Caroline Hirons #16 Gangster Gran’s wallet expansion, laughing in her £2 mil mansion

[LittleBirdie]

Hello all,

I must confess, I was a pretty devoted freak for few months there.
Found these threads and thank god, it was the intervention I needed.
Fell completely into the kit buying frenzy and ended up with two. I've been shifting stuff on the selling pages ever since - as are so many
Blue racoon gave me cystic spots. I will not forgive and I will not forget.

And, good god am I getting sick of the same questions over and over on the page. Put a bleedin' FAQ up already!
Puffy eyes from crying for DAYS? Cold compress and a qualified therapist. Log off.

To be fair, if you want the products and can afford them, the kits are pretty good. I’ve bought a couple in the past but I don’t get why people buy 8 of them and then start whinging that they didn’t know there was going to be a discount code and they’re skint

I would have happily taken your blue CACOON (honestly, I’m going to have a breakdown if I see one more person spell it that way) off your hands. I love it but no idea why. Still though, not going to go out and repurchase and then not be able to pay my mortgage!

 

[NaFeTe]

JUST USE GOOGLE YOU bleeping IDIOT!

 

[LittleBirdie]

And there’s another Beggy McBeggerson. Beggy Mitchell. Beggy Sue.

 

[hanlosc]

The freaks are now creaming themselves over this special edition Hirons/Strivectin mug. Is it just me or do the randomly capitalised words make anyone else's teeth itch?

 

[mindlessness]

The freaks are now creaming themselves over this special edition Hirons/Strivectin mug. Is it just me or do the randomly capitalised words make anyone else's teeth itch?
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The capitals! I hate it.

 

[Sable]

And there’s another Beggy McBeggerson. Beggy Mitchell. Beggy Sue.View attachment 996173

If she seems well enough and bothered enough to post on a skincare forum about online shopping I’m sure she can pour herself a glass of bubbles. I had quite a few when I had to isolate last year.

so this is the Strivectin product. She is literally a parody of herself at this point.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Is Tears of my Enemies the name of her range then?
If so yuck. That is a terrible name. Has a bullying edge typical of Hirons mind you.

 

[checkoutgal]

If she seems well enough and bothered enough to post on a skincare forum about online shopping I’m sure she can pour herself a glass of bubbles. I had quite a few when I had to isolate last year.

View attachment 996598 so this is the Strivectin product. She is literally a parody of herself at this point.

she looks like a bald man here!

Idiot freak has ‘ idiot’ partner who used one of those fancy wanky cloths to do the dishes!
It’s NEON yellow - must have resembled one from the Mr Muscle range!

 

[BigMavis]

Is that really her product? Classy.

 

[Wellthisisinteresting]

That picture on the bottle is nightmare inducing … just horrific!

why are people adding full length selfies asking for eye cream recommendations

God lord these people need serious help!

 

[AlphaBetaDeux]

The freaks are now creaming themselves over this special edition Hirons/Strivectin mug. Is it just me or do the randomly capitalised words make anyone else's teeth itch?
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I’m with you on the random capitalisation rage. The only thing that would make the mug more infuriating is if Comic Sans were used as the font

 

[LittleBirdie]

Didn’t even happen. Guarantee it.

she looks like a bald man here!

Idiot freak has ‘ idiot’ partner who used one of those fancy wanky cloths to do the dishes!
It’s NEON yellow - must have resembled one from the Mr Muscle range!

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Didn’t even happen. Guarantee it.

Yes, unless the freaks keep their expensive flannels in with the dish cloths I call total bullshit on that story

 

[AlphaBetaDeux]

I put all my towels, linens, and cloths in a hot wash together so theoretically there’s a risk that my husband would mistake a votary cloth for a dish cloth if it looked like a microfibre cloth, although having googled it looks like a flannel type material. Anyway, it’s all theoretical because he would never be sorting through the washing, and furthermore this Votary dish cloth chaos never happened

 

[checkoutgal]

I agree.
Rookie mistake not tagging Queen mustard in it tho!

 

[BigMavis]

I've mistaken micro fibre cleaning cloths for my face cloths mid cleanse and thought feck it they're clean. Face hasn't fallen off once.

 

[FrankieBelle]

Really irritates me when folk on Insta stories post themselves literally just out of bed. Rubbing the stuff out her eyes, I can smell Gangsta's tea/bog breath from here. Looks manky. Lisa PD is another one who can't resist posting from under the covers, looking like she's naked, with the morning breath radiating through my iPhone.

Just brush your bleeping teeth before you address your minions will you?

 

[LittleBirdie]

Why’s a woman of her age wasting her time watching TikTok? I’m not referring to her age in a derogatory manner - you’d just think she’d have better and things to do! I reckon she’s desperately trying to stay cool and relevant so that chavvy daughter of hers will give her the time of day.

 

[FrankieBelle]

Why’s a woman of her age wasting her time watching TikTok? I’m not referring to her age in a derogatory manner - you’d just think she’d have better and things to do! I reckon she’s desperately trying to stay cool and relevant so that chavvy daughter of hers will give her the time of day.

The number of accounts on instagram she follows, shares and 'likes', I'm amazed she has the time to shout at us peasants.

There's another charming screenshot of darling daughter telling her mum to 'duck off'. But apparently, 'when you know, you know'.

Know what? That your daughter is an absolute horror? Ah ye....got you.

 

[w8g]

The freaks are now creaming themselves over this special edition Hirons/Strivectin mug. Is it just me or do the randomly capitalised words make anyone else's teeth itch?
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That mug is their version of “live laugh love”