Brummy Mummy #87 Another kingsmill ad for the queen of Carbs, our Babs

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I hate this whole “adulting” thing. She’s 43, why is she surprised that she’s the adult? It’s not “adulting” it’s just a basic task
 
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I think she probably got a quote that was yes expensive but also there's no real solutions for that room imo. Aesthetically it could be improved, new tiles, but as for the layout and size/shape of the bath there aren't really any other options
It's the upstairs tiny bathroom that she was talking about, it doesn't have a bath, only a shower!
And "Dirty Grout" 🤦‍♀️😳🤮🤮🤮🤮
 
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It's the upstairs tiny bathroom that she was talking about, it doesn't have a bath, only a shower!
And "Dirty Grout" 🤦‍♀️😳🤮🤮🤮🤮
Oh my bad. Again though, what could be done in there really, it's tiny? They must've bought that place thinking they'd extend but perhaps that's too expensive and difficult
 
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I don't get this. Why does she need to get the kids to play with what they want? Don't you just let them get on with playing, let them choose what they want to play with?
Trying too hard again Bab!! 🙄🙄🙄
‘Ive always tried to let my kids play with what they want’ this makes 0 sense. She’s forced her hobbies onto her kids over and over again so even if she’s not enforcing gender she’s still not let them be free. She’s also said multiple times Ethan is different, therefore enforcing gender stereotypes still?
 
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I don't get this. Why does she need to get the kids to play with what they want? Don't you just let them get on with playing, let them choose what they want to play with?
Trying too hard again Bab!! 🙄🙄🙄
Why is it a step forward? Having an aisle curated for you is more social constructs, just let people choose based on their interests. There is the aisle with the dolls and the aisle with the trucks just because they're two different types of toys and how would you know where to find anything if there was no logic to the organisation, it is not because they're the girls aisle or boys aisle. Just like in the supermarket the pasta isn't mixed in with the tampons or in the library the kids books aren't mixed in with the adults books. Babs falls for this type of article like she falls for being body confident. Bandwagon jumper, goodness knows how she got a masters, she doesn't seem to have any thoughts of her own.
 
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Our Babs in Poundland
Shallow be your name
Your Babbettes come
Your will be done
In Primark and B&M.
Give us today our daily pit stories.
Block all those trolls
as you block those who sin against you.
Lead us not into a supermarket
but deliver us AmaZon.
For the Babdom, the hobbit house and the green hair are yours
Now and forever #size18
Babmen
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Firstly, as a vicar’s daughter I find this.. hilarious! Secondly, it’s my mum’s funeral tomorrow, I know the Lord’s Prayer is part of the service & this will actually be a great help - thank you 🙏 (Just hope I don’t mix up the words 🥴)
 
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I think they'd have difficulty selling that house at the price they want unless they change all the windows and redo the bathroom properly, they've done nothing to add value to that place.
Now that’s not true she’s added spotty decals from Etsy 🙄
 
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Why is it a step forward? Having an aisle curated for you is more social constructs, just let people choose based on their interests. There is the aisle with the dolls and the aisle with the trucks just because they're two different types of toys and how would you know where to find anything if there was no logic to the organisation, it is not because they're the girls aisle or boys aisle. Just like in the supermarket the pasta isn't mixed in with the tampons or in the library the kids books aren't mixed in with the adults books. Babs falls for this type of article like she falls for being body confident. Bandwagon jumper, goodness knows how she got a masters, she doesn't seem to have any thoughts of her own.
Exactly! Let the child choose. She always stated that Ethan hated football, if thats the case, why does he wear a villa kit and loves a kick around in the mini garden? She is trying to make out she is so woke, you know, this person that didn't even mention Birmingham Pride a few weeks ago! 😡😡
 
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Exactly! Let the child choose. She always stated that Ethan hated football, if thats the case, why does he wear a villa kit and loves a kick around in the mini garden? She is trying to make out she is so woke, you know, this person that didn't even mention Birmingham Pride a few weeks ago! 😡😡
And she's also the woman who when her daughter went off the colour pink she was visually disappointed and put out
 
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Exactly! Let the child choose. She always stated that Ethan hated football, if thats the case, why does he wear a villa kit and loves a kick around in the mini garden? She is trying to make out she is so woke, you know, this person that didn't even mention Birmingham Pride a few weeks ago! 😡😡
This woman doesn’t know how to be woke, she’s always too tired lazy for a start. Looking forward to this years anniversary presents she’ll be buying for Stevie, will he get another power tool?
 
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I hate this whole “adulting” thing. She’s 43, why is she surprised that she’s the adult? It’s not “adulting” it’s just a basic task
Oh Christ yeah, the term ‘adulting’ give me the ICK 🤢🤢🤢🤢
 
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I don't get this. Why does she need to get the kids to play with what they want? Don't you just let them get on with playing, let them choose what they want to play with?
Trying too hard again Bab!! 🙄🙄🙄
This is the biggest contradiction in terms I've ever seen 🤦‍♀️🙄🤣
She is so thick!!
"I've always tried to get the kids to play with whatever they want" 🙄 Doesn't she read her tit and realise it makes no sense?!!!
If "they" are playing with "whatever they want" - how has she had any influence 🤦‍♀️

Oh Emma. Shut up! Please!!!!!!
 
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Oh Christ yeah, the term ‘adulting’ give me the ICK 🤢🤢🤢🤢
Says a lot about how she feels like a child when she's not "adulting". Sitting around infront of the TV watching Disney and eating sweets
 
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Why is it a step forward? Having an aisle curated for you is more social constructs, just let people choose based on their interests. There is the aisle with the dolls and the aisle with the trucks just because they're two different types of toys and how would you know where to find anything if there was no logic to the organisation, it is not because they're the girls aisle or boys aisle. Just like in the supermarket the pasta isn't mixed in with the tampons or in the library the kids books aren't mixed in with the adults books. Babs falls for this type of article like she falls for being body confident. Bandwagon jumper, goodness knows how she got a masters, she doesn't seem to have any thoughts of her own.
I was thinking that, maybe it's different in the US but I haven't seen a toy aisle labelled by gender for years. Yes they're grouped in dolls, trucks etc but that's just because it makes sense to have it like that. My kids have always played with whatever they want, my son had dolls and cars in equal measure. Elsa dress up and Hulk dress up - and I never felt the need to post him in either outfit!
(I say kids, my daughter never played with any toys at all, cos why would a child want to make birthdays and Christmas easy to buy for?!)
 
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She’s spending the day editing a video about shopping for shite in Poundland. Banging content, as always 😂😂😂😂 I think she’s finally become a parody of herself
 
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I don't get this. Why does she need to get the kids to play with what they want? Don't you just let them get on with playing, let them choose what they want to play with?
Trying too hard again Bab!! 🙄🙄🙄
What is a gender neutral toy store?! 🤣 don't all shops just have all of the same type of thing together?! Toys, groceries, whatever, stuff that is the same is shelved together?! 🤷‍♀️

Oh my bad. Again though, what could be done in there really, it's tiny? They must've bought that place thinking they'd extend but perhaps that's too expensive and difficult
Plus, the garden is tiny enough without building on it! Why do u think ste had to get the kiddy size "shed"?! 🤣
 
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Firstly, as a vicar’s daughter I find this.. hilarious! Secondly, it’s my mum’s funeral tomorrow, I know the Lord’s Prayer is part of the service & this will actually be a great help - thank you 🙏 (Just hope I don’t mix up the words 🥴)
I’m so sorry to hear that 🥰 Sending you lots of love and strength for tomorrow. Look after yourself and please reach out if you need support.

Just to keep this on track, Babs salivating At the prospect of Christmas merch in the cheap stores this morning when wearing Halloween pyjamas 🤣
 
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Just to keep this on track, Babs salivating At the prospect of Christmas merch in the cheap stores this morning when wearing Halloween pyjamas 🤣
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Sorry, there's no more room at the Inn hobbit-house ⭐
 
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RECAP……Made the Disney blogging event look rubbish, like she does everything. She was clearly hot and uncomfortable in her jacket but had to leave it on to hide herself (so body confident 🙄) and so was shiny and sweaty. Only hung out with people under the same agents and did her usual poses with all the characters, thinking she looks like a fun super fan when in fact she just looks like a twit.
Grid post hello to Tattle telling people it doesn’t matter if the photos aren’t flattering if you’re having the best time. That’s why you pose and filter is it Babs??

Went to a low rate bloggers chat to talk to a few people in a room about her amazing career. LOL. There were some very unflattering Babs in the wild photos.

2 Sundays off. Including World Mental Health Day, so she squeezed in some patronising stories the day before. You know the ones - offending anyone who suffers with mental health issues by using the word “wobbly”, bragging that she can pay for a private counsellor, claiming “therapy” has made her stronger than she was, but really it’s just about getting her ego stroked and justifying her choices to sell her family online at whatever cost.

More boring, mundane, crappy stories than you can even be bothered to count.

Posted about collecting Lucy’s ashes, she really conveniently had a lovely video of footage of golden girl (poor Ethan) and Lucy in the woods on their last walk. So either she knew the dog wasn’t going to last, or she filmed it for an AD and had to repurpose it. No way would she just have had that amount of good video if it was just a normal walk.
Anyway the social media apps went down that evening so no one really saw it, which was very sad for Babs as she got nowhere near as much engagement on it as she needed. Because OBVIOUSLY it was followed the next day by an AD, as her emosh posts always are 🙄 More bread - that Kingsmill contract is a busy one! - and just the golden girl.
The loss of apps was very “scary” for Babs, who has nothing else in her life except Netflix and cock* (*hot chocolate or cocktails, of course 🤣)
She also told us that they’re surprised how much they miss Lucy (because she doesn’t understand human emotions it seems) and that they will have a new pet soon. No tit Sherlock, think how much engagement and content a kitten or puppy will generate! Result!
There was also a goodbye to Lucy on the Babbath with treats left in the woods, hilariously claiming she sent PUS back the next day to check for litter after reading it on here 🤣, and it was of course shared, nothing can be private, so that’s the “end of that season”. She really does NOT have a way with words!

Annual “don’t tell Stephen the heating is on” bullshit.
Annual reference to Black History Month and her life as an RE teacher and how she’s not an expert and how she’s just trying to promote equality with her kids. Except when she blatantly favours one over the other all the time. Didn’t even bother to pretend she was going to share an account a day like she has in the past, even she might be learning she’s crap at seeing things through!

Asking her followers what time her kids should go to bed - Hi Babs 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 Maybe Tattle has got through to her, or maybe Erin’s questioned things after her trip with the school, or maybe another mum dropped a bomb on Babs by mentioning their kids go to bed at 8/8:30/9 rather than 6pm 🤷🏼‍♀️ But replies suggested she’s fine as she is (probably because her kids go to sleep at an appropriate time. It’s the locking them away so they can watch grown up telly at 6:30/7 that’s weird to most of us) so consider us told Cow Bags!

Claiming she’s doing Couch25K again but many suspect it was an old photo and it’s all crap for attention and content! Can pretend she’s being healthy while actually sitting on her arse shoving in treats.

PUS cut her hair. FFS woman just go to a hairdresser 🤬 Then we went through the home dye fuss, very defensive she was (“get off my back” tattle) and then again with the centre/side parting chat. Bore off.

Haul from Boots 😡🤮 Haul from Primark 😡🤮

AD for the cheese again, maybe Dairylea asked her to post again because the last one didn’t get much reaction!

Like clockwork an annual post about “I’ve been all the weights and now I’m happy and loved”. Using all past photos of her slimmer 🤣 No one gives a tit Babs, you’re the one who harps on about the past and chats about your size just for praise and adoration.

Trip to the zoo for lovely Ethan to see the tiger he adopted. The post will go down in history as one Babs managed to not make about herself. There were a couple of stories of her massive face making up crap about birds attacking PUS and her having her skirt tucked in her knickers, but still. She tried.

Still a size 18. Still grim and grey. Still has a general smug thing going on.
Fabulous recap, BonBon 👏❤

"Babs in the wild" 😂😂😂😂😂 and, yes, the invented tales of skirt in nickers & PUS getting birded 🙄

Agree, Ethan is a cutie. She's really missed the mark where the kids are concerned. Ethan is very sweet, photogenic and brimming with personality. Erin poses by scrunching her nose, shutting one eye and having her gob open. Babs backed the wrong horse.

Did anyone else get children’s tv presenter addressing toddlers vibes in her story about the rats? “Now children some people are deathly scared of rats”.

Talk about “deathly scared” well I definitely was when I saw her jump on the bed and grimace.

Also said people aren’t scared of the hamster but when was the last time you saw it.
She thought jumping on the bed would look cute. It looked more like when the milkman yobs a sack of spuds on your doorstep at Christmas 😂
 
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