Caroline Hirons #28 Four Chambers? More like Four Parasites to her Bank Account!

[SqualorVictoria]

Ugh I really hate the metaphor of "such and such is so loyal they would help me dispose of a body". So unpleasant

 

[PineappleQueen19]

She is dumb as shit for not going along with the comments about the app. ‘Is there something specific missing for you? Can you think of anything that would prompt you to check the app before a purchase?’ etc etc.
Instead she’s created an environment where people with genuine feedback won’t speak up.
A forum where people openly share their feelings behind why they’re not using the product/service is gold dust to a developer or business owner. But no the oaf reads it all as dissent and a personal attack on her precious ego and tries to squash it all.

 

[w8g]

Just seen that ELF will be acquiring naturium for $355 million. I bet Caroline wishes someone would pay that sort of money for Skin Rocks.

I shudder everytime I have to type or say “skin rocks”

 

[FrankieBelle]

The fact that she says she doesn’t care then orders a lackey to get rid of them shows that she does care deeply. She is so thin skinned. If you truly didn’t care you wouldn’t even mention it or acknowledge them. She is deeply insecure

She’s a monster compared to how she was even 5 years ago! How does she not see what she’s become? Aren’t we all capable of self reflection?

I’m so disappointed in the woman I met in 2019 who was utterly relatable, warm and friendly.

This is a ghastly caricature, a loud nasty bully leading an army of frightened soldiers.

 

[50sGirl]

Call me an old cynic/ nasty cow… but anonymous poster (pic just of her hand) about to undergo cancer treatment just happens to have run out of her fave Jo Malone and a few bits of expensive skincare. Cue freaks sending her stuff

I see she posted her profession too. Yep, you guessed it! She’s a nurse!

 

[yessenia_d]

Paid trip to Barcelona on a jolly from Shiseido complete with red carpet* a super serious scientific conference:

Boasting that "I sell out products I do!" and telling online retailers to "get ready" when she sets the Freaks on them:

Filling her minions in on her day to day life, makeup, outfits, hair styles and tagging in the brands that make the magic happen:

#AD or Paid Partnerships:

Using her social media as a demonstrative platform for said #ADs and partnerships plus her own products, a QVCH if you will:

Lads, the Jury's returned a verdict: influencer.

*as an aside, a red carpet at a science conference? I must really be in the wrong conference attending line of work

 

[yessenia_d]

People give so much away about themselves online. From Ava's tiktok it's just about two clicks to find her friend Wilde and she seems to be another "creative" supported by her rich London family (with a matching "musician" father to boot). She and Ava seem to revel in being publically and terminally online high AF sexay-baybees most of the time. Ava and her friend were likely just having their usual evening but forgot about Ava's antibiotics and then panicked when she felt different to how she normally feels on an evening.

Avas hospital tiktok was gross and shows just how much she (and her mother) have this compulsion to be broadcasting everything online all the fucking time. They have no boundaries between real life and online and no judgement either. They are that desperate for validation.

 

[F1 Philo]

I also would have thought it's a massive no no to bring perfume into hospital. There might be people around who are sensitive to smells because of illness

Also when you’re ill and feeling sick you don’t want to taint your favourite smells with the memory. I had a bad experience in hospital and couldn’t. bear to use anything I’d used in there as the smells took it took me right back. It was Liz Earle skin tonic in a spray bottle and not particularly potent but still I’d gag if I smelt it In the following years.

 

[FrankieBelle]

She has such an unhealthy attitude to her instagram account. She's never gonna let go of the grief, posting stuff constantly. What good does posting childhood family photos to an audience composed of mostly complete strangers do? It's exhausting and feels so intrusive. And it's utterly unprofessional on a business level.

We swing from tears to rage to tears, then back to rage. She has no control over herself, and the reason most people follow her is for the skincare content, yet this stuff just feels unhinged. She isn't their friend, yet many of the super thirsty Freaks will be actually upset by her relentless carry on.

 

[skincaresceptic]

So shes on live bigging up the eco friendly recyclable packaging of the flannels as she swigs from her plastic water bottle! The woman is brain dead
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Lots of moaning about the price of the flannels. She said “they’re not expensive, just out of your price range” and suggested people might like to go to Primark

 

[MinnieGrant]

Ava’s TikTok She really is a brainless skank, isn’t she?!

 

[50sGirl]

£8 for one flannel ?. She really is taking the mick now. The bills on the Georgian mansion must be steep if she thinks she can get away with this price and the 3 for £20 offer is hilarious, I’m glad I’m not like I used to be and buy anything she put out. The Beauty Pie flannels are a much better bargain.

Trinny sells 3 muslin cloths for £10 but we know Nellie isn’t a fan of Muslin cloths and makes digs about Liz Earle.

One Freak bought 3 sets! £60 for 9 flannels?! Wanna buy a bridge…?

The Freakoids are like sheep. Loads saying “it’s not overpriced, it’s just over budget.” Oh fuck off!
Nellie has closed the post now.

 

[yessenia_d]

"It was the paramedics! It's not my call, its not my call!". Until it was, and CH took her home (or private). She can't get arsey now that people have questions, especially considering Ava's behaviour on TikTok.

'She was rushed in, she needed a wheelchair, she needed a canula, she was seriously ill and needed specialists, she had to go to the urgent care dept., the paramedics were so worried they rushed her in', etc. is in direct contrast to 'we took her home, had a drink, she slept in my bed and is fine now'. It's one or the other, it can't be both ffs.

 

[Traazers]

Those bags were ordered off the alibaba website. 3 dollars to make. Hirons denied this of course but you’re better off buying from somewhere else because the price is extortionate for a crappy plastic bag that says skin rocks. ( which still makes zero sense)

“Skin rocks” sounds like some kind of disease or condition to me. Like a name for those annoying lumps you get under your skin with blackheads

 

[katz2022]

I wish someone would send her Ava’s hospital TikTok and say that is why people are asking if she really needed an ambulance.

Hold my beer….

 

[Rowling]

Eugh !. I can’t be doing with CH being bezzies with Denise Welch with all the vile and disgusting things Matt Healy has said and done. I’ve said it a few times but Hirons is a hypocrite, It still makes my blood boil at her blaming Taylor Swift fans and all they did was find evidence of stuff he’s said. If it had been anyone else , she’d have done a 50 slide story and a two hour live on it and calling for the guy to be cancelled.

 

[Whatisgoingoninworld]

She is a bully. Amazing she talks to her followers like that. I will probably watch the live because it sounds unhinged again. The fact she has a moderator because she can’t take any criticism. I don’t think she is thick skinned like she says. I think she is deeply insecure and a jealous woman who says she is a feminist but hates women if they are more successful than her (and more well-known).

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Maybe she'll try the whole Sali angle "scalp IS skin!"

I'm also reminded of the time there was a viral post from a man asking about bleaching his anus and the oaf claimed that that counts as skincare

 

[FrankieBelle]

I veer between uncomfortable seeing private family photos and irritated because she's not using the page for the reason that so many of us followed her for many years ago - skincare stuff.

It may sound unkind to say, but I can't be bothered with the family/grief/political content. I think she's a classic narcissist at heart, who seriously thinks no one suffers as she does, and if they do (of course they do) then she's just not interested. She needs to speak to someone about it, it would help a lot imo.

As for her proper friends, it must be exhausting being friends with her. She's too hard work and super demanding. They've already expressed their condolence back in March, it doesn't mean they have to keep doing it every day when she posts something,

They're probably hiding under the bed with earplugs in like Jim.

 

[Lottiew1]

Left the thread a while back because I think she's a Gobby self absorbed bitch......& I popped back & she's still a Gobby self absorbed bitch....as you were people