Brummy Mummy #92 Ruddy this, ruddy that, ruddy hell your content’s wack!

[MoodyMerde]

‘Hey Tattle Cowbags, my mum says my dancing’s brilliant, so there!!’
Emma, aged almost 44.

 

[Loopybird69]

Honestly 7 stories before 6.20 and none of them interesting this bish is addicted.
Oh and babs Thomas land to see Santa for an 11 and 9 yo?! Come the fuck on

 

[Loopybird69]

She filmed today's vlog of what she got for her birthday YESTERDAY! On her actual birthday!!!!!!

Are you fucking kidding me?! At what time did she film that shit show?? Her kids left for school say 08.30 she was in Brum by 11.00 she had to have a shower (like a normal person I’m hoping) trowel on the make up, squeeze herself into a frock, curl her ever thinning hair, film the vlog and edit it?!

Emma no on fucking cares what you got for your birthday you materialistic, narcissistic overgrown fucking toddler

sorry for the swearing

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

My take on the ‘gang of lads’ babanory tale…

picture the scene, Babs steaming drunk on the train belting out show tunes interspersed with swear words and all the gurning. It’s dark outside so in her drunken haze she catches sight of her multiple reflections in the train windows ‘gang of lads’. She mumbles at them to ‘pack it in’, they go quiet. She lets out a couple of ’mum trumps’ and falls asleep. Then on waking posts the tale to Insta.

 

[Bumfluff80]

Ste sounds just like drippy Dave from the Royle family in that last clip, when she said we’re really very disappointed aren’t we Ste and he dripply answers Yeah

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Ste sounds just like drippy Dave from the Royle family in that last clip, when she said we’re really very disappointed aren’t we Ste and he dripply answers Yeah

steve was probably far more disappointed that his celebratory 40th birthday holiday was cancelled purely so babs could buy the just-for-content puppy that he is forced to care for than he is about the potential cancellation of yet another disney holiday. i get the impression the kids won't mind that much either - it's literally babs who will be stomping around sulking about the unfairness of the situation, because the disney trip is all for HER. chistmas will be totally ruined of babs is forced to spend it with the family and her sick dad, because she'd far rather be posing in photos with teenagers in costumes. #priorities

talking of steve's birthday, babs was making a HUGE de at the time about his numerous birthday plans - namely a macdonalds' breakfast, a meal with the family and his cancelled holiday - rolling her eyes and repeatedly referring to the planned celebrations as an "extravaganza" as though he was somehow acting totally extra. yet in her latest vlog, she specifies that her and erin will be having a joint birthday extravaganza - involving a family meal out, for which emma has bought them both matching sashes emblazened with the word "queen". i mean, i'm sure erin - the girl who famously hates the colour pink - will love being forced to spend her 11th birthday wearing a pink sash that matches her mother - in public. steve literally got given a colin the caterpillar cake for his milestone fortieth, yet babs is turning a meaningless 44 and demanding all the attention - sashes and all - in classic narcissistic style. poor guy can't even celebrate a milestone birthday without babs stealing his thunder - and humiliating their daughter.

 

[ukclar]

She’s worried about her disney holiday maybe being cancelled but the only change so far is having to isolate when she gets home until she gets a PCR test result which would be an issue for people with an actual job who would need more time off but Emma literally does f all so actually no disruption to her.

Also why get a puppy when you knew you had a trip abroad planned? And Why risk travelling abroad now when you’re almost definitely gonna socialise with all your family at Xmas?

 

[Lakajo]

To trivialise people struggling with their mental health as ‘not feeling twinkly’ I JUST CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT. All these insta wankers jumping on the MH bandwagon and using words such as ‘twinkly’ and ‘wobbly’ really should be regulated by Instagram as it’s irresponsible and dangerous.

 

[Lakajo]

But she didn’t mind jeopardising his health by going on said holiday and mingling with thousands of people. Selfish bitch.

 

[Maddogsmum]

Emma doesn’ t comment on things like the tragedy of Arthur’s abuse and murder because Emma likes to keep her Instagram a’ happy place’.
In reality it’s because she’s a fucking moronic bitch who is narcissistic and if it’s not about her she’s not interested.
What grown ass woman does a video about what she got for her birthday?!! Seriously!
I mean is she really that incredibly stupid that in a year when thousands of people struggle to feed their families and heat their homes, Emma thinks a video showing off all the crap she got for her birthday is appropriate or in any way entertaining?
God it’s the total lack of awareness that beggars belief. These instatwats really are another breed.

 

[Mingles123]

While over on Wet Sans account.....

Who NEVER uses hashtags. So I wonder who wrote this post?

Hard working

 

[Memmy]

‘Hey Tattle Cowbags, my mum says my dancing’s brilliant, so there!!’
Emma, aged almost 44.

"I'm a dingle dangle scarecrow with a flippy floppy mum tum, I can fold my chin like this and scrunch my nose like that"

 

[ChickenWine]

Oh poor poor babs. I haven’t had a holiday for 2 1/2 years as it has been cancelled twice and rebooked again for spring 2022 I’m sick of my house as have worked at home since the pandemic started. I don’t get to leave halfway through the day to buy tat or go on a shopping spree either! But yes poor you as you might not be getting your 3rd/4th holiday (can’t remember how many she’s had!) of the year!!!!! And you’ve just had a lovely gifted trip which would’ve meant the world to my family but just another day at the office for you!!
Ugh so over her today!!! Normally I can just laugh at her but yesterday she was unbearable

 

[BonBon27]

Christ as if the chin thing, in the sweaty pyjamas, wasn’t bad enough, the caption “shove some advent calendar choccy in your gob” is just awful. Sums her up - greedy, impatient, can’t use proper words, vulgar. Bore off Babs. Bore right off. The state of the world and the things people are going through and she does this. Then will spend the rest of the day on her lazy arse recovering because she’ll feel like she’s done loads of “werk” this morning. It’s a disgrace!

 

[Outnumbered]

44 year old woman filming herself showing off her presents like a brat.

Look my Mummy bought me Micky Ears for my Birthday!

Such an entitled mess. Said it before will say it again her sucking off her teeth constantly makes me gag.

 

[GingerWhinger]

Omg just had a look at LP’s post about Warwick Castle and whatever you opinion of LP she has done a great job
Blabs you should be bloody ashamed of your pathetic coverage

Anything Babs can do, anyone can do better

 

[BonBon27]

Wow. Maybe, just maybe, this could be a lesson to you Babs to STOP BUYING so much crap! You wouldn’t have endless hats and ears and bags if you weren’t such a twat!

 

[Misssj80]

Not always a size 18 Mind blown View attachment 894576

These were true to size but I'd need to size up to a 20, well you aren't an 18 then are you Babs.

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

erin is going to be ELEVEN, and for her party she's taking three friends to the cinema to watch "that film about the dog".... does she mean clifford?! isn't clifford the big red dog aimed at little kids?! an dto make it even more embarrassing, babs has made certain to make party bags containing activity packs aimed at literal toddlers, each filled with stickers and scented felt tips and colouring-in sheets?! my heart breaks for erin and the utter mortification she's going to feel.

 

[GingerWhinger]

Possible thread title?

She’s chomp-img all the way to Christmas & she’s not fudging happy
Touché Cadbury’s