Brummy Mummy #90 Only thing to be laid in that bedroom will be the carpet!

[Lady Doodle]

That's actually hilarious. I can't believe the dog hates her Defo a secret tattler.

The dog probably can't stand her huge bellowing yellow stinky hob in its face all day

She's been oh so quiet today hasn't she!?
It's Groupon Counsellor Thursday isn't it? I wonder if her silence is for dramatic effect or because for once she's faced a few home truths!

 

[Memmy]

The dog probably can't stand her huge bellowing yellow stinky hob in its face all day

She's been oh so quiet today hasn't she!?
It's Groupon Counsellor Thursday isn't it? I wonder if her silence is for dramatic effect or because for once she's faced a few home truths!

I mean the Groupon Counsellor is probably analysing what we say and getting all her topic discussions from Tattle

 

[GingerWhinger]

Turns out it's just Babs that the puppy hates and won't sleep on
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Even Margot can smell her desperation, bravo Margot well played.

 

[Lady Doodle]

I mean the Groupon Counsellor is probably analysing what we say and getting all her topic discussions from Tattle

She surely must read here....
I know this might sound incredibly unprofessional but if she was my patient, and she'd told me about Tattle, I'd look. I often look at patients social media (with their full consent) if I feel it will help in their diagnosis and treatment.

 

[Pingo10]

Can Stephen sit any closer to the TV? Imagine earning all that money and having a tiny living room, a cupboard as a utility room and a freezer in your dining room. Makes no sense.

And nowhere to put a hamster cage, so it sits on the dining table!

 

[Rainbow_rhythms]

And nowhere to put a hamster cage, so it sits on the dining table!

The list could go on and on.. shoe/bathroom cupboard.. vacuum cleaner in the kitchen, top top tat storage, Stevens 'shed'..

 

[Mrswafte]

Is Pus wearing a mask on the sofa?!

 

[Lakajo]

I’d love to sneak up behind her, whisper “I write the recaps” and then vanish before she realises who I am

Actually lolled at this

 

[GingerWhinger]

I’d love to sneak up behind her, whisper “I write the recaps” and then vanish before she realises who I am

Hope she does a come pack with me on how to take her police files

 

[Rags2Riches]

Even Margot can smell her desperation, bravo Margot well played.

I may start to refer to our fluffy cowbag mascot/infiltrator/secret agent as "Moogo"

 

[Whatsername]

I’d love to sneak up behind her, whisper “I write the recaps” and then vanish before she realises who I am

Honestly, it’d be almost worth booking to go at the same time as her to be able to do something like that

 

[Lakajo]

Is Pus wearing a mask on the sofa?!

It’s the dog’s head

 

[BonBon27]

Honestly, it’d be almost worth booking to go at the same time as her to be able to do something like that

The more I imagine it the more I’m laughing

 

[ChickenWine]

Is Pus wearing a mask on the sofa?!

I thought that too and it took me a minute to realise it’s the dogs head!

 

[Acorncollecter]

I’d love to sneak up behind her, whisper “I write the recaps” and then vanish before she realises who I am

In the same voice as the kid who says ' I see dead people'....please!

 

[Lakajo]

In the same voice as the kid who says ' I see dead people'....please!

This is how I imagined it

 

[Missymoo92]

...And if you're Stephen, a bedroom under the stairs

Harry potter cupboard style!

Just been catching up, my observations from today -

1. The amount of "poor me, trying to be unique, me-est me that ever meed" posts are increasing. How bleeping sad does one have to be that whenever she scrolls through tattle sees someone who doesn't think she's their cup of tea, she HAS to do a post in response about "being unique/out there"

2. When she captioned said pity post on her stories as "a little bit about me". Everything Emma. Everything. Is. Always. About. You.

3. The one half arsed reference to remembrance Day is all about HER (no surprises there then).

I could go on but my brain is hurting just from that. She's grotesque.

 

[HaggisInMyBin]

All I want for Christmas is a DLP bathroom meltdown lol

And someone to notice the label hanging out showing she’s not wearing a size 18. (Although I expect she cuts off all the non ‘I’m an 18’ labels.

 

[GingerWhinger]

Oh god that’s sad there’s new stuff on Disney + for her to watch with the kids.

 

[Tippingpoint23]

Now she’s after coat recommendations. Here’s one Emma invest in a nice good quality well fitted coat. Stop cheaping out on coats and clothes but buying ugly designer bags.