She thought the rats were going to be a quirky cool pets, and the babettes were going to cream themselves over her so weird and amazing menagerie. Except they hated them, because much like babs, they’re actual vermin.
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It won’t be, I’m presuming they’ve taken advantage of the stamp duty holiday at the time? Would this have allowed them to leap into house bracket which would have been a struggle otherwise? Can see them moving again in the next few years, that house is bursting.
BrilliantOur Babs in Poundland
Shallow be your name
Your Babbettes come
Your will be done
In Primark and B&M.
Give us today our daily pit stories.
Block all those trolls
as you block those who sin against you.
Lead us not into a supermarket
but deliver us AmaZon.
For the Babdom, the hobbit house and the green hair are yours
Now and forever #size18
Babmen
She really has the most appalling taste in everything. Clothes, makeup, hairstyle and colour, obsessions, but those bedside tables are vile. They look like throwback stuff from the seventies!
How bloody long has that bed frame been in the hall I’m sure it was there when gormless was assembling his non shed
Now this makes me think if they are that clueless did he even assemble the non shed
Blessed be the fruits of thy latest Boots haul
Holy Babatha, mother of my girl (and the boy)
Pray for your beige dinners
Now, and at the hour of your toddler bedtime.
Babmen
Omg this is equally fantastic and hilarious in equal measure. I applaud your genius @Gl1tt3rUn1c0rnOur Babs in Poundland
Shallow be your name
Your Babbettes come
Your will be done
In Primark and B&M.
Give us today our daily pit stories.
Block all those trolls
as you block those who sin against you.
Lead us not into a supermarket
but deliver us AmaZon.
For the Babdom, the hobbit house and the green hair are yours
Now and forever #size18
Babmen
I think I love you. Bab wishes she could be half as talented as you.Perhaps you could submit this as the next thread title later on. Tattlers you are on
tonight .
I’m actually dying at this. Printing it off and it’s going on the wall. Peace be with youOur Babs in Poundland
Shallow be your name
Your Babbettes come
Your will be done
In Primark and B&M.
Give us today our daily pit stories.
Block all those trolls
as you block those who sin against you.
Lead us not into a supermarket
but deliver us AmaZon.
For the Babdom, the hobbit house and the green hair are yours
Now and forever #size18
Babmen
Praise be for the cowbag's prosodies 
Emma could only wish to be half as entertaining as us And its her job 
And its her job That is absolutely brilliant!Our Babs in Poundland
Shallow be your name
Your Babbettes come
Your will be done
In Primark and B&M.
Give us today our daily pit stories.
Block all those trolls
as you block those who sin against you.
Lead us not into a supermarket
but deliver us AmaZon.
For the Babdom, the hobbit house and the green hair are yours
Now and forever #size18
Babmen
You know what? Babs is the very definition of stale.
Those bedside tables are just so basic. Emma the overdone boho look is so over and let’s face it you were never good at it anyway.
The hauls she does are a thing people did in 2016. Tired content. Especially when showing a basic Boots haul of mundane products everyone has heard of.
And Emma stop being so painfully lazy and get your bedroom and bathroom decorated. You literally do nothing every single day and fill your time with cleaning out your car. Like bloody hell I found an empty wrapper of Squashies in my car last week, not shared that exciting story until now. You have time to at least organise the buying and fitting of a carpet
Those bedside tables are just so basic. Emma the overdone boho look is so over and let’s face it you were never good at it anyway.
The hauls she does are a thing people did in 2016. Tired content. Especially when showing a basic Boots haul of mundane products everyone has heard of.
And Emma stop being so painfully lazy and get your bedroom and bathroom decorated. You literally do nothing every single day and fill your time with cleaning out your car. Like bloody hell I found an empty wrapper of Squashies in my car last week, not shared that exciting story until now. You have time to at least organise the buying and fitting of a carpet
When they moved into the hobbit house I think Babs thought she'd become an interior design influencer, make renovation vlogs and do upcycles. She forgot to factor in that this requires effort and being proactive.
She pre-empted this when she moved by saying something along the lines of “we’re five year plan kind of people” and how this wasn’t the final family home. Whatever the reason was for her moving, it is quite obvious they must regret it (even though she would never say it). She’s moved from a house with two living areas, spacious bedrooms, big garden and an office plus storage. Shameful that I know all of that!
I think they'd have difficulty selling that house at the price they want unless they change all the windows and redo the bathroom properly, they've done nothing to add value to that place.
So she’s going to give the bathroom a ‘ juzz’ cos she’s decided it doesn’t need ripping out? Just the grout needs cleaning and some more tat put in there
More like a) no one can refit her bathroom for months so there’s no instant content so she can’t be bothered or b) she got some quotes and can’t afford it!
More like a) no one can refit her bathroom for months so there’s no instant content so she can’t be bothered or b) she got some quotes and can’t afford it!
I think she probably got a quote that was yes expensive but also there's no real solutions for that room imo. Aesthetically it could be improved, new tiles, but as for the layout and size/shape of the bath there aren't really any other optionsSo she’s going to give the bathroom a ‘ juzz’ cos she’s decided it doesn’t need ripping out? Just the grout needs cleaning and some more tat put in there
More like a) no one can refit her bathroom for months so there’s no instant content so she can’t be bothered or b) she got some quotes and can’t afford it!
The grout must be bad for sweaty pit babs, who is happy to lie in her own filth for months, to want to fix it. Will she do a before and after? Perhaps provide some useful content and advice on brightening up grout?! In my dreams she will 
She’s still wearing those same pjs filthy dirty cow - she must stink!
If they’re from Shein they are probably 95% polyester too so nice and sweaty
If they’re from Shein they are probably 95% polyester too so nice and sweaty
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