Is this the outfit of a mid to plus size fashion creator? Is it a size 18? Can you add a belt?Are Studio trolling her too with those outfits?
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Can anyone explain the narrative of that advert? Children happily playing quietly then mum and dad dressed like a giant turkey and elf come barging in and make them play different games? Wouldnโt the ad make more sense the other way round? Maybe I am just not super intelligent and itโs to sophisticated for me? Does the come up with the plot and Emma just have to go along with it or do they let her do what she wants?
I would have a stab in the dark and say that the Ads are all her ideas, after all, she is a content creator
I thought she was going to paint the mug cupboard according to season? I'm sure she said that when she painted it 3 colours that don't match the rest of the kitchen.
And the advert makes no sense. Why were her and her "I don't like the internet" husband dressed up in inflatable costumes? Why was erin dressed in one at the end but not Ethan? The whole thing was confusing.
And the advert makes no sense. Why were her and her "I don't like the internet" husband dressed up in inflatable costumes? Why was erin dressed in one at the end but not Ethan? The whole thing was confusing.
Babs tribute 
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"It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas" - I'm sure you can guess what this is a parody of!
P.S - Emma duck off with your smug "I had a poetry book" remark. Can you do THIS???
It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at her page 5am
She's grimacing once again
With candy canes and hot cock mugs galore
It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas
Vlogs that are a bore
But the ugliest sight to see
Is the skirt like a Christmas tree
And Babs rack on the floor
A pair of crap Primark boots
And a tit load of booze
Is the wish of kween Conway Em
A mum who keeps her dignity
Is the hope of Ethan and Es
And P-U-S can hardly wait to get his own bed!
It's beginning to look a like Babmas
Ads for Studio
There's a tree in the fireplace o' hell
And one in the lounge as well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind Margot
It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas
Soon the meltdowns start
In the bathroom of DLP
And the thing that will make them begin
Is the canned cocks and the gin
That are bad for my heart!
."It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas" - I'm sure you can guess what this is a parody of!
P.S - Emma duck off with your smug "I had a poetry book" remark. Can you do THIS???
It's beginning to look a lot like BabmasEverywhere you go
Take a look at her page 5am
She's grimacing once again
With candy canes and hot cock mugs galore
It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas
Vlogs that are a bore
But the ugliest sight to see
Is the skirt like a Christmas tree
And Babs rack on the floor
A pair of crap Primark boots
And a tit load of booze
Is the wish of kween Conway Em
A mum who keeps her dignity
Is the hope of Ethan and Es
And P-U-S can hardly wait to get his own bed!
It's beginning to look a like Babmas
Ads for Studio
There's a tree in the fireplace o' hell
And one in the lounge as well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind Margot
It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas
Soon the meltdowns start
In the bathroom of DLP
And the thing that will make them begin
Is the canned cocks and the gin
That are bad for my heart!
@Missymoo92 ....superb 
, Bab, THIS is poetry not your shitey pamphlet. @SingSong ,I think you're right they took on a big mortgage expecting her IG career ( tit show) to continue as normal but life will not be normal for a very long time yet. I do believe her heart isn't in it anymore...she looks miserable and her content is dire..to me ,it's as tho she's going through the motions. It's killing her cos she loves the adoration from the babettes( realistically, she doesn't get it from Ste so she has to get it from somewhere else) . Her mum has probably got her hands full of a poorly Rog so isn't getting attention from there...all in all Babs is an unhappy soul. This am's tales from the crypt is a prime example ,apologies if you're eating breakfast 
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, Bab, THIS is poetry not your shitey pamphlet. @SingSong ,I think you're right they took on a big mortgage expecting her IG career ( tit show) to continue as normal but life will not be normal for a very long time yet. I do believe her heart isn't in it anymore...she looks miserable and her content is dire..to me ,it's as tho she's going through the motions. It's killing her cos she loves the adoration from the babettes( realistically, she doesn't get it from Ste so she has to get it from somewhere else) . Her mum has probably got her hands full of a poorly Rog so isn't getting attention from there...all in all Babs is an unhappy soul. This am's tales from the crypt is a prime example ,apologies if you're eating breakfast .Attachments
Iโm glad she blocked me, no more nausea in a morning from her picking and scratching herself from her pit, and no more frustration at her lack of parenting. When I think my 9 yr old is up and on FaceTime to friends, practicing dance routines till 9pm, maybe 10 on a weekend. Or playing board games with family. Those kids are only good for her when promoting things
we all have different parenting styles and Iโd never call someone out for thereโs normally but she really has ridiculous ideas
This is both of the E's in the inflatable costumes at the end. But you're right, non of it makes sense!
Isn't it funny how she started all of this with a blog sharing her toddlers pulling tantrum faces, and now tattle documents Babs tantrum faces
The face Steve & the Kids see when she tells them THEY WILL appear in her latest Ads! Imagine her stomping around the house directing them
She is definitely trolling us about the make-up
Absolutely genius!!! You have a fantastic way with words!Babs tribute
"It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas" - I'm sure you can guess what this is a parody of!
P.S - Emma duck off with your smug "I had a poetry book" remark. Can you do THIS???
Everywhere you go
Take a look at her page 5am
She's grimacing once again
With candy canes and hot cock mugs galore
It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas
Vlogs that are a bore
But the ugliest sight to see
Is the skirt like a Christmas tree
And Babs rack on the floor
A pair of crap Primark boots
And a tit load of booze
Is the wish of kween Conway Em
A mum who keeps her dignity
Is the hope of Ethan and Es
And P-U-S can hardly wait to get his own bed!
It's beginning to look a like Babmas
Ads for Studio
There's a tree in the fireplace o' hell
And one in the lounge as well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind Margot
It's beginning to look a lot like Babmas
Soon the meltdowns start
In the bathroom of DLP
And the thing that will make them begin
Is the canned cocks and the gin
That are bad for my heart!
What? This beauty
I mean sheโs clearly edited the first picture
because she then reverts to her โnormalโ face
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Why would you highlight such a bulbous nose 
Shut the hell up Babs. You definitely are not a make-up artist innovator. Highlight on the end of your nose has been done forever. Regardless you shouldn't be adding highlighter to a bulbous tip.
If you want to study make-up Emma then start off easy and type the words "make-up" "brushes" and "blending" into google.
If you want to study make-up Emma then start off easy and type the words "make-up" "brushes" and "blending" into google.
Brummy Mummy #91 All I want for Christmas is a DLP bathroom meltdown
Thread with the most votes came from @Good Egg @BonBon27 do you have a recap please?
tattle.life
new thread here
That first photo is massively edited as her moles have vanished! Thought she didnโt filter things?!!
I cannot stand when she does this with her mouth. *shudder*
I was just going to post this exact pic with the same caption!View attachment 869112
The face Steve & the Kids see when she tells them THEY WILL appear in her latest Ads! Imagine her stomping around the house directing them
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She is definitely trolling us about the make-up
I think all the lies are making her nose actually growWhy would you highlight such a bulbous nose
Because they are blinded by herWhy do the babettes not see the correlation with a woe is mead post?!
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