Well his funeral was at the local crem....He didn't even do proper laps of his garden, he was just walking back and forth in a line. Now, I'm not suggesting anyone digs him up, straps his corpse into an electric wheelchair and forces it to complete the promised 100 laps, but it would go some way to restore people's faith in the whole thing.
I am deadHoover him up and push the Dyson around in proper laps
I am joking the family of course have a Miele not a Dyson.
Why not make it a festival? Michael Ball could duet with the reanimated corpse of Dame Vera Lynn (Is she dead?) and sing white cliffs of Dover on a loop while Hannah pushes the Miele along. Her revolting whipped husband could serve Captain Tom gin (£20 a shot) to the festival goers, with all monies going to the Captain Tom foundationI am dead
I want to see this. Let's make it happen.
Wonder if his first sexless marriage will feature?
Captain Sir Tom Moore biopic announced as his life is being turned into a movie
The life of late Captain Sir Tom Moore is set to be turned into a movie following his unexpected rise to fame at the age of 100www.mirror.co.uk
If it does, it will portray him as a victim as he surreptitiously takes himself off to the toilet with the Littlewood's catalogue ladies lingerie section under his arm…Wonder if his first sexless marriage will feature?
Me too.If it does, it will portray him as a victim as he surreptitiously takes himself off to the toilet with the Littlewood's catalogue ladies lingerie section under his arm…
I’m going to hell!
Why are you not directing?If it does, it will portray him as a victim as he surreptitiously takes himself off to the toilet with the Littlewood's catalogue ladies lingerie section under his arm…
I’m going to hell!
Yep, sounds like the worst movie ever.For the most part until the last few months, he had a really boring life stuck in middle england. I can't believe there would be much material to make a decent film out of it, and that's taking out of the equation his smug family
yep- I think this. Unless it turns into some sort of documentary exposing the charity and his scamming daughter! I’d watch thatAnyway I have doubts that this movie will even happen, the brand is so tarnished. Unless it shows how the grubby family exploited him, now I'd pay to see that movie.
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