I wouldn’t get your hopes up
@Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn, I haven’t done a scrap book since I was about 6!
What shit have we been through on the last thread I hear you ask…….well here you go! I promise I have tried to keep it short, but she just posts SO much crap!
-Monday started with many a story because she’d had Sunday off so had to fulfil her need to speak drivel to strangers. Ethan is going to bed half an hour later, at 8
, and waking up later in the morning. No shit Sherlock Babs! Poor kid, banished away while his mates and peers and children younger than him will be out enjoying some summer holiday freedom.
Shit poetry reel about her house being full of tat because she’s so relatable.
PUS is snoring so they are going to waste valuable NHS time and resources having him referred. Despite all that lovely money she earns from selling her soul and her family, she wouldn’t go private would she?!? Although snoring isn’t something you even need to go private for because 9 times out of 10 it’s not actually a massive issue, it’s just life.
They went to see Jungle Cruise because Babs wanted to and she’s, again, selfish. Plant crap. Kids talking Roblox and Babs not being interested. “Frazzled parenting day” because someone fell off a scooter and the kids argued. Wow. She really has no idea.
-Tuesday’s gross pit stories were her braggity bragging about palming the kids off so she can “werk” AKA film an AD or vlog haul (because she was dressed/made up
) and then sit on her arse all day. Smug face as she tells us how lucky she is and how she’s so sorry for you if you have no childcare and actually have to work for a living.
Looking for advice on shoes to wear with a dress as she’s realised her fugly sandals and converse won’t cut it on the Disney cruise.
Shared some awful TikTok of her - I’m struggling for the word - dancing, shuffling, grinding, wiggling, wobbling?!? Anyway moving around to a song about shaking it while asking if it’s PMT or if she’s just angry, emotional, hungry. Yes Babs, you are all those things, women don’t just have emotions based on their cycles. But also, you’re in your 40s so you’re plenty experienced at life and should know when PMT makes those things worse. You may also be interested to know that being overweight/never exercising/not eating well/drinking too many cocks in cans etc can also contribute to how you feel. Anyway I have no literally no idea what this horrendous video was trying to achieve, or indeed what she was thinking when she had a Pimms and remade it. Like seriously, it was awful enough the first time.
PUS got home from work so Babs shuffled off to Primark to buy (really classy, excellent quality) shoes. She’d had all day without the kids but made sure she went out when they were home! To buy fugly shoes. Obvs.
-Wednesday she treated us to gross pit stories of her looking closely at new wrinkles she’d just noticed. Told us how comfy her new fugly sandals are. Announced a day out - and picnic - with the kids and her sister, because at no point in the summer hols can she be left with those children on her own. The horror. Shared a memory of the golden girl. Put up an AD for rice where she mostly talked about her dressing gowns and waved packets around, didn’t even pretend to cook or eat. Go figure
All before 8am!
Moaning about how many bags she has to take…..not sure what she needs to carry around or why she doesn’t streamline it a bit but this is Babs so nothing makes sense. Lunch by 11 and an ice cream.
Vlog about how she’s a “frazzled” mum packing dirty clothes in Butlins and unpacking them at home. Yes, that is the sound of a barrel being scraped you can hear.
The rice people put her stupid AD on their grid page which invited the usual comments about Babs and how awful she is that you get whenever she isn’t in control of the delete button. And then it got taken down. Standard.
Frazzled, again, at the end of the day because that’s her new “vibe” it seems. Even though she has no idea what being frazzled is really like because her life is pretty easy!
Bath bomb, including singing about being naked, putting pyjamas she’s been wearing for 3 days already on after being in the bath, posting about autumn and how people who think you’re too much aren’t your people. Blah blah blah.
-Thursday pit stories were, in her own words, smug because her plan for the day was to go to someone else’s house for a play date and have lunch provided for her. Entitled twat!
Awful reel about wearing cycle shorts and a t shirt. She claims it’s because she’s body confident but really all the tips are about hiding her tummy, stopping her legs rubbing together, being able to wear it even when she’s a “size 18”……so she’s assuming everyone who follows her is the same. What about people who are size 8/10??
Photo of the lunch her friend made, rain in the car, shopping for autumn tat and then home alone (apparently Erin was on a sleepover and Ethan was at the cinema, but this is Babnocchio and these events did come about magically after we’d said on here that you’d think the kids would be busier with things not involving Babs by now) to sort Disney clothes on a rail in the loft. Which led to a grid post about how her kids are older, she feels strange having time to herself, she has to discover what she likes. Yep, that crap again. No thoughts about reading, volunteering, exercising, learning a new skill, seeing friends etc. Just sorting disney clothes and talking to strangers about herself. She knows EXACTLY what she likes. Tat, attention, money and Netflix. Why pretend otherwise?? The grid post was accompanied by some stories of her deciding she’s having a midlife crisis, where she randomly pulled down her top and had a glance at her boobs while talking. What is she thinking?!?
-Friday was a homey manky pyjama day, not looking straight at the camera while talking about Erin’s sleepover (maybe it’s fictitious?!?) and chatting more boring shit. And then an awful reel about how when she’s talking to someone about summer she’s actually thinking about pumpkins and Halloween. Give me strength. She’s such a bellend, wishing her life away because she’s unhappy, has no ideas for content and thinks liking autumn is a personality trait. If you hadn’t declared it was summer and got your fugly sandals out as soon as there was sunshine in March you wouldn’t be fed up and wishing for autumn already. Bore off.
A thanks for supporting her “mid life crisis” she’s decided she’s having and a recommendation to watch Real Housewives to see women over 40 on your telly. No thanks Babs. I don’t want to rot my brain cells with that crap.
Gin in a can and watching her laptop alone in bed, wearing the same gross pyjamas she’d worn all day, by 7:30pm. I’m sure all of us frazzled mums can relate
-Saturday began with morning stories where she genuinely looks grey she is so rough. Usual beg for engagement where you tell her what you’re up to.
Vlog modelling clothes and shoes for the cruise - the most excited she’s been about anything for a while. And the side angles = def not a size 18! Not that I care or judge anyone for their clothes size, but don’t lie about it, or preach body confidence when you in fact are not confident at all about your body. Full control of all the outfits for all the family, all matching so photos will look good for the gram and she’s put a lot of thought into which ears will go with which t shirt
If only she’d put that much thought into her lifestyle choices and family
Some thoughts from Tattlers - we haven’t seen much of PUS and the kids since Butlins, and Babs has been particularly erratic, rough looking and seemingly drunk this week. Are things falling apart Chez Conway?!?
They’ve also stayed home a couple of days, maybe because of the PCR tests they have to do before their cruise. And yes, although we don’t wish anyone poorly, the majority of us are hoping someone gets a positive so they can’t go…..just for the entertainment value of watching Babs throw her toys out of the pram
So we shall see how the week pans out as another thread begins!
I will be away on holiday this week, and although I will still check social media because I’m inherently very nosey I won’t be keeping notes for a recap. Kids to entertain and all that jazz! So I’ll pass the baton along to anyone who’d like to have a go!
I defy the dress code fairly often (by wearing shorts) and other passengers openly tut or comment. One old lady called me a whore!! And my shorts were Ralph Lauren not Primarks finest spandex
TINGO
