Caroline Hirons #28 Four Chambers? More like Four Parasites to her Bank Account!

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So Joe Jonas is Nellie‘s bad guy this week!
Whenever there is a marriage breakup she always blames the man.
None of us know what goes on inside another’s marriage but no, Nellie knows it’s never the woman’s fault.
I bet that view would change if any of her “hot” sons divorced!
I wonder what has made her so anti men? Perhaps therapy is in order? It’s not normal to get so enraged on a daily basis.
 
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She’s totally fine with that bellend from 1975, so it all depends if you’re useful, or on her list.

I do think the Jonas is a nob, he needs to pipe down and just get divorced if that’s what he wants and think about his kids before putting out stupid statements.

Though why does she ALWAYS have to get involved? Her opinion doesn’t mean shit.
 
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It’s just odd behaviour from a woman in her mid 50s to post “good morning everyone except for Joe Jonas.”
Ffs that’s such childish behaviour and on a professional account too.
 
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It’s just odd behaviour from a woman in her mid 50s to post “good morning everyone except for Joe Jonas.”
Ffs that’s such childish behaviour and on a professional account too.
Silly cunt. Joe Jonas doesn’t follow you Caroline! It’s so pointless
 
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Silly cunt. Joe Jonas doesn’t follow you Caroline! It’s so pointless
She thinks of herself as ‘the’ voice of women and bangs out opinions whether they’re welcome or not and with very little idea about what’s at the heart of other people’s situations.

She reads IG and jumps in with her size 12 feet with no thought whatsoever.

She’s arrogant, rude , big headed and not half as clever ,intelligent or as knowledgeable as she likes to think she is.
 
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Hahahah, dear oaf, maybe it’s not about the functionality of the app but rather about the integrity of … you!
Good point though, I owe you a review.

 
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The app is truly awful and pointless. If I need an eye cream, I buy an eye cream for around €15. Simples!
 
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The app is truly awful and pointless. If I need an eye cream, I buy an eye cream for around €15. Simples!
It’s utter bollocks. We know it is, the freaks know it is and she knows it is, hence the defensive comments. Must be disappointing to know you spent all that money on it and now you’ve to flump down off your high horse and admit to yourself you ain’t the ‘skinfluencer’ you once were!
 
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She's so sure people think the app is shit because they haven't looked at it properly rather than acknowledge they have and that is why they think it is shit

I wondered why the stupid app was in her IG stories - must be because there is dissent in the ranks.

Oh dear Oaf, you're not as popular as you thought you were are you? And yes you are an influencer you daft twat.
 
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I've never downloaded her app and I never would. If I want reviews of something, I search "productname reviews" or if I want to see if something is good for my hair type, for example (could be switched out for skin obv) I search "productname curly hair". I don't care what she thinks. The general public don't care what she thinks.The only people who do are in that stupid group and as we've seen, not even all of them care.
My sister is 24 and OBSESSED with skincare - the latest trends etc. and she didn't know who caroline was until I went on a rant about her one day.

The ship has sailed Cazza, how very on brand for you to go down with it.
 
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Is it just me or was that Siri woman not even rude? Also; why is she so offended at being called an Influencer? She is an influencer isn’t she?
 
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Is it just me or was that Siri woman not even rude? Also; why is she so offended at being called an Influencer? She is an influencer isn’t she?
Completely agree. I had to reread the comment to see what was rude about it, but I thought it was fine. Being called and influencer (which she is) definitely stung.
 
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Is it just me or was that Siri woman not even rude? Also; why is she so offended at being called an Influencer? She is an influencer isn’t she?
Right! When I saw the name mentioned I quickly scrolled for the tea on what she’d said and when I read it I thought hmmm that’s not what I expected! Clearly all the comments had touched a nerve Influencer is the only way I’d describe her (apart from the obvious obscenities), what else is she? I’m surprised her bio doesn’t say things like ‘boss mama’ 🫢
 
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Hirons said she hates being called an influencer because she is so much more educated on skin than the other influencers. Haha she is a total influencer. Hirons can be bought easily and if a brand pisses her off she refuses to talk about their products. There are some great products she never talks about because she refuses to go outside her little circle or the brand pissed her off. The more she hates on the one ingredient formulas the more I love them . The ordinary is better than her shit.
 
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Paid trip to Barcelona on a jolly from Shiseido complete with red carpet* a super serious scientific conference:

Boasting that "I sell out products I do!" and telling online retailers to "get ready" when she sets the Freaks on them:

Filling her minions in on her day to day life, makeup, outfits, hair styles and tagging in the brands that make the magic happen:

#AD or Paid Partnerships:

Using her social media as a demonstrative platform for said #ADs and partnerships plus her own products, a QVCH if you will:

Lads, the Jury's returned a verdict: influencer.

*as an aside, a red carpet at a science conference? I must really be in the wrong conference attending line of work
 
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Am I the only one thinking…. Never mind the oaf bashing - WTAF is that knitted elephant!!!
 
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