Brummymummy #56 Does anyone have a number for the mug police?

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Well since the twats been showcased on Matalan she’s probably going to buy the kids more stuff now, then maybe they’ll be showcased too.

Everything is calculated, dont forget.
 
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So last week she wasnt sharing private health matters and this week she is telling us Ste is off to A and E.

If you are still home how has he got there Babs-he driven there with a dodgy knee?
 
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So last week she wasnt sharing private health matters and this week she is telling us Ste is off to A and E.

If you are still home how has he got there Babs-he driven there with a dodgy knee?
Probably sent him off on Erin's bike

A family emergency means things like grandma has been rushed to hospital or
Toto has rabies and has been put down.
Not daddy almost fell into the canal and scraped his knee.
Don't you have a full bag of savlon for that one babs get your AD out 😉

Exactly we are not allowed to know about a covid test but would she tell us about ste being shecked for an STD after his Brighton trip?
 
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I'm so so so sorry but,,,,,,,

I burst out laughing at the thought of him fishing his bike out of the canal 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️😳

Hope his knee is ok 🙄
 
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Probably sent him off on Erin's bike

A family emergency means things like grandma has been rushed to hospital or
Toto has rabies and has been put down.
Not daddy almost fell into the canal and scraped his knee.
Don't you have a full bag of savlon for that one babs get your AD out 😉

Exactly we are not allowed to know about a covid test but would she tell us about ste being shecked for an STD after his Brighton trip?
🍿This will send her in to a full breakdown... will it beat the crying on the bathroom floor in Disney Paris?
 
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But what happened to the mashed potato???! Has it sunk to the bottom of Birmingham canal?! Was it literally the straw that broke the camels back, the mash toppling poor Ste into the ground and hurtling his bike into the water?!

Ps as a cyclist genuinely feel for the guy. Bike injuries hurt. A lot. And this was his weekly freedom. That'll hurt too.
 
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Oh, I didn't realise how easy it was to make a complaint to ASA 😁
 
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Something felt wrong when she was cleaning 😂😂😂😂 yeah emma probably the feel of a mop in your hand

But what happened to the mashed potato???! Has it sunk to the bottom of Birmingham canal?! Was it literally the straw that broke the camels back, the mash toppling poor Ste into the ground and hurtling his bike into the water?!

Ps as a cyclist genuinely feel for the guy. Bike injuries hurt. A lot. And this was his weekly freedom. That'll hurt too.
Omg it was powdered mash too. Is the canal now one big river of mashed potato can anyone confirm this???
 
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Oh good lord..

1. I can tell that Babs thinks as soon as Sandra has her jab that's it they can be over hugging, kissing and throwing parties. Erm no, Babs. You need to allow a few weeks for protection not to mention having the second dose and letting immunity build after that. Also, if you're assuming you'll be able to jump the queue for a vaccine, newsflash - you won't. Hope that helps.

2. Stephen in the canal 🤣🤦 in all seriousness I don't wish anything bad on them in fact I'm looking forward to seeing Babs having to take care of Ste - I think he could milk this! Have Emma bring you tea in bed, fully homeschool the kids, cook dinners etc... Babs will crumble at the very thought 🤣
 
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didn’t she say exactly the same thing last week when she was doing the Matalan shop? Or did she forget the kids and buy all the clothes for herself
Last week he’d grown 14 feet which confused us as we weren’t sure if there’d be room for all the new shoes in the utility cupboard and Pus 😂
 
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So PUS has had an accident and hurt himself enough to need an A&E trip and she rushes off to tell 134k people! 😳
 
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Oh good lord..

1. I can tell that Babs thinks as soon as Sandra has her jab that's it they can be over hugging, kissing and throwing parties. Erm no, Babs. You need to allow a few weeks for protection not to mention having the second dose and letting immunity build after that. Also, if you're assuming you'll be able to jump the queue for a vaccine, newsflash - you won't. Hope that helps.

2. Stephen in the canal 🤣🤦 in all seriousness I don't wish anything bad on them in fact I'm looking forward to seeing Babs having to take care of Ste - I think he could milk this! Have Emma bring you tea in bed, fully homeschool the kids, cook dinners etc... Babs will crumble at the very thought 🤣
She will have ethan do it, he wants to be a vet 😂

I bet its a distraction from a lot of mugs maybe not arriving
 
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