and what a birthday treat for steve to wake up to! babs festering in the same stinking pair of unwashed, halloween pyjamas!Lie in till 7:30 and a Macdonalds. duck me, when she says she’s going all out she means it.
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What a Tingo to the person who mentioned The Blues
And Lush! Lush???? I bleeping hate that word anyway but using it to describe your husbandThere is absolutely no love there is there!
Is he lush, thought he was 'adorbs'
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What a Tingo to the person who mentioned The Blues
And Lush! Lush???? I bleeping hate that word anyway but using it to describe your husband
Why is it a mum tum, that would suggest every mum looked like her but they don'tHow tight is that belt pulled around her Mum Tum
ooh, "THE KING, THE ICON, THE LEGEND" is quite a step up from the usual "the man, the myth, the legend"! steve has obvs been upgraded for his special day - she clearly perceives hyping him up on SM as the most meaningful gift she could ever give him, because she'd LOVE people to do that for her - plus it means she can save her money for tat. i wonder what she actually did buy for steve in the end? i'm guessing something he wasn't thrilled about, since she didn't show the grand opening on her stories!
- and she's clearly FUMING - poor scapegoat rog - but she's literally managed a couple of balloons, a montage of childhood photos collected together by his own mother, a cheap breakfast from maccy d's, her foghorn voice blaring happy birthday, a trip to the villa with a standard moan about the price of football tops and her storming out to sit in the car - because HOW much are those hideous designer bags she lugs around?! - and presumably a costco cake - if he's lucky. there is absolutely no comparison to her own fortieth birthday celebrations - a fancy, personalised, a huge display of balloons, a party for friends and family, a holiday away with steve and a stack of gifts. sure, spain was postponed, but surely she could have put a sprinkle of effort into planning a better day than a beige breakfast - even if it was all for content! she's obvs pissed at him at the fact he's turning forty, because she clearly got a huge kick out of the fact her "toy boy" was still in his thirties - not that anyone was jealous, since she doesn't exactly have a hot guy hanging off her arm, she has gormless steve wandering a few steps behind her!
Is he 4?! A tour around the local football pitch?
Exactly the royal ‘we’ don’t go to the matches
he can’t even go to a match without blabs and because she doesn’t want to go god forbid he should get to go with the football crazy girl or was erins love for football a big old blabs lie 
I bet Pus would love to go to a Villa match or have a season ticket, but Babs would never allow it, she’d actually have to parent her own kids while Pus was at the match !!Exactly the royal ‘we’ don’t go to the matches
A season ticket would have been an amazing and thoughtful gift for Pus especially as a 40th birthday gift.
Her words, not mine!
Probably.But not from his wifeTonight Babs I'm gonna be...... Sleeping in the grown up bed.
Oh hang on something just popped into my head and now I feel sick, do you think he'll get a birthday shag?!
Oh no I know you're quoting her, but still Whyyyy, because other people will use this term too, it isn't a mum tum if not all mums have it. She's kind of being discriminative to mums who don't have a "tum"Her words, not mine!
