Brummy Mummy #82 A desperate adult version of Ryan’s World

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YES!!! You have hit the nail on the head here.

Also, dont forget she stayed at the New Orleans themed hotel in Disney, so in her tiny little brain that is as good as going to New Orleans itself!!

Unlike Babs i have actually been to New Orleans, i was lucky enough as a student to study at Louisiana State University for a year, and even though we were based in Baton Rouge we used to go down to New Orleans most weekends. I have never been to the New Orleans style in Disney, but i can already tell that you wont be able to compare it to going with New Orleans. But i must admit i am quite glad she hasnt jumped on the New Orleans bandwagon- if there even is a bandwagon to jump on! Because i would be absolutely gutted if she loved the same place as me! Its my special place not Babs special place!! ha ha
 
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I mean to be fair, meeting one of my sister in laws for the first time with a bump isn't one of my finest moments in my life But we are now married (10 years next year) so ya know, each to their own. My friends always tell me the story of how we met, got together, ended up with a baby 14 months later would make a great film But do I plaster it all over Insta every single anniversary Err, that would be no!!!
 
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I second this about @chipstick - I just choked on my chilli con carne looking at that Photoshop (yes I am eating late)

I take it the Babbath day is no more then? What was is 4 weeks? Well done Emma

Also the rehashed anniversary story is just and who the fuck has the ordinary boys I luv you as their wedding dance (no offence to any cow bags who may have done).. but of all the songs in the world..
 
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The style is not flattering in slim people so on Bab it's going to look horrendous!
In this morni gs post, her hair has got a khaki tinge to it. You need a toner on that love!
If she does take pics of her in this outfit she will be bent over or possibly sitting down so everything will be hid.
 
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Babs tribute

In the wake of Bab rising on the Babbath day (and assuming she is no longer taking them off..)

"Bab for good" Parody of "Back for Good" by Take That

I guess that it's time, for me to give up the Babbath, I feel it's time
Got a gurning picture of me
Got my pumpkin fall tacky coffee mug

Got a shit haul vlog for youtube
Got the cruise of Disney dreams
And I'm still, and I'm still a size 18...

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it
I just want you Bab for good (No Babbath, want you Bab for good)
Whenever I'm wrong, tell me if you want and I'll block you
Emma's always right, understood?
(Want you Bab, no Babbath)
I'm coming Bab for good

Another day, another lie
I rehash my love story - it wasn't good
But all those Cowbags on that site thought it was boring
But that's not what I see

In the midst of desperation
Ste excels at my spreadsheets
Can't find a room in the tiny house for him to sleep...

Whatever I said, I couldn't care less
I didn't mean it
I just want you Bab for good (no Babbath, want you Bab for good)

Whenever I'm wrong, I'll shove on a frock
And be worshipped
There's no sizing up for me (size 18, want you Bab)
I want you Bab for good


I guess that it's time
That I came Bab for good
 
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Excellent @Missymoo92 ..I actually sang that in my head. There are so many gifted Tattlers who should be publishing their work, not the talentless half wit Bab.
 
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Will she wait for that loungesuit to be in the 50% off sale that InTheStyle do every week and get a bigger size and pretend she’s wearing the one she was gifted?
 
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