women and converations. I am shocked that so far no one has said- why the hell is this man sitting with us while we are filming. They must be thinking it and eventually someone must address it, right? The jewelry store scene was absolutely ridiculous even for their standards! She is complaining on the clip before about how you have to put 30 to 40 percent down when buying a house yet she is trying on a 6 million necklace? I don't see this ending well for the gruesome twosome....but they bought this on themselves. Of course their insta stories have them runnning around NYC doing those fake poses and she is eating everything that isn't nailed down. My gawwdd this women can eat.

 

[mdaadm]

No that’s not the princess who gave her the dog with alopecia The woman in those pics above was a Polish-American woman who married (and became the 2nd or 3rd wife) of the emir of Qatar. (I may have details wrong but it’s something like that). They then had a super messy divorce and There was some kind of coup in Qatar where he overthrew his uncle (or vice versa or something along these lines), and also she accused him of sexually molesting their daughters ? Anyway from people I know in Marbella, she was kind of a stereotypical euro/jet set gold digger type, always sidling up to celebrities. She was a young pretty woman when she lowered herself to become the 2/3rd wife of a gross old man. Then he tossed her aside but she still lived a gilded life with whateve $$ she got from him. Sad story all around. Definitely a story from what my mom would call the “demimonde”. Again, our girl Cazz doesn’t exactly hobnob with the crème de la crème of society.

 

[npadcr]

No that’s not the princess who gave her the dog with alopecia The woman in those pics above was a Polish-American woman who married (and became the 2nd or 3rd wife) of the emir of Qatar. (I may have details wrong but it’s something like that). They then had a super messy divorce and There was some kind of coup in Qatar where he overthrew his uncle (or vice versa or something along these lines), and also she accused him of sexually molesting their daughters ? Anyway from people I know in Marbella, she was kind of a stereotypical euro/jet set gold digger type, always sidling up to celebrities. She was a young pretty woman when she lowered herself to become the 2/3rd wife of a gross old man. Then he tossed her aside but she still lived a gilded life with whateve $$ she got from him. Sad story all around. Definitely a story from what my mom would call the “demimonde”. Again, our girl Cazz doesn’t exactly hobnob with the crème de la crème of society.

Wow, thanks so much for all the info! And that is why I love coming to this thread our peeps here always have good info. The gruesome twosome are walking around NYC hand in hand like like people would even know who the hell they are. More important, who the hell is dressing this women? I mean this women's clothes are just plain awful. The jeans make her arse the size of a billboard in Time Square. I can here IQ saying - look at this one.........you look amazzing.! He wouldn't tell her the truth if his life depended on it...........that is his paycheck!

 

[Twixchick]

There is a great podcast where two guys review all the real housewives shows. I haven’t listened to the Dubai ones yet but the RHOBH, are brilliant, they are brutal but very funny. It’s called ‘watch what crappens’